Joe Watson
@joe-watson.com
Designing apps & building websites ◦ Learning front-end ◦ Runner 👟 ◦ Madrid 🇪🇸🏠 ◦ Bournemouth 🇬🇧 ◦ United fan 🇾🇪
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Joe Watson
@joe-watson.com
· Nov 27
I made a little animation for my portfolio website #buildinpublic
These people go out of their way to suuuuck
I’m the normie whisperer who believes that people who get belligerently drunk at sports games are getting drunk off stadium beer
November 15, 2025 at 1:15 PM
These people go out of their way to suuuuck
Might as well throw in who has a name starting with P
2 - Phil Foden is only the second player to score two goals from outside the box in a single UEFA Champions League match played on Bonfire Night, after Alessandro Del Piero for Juventus v Real Madrid in 2008. Rocket.
November 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Might as well throw in who has a name starting with P
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If I was a rich person complaining that people didn’t like me I would personally try do something good with the money
November 4, 2025 at 10:13 AM
If I was a rich person complaining that people didn’t like me I would personally try do something good with the money
I talked about Hyacinth Bucket and the actress died the next day. Someone mentioned Lost Prophets and the guy got killed. My girlfriend went to Pizza Express, Woking the day before Prince Andrew got stripped of all his titles.
What great and terrible power I have...
What great and terrible power I have...
October 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I talked about Hyacinth Bucket and the actress died the next day. Someone mentioned Lost Prophets and the guy got killed. My girlfriend went to Pizza Express, Woking the day before Prince Andrew got stripped of all his titles.
What great and terrible power I have...
What great and terrible power I have...
Regardless of the content, you've gotta give it up to him, wonderful head of hair 👏👏👏
Rep. Mike Rogers: "The group that manages our nuclear stockpile -- the carryover funding they've been using is about to run out. They will have to layoff 80% of their employees. These are not employees that you want to go home."
October 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Regardless of the content, you've gotta give it up to him, wonderful head of hair 👏👏👏
It's sort of incredible that Bill Burr thought that Saudi Arabia - one of the richest per capita country in the world - was like war torn Yemen before he went. What did he think Cristiano Ronaldo was dodging bullets everyday. Stunning Ignorance
October 10, 2025 at 7:11 AM
It's sort of incredible that Bill Burr thought that Saudi Arabia - one of the richest per capita country in the world - was like war torn Yemen before he went. What did he think Cristiano Ronaldo was dodging bullets everyday. Stunning Ignorance
Soy boys don't get heartburn
July 20, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Soy boys don't get heartburn
Little acts of resistance
Landlord's wife barred access to the apartment building's nice little backyard for a veggie garden. Been throwing birdseed and peanuts into it from the window so the animals are encouraged to rip it up. I've never seen so much as a tomato from that garden in my years being here.
July 20, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Little acts of resistance
Posting capital p, is just telling bad jokes aggressively
July 13, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Posting capital p, is just telling bad jokes aggressively
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Back in the day, Twitter used to be really good if I set up a thread to connect freelancers with clients. Let's see if Bluesky can do it.
Clients: if you're looking for freelancers/contractors, get in the comments
Freelancers/contractors: get in comments
Everyone else: boosts appreciated
Clients: if you're looking for freelancers/contractors, get in the comments
Freelancers/contractors: get in comments
Everyone else: boosts appreciated
June 27, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Back in the day, Twitter used to be really good if I set up a thread to connect freelancers with clients. Let's see if Bluesky can do it.
Clients: if you're looking for freelancers/contractors, get in the comments
Freelancers/contractors: get in comments
Everyone else: boosts appreciated
Clients: if you're looking for freelancers/contractors, get in the comments
Freelancers/contractors: get in comments
Everyone else: boosts appreciated
Can anyone tell me why these colours look so weird together #designski
June 1, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Can anyone tell me why these colours look so weird together #designski
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The red fruits are the sweetest, baby, I know
May 9, 2025 at 6:37 AM
The red fruits are the sweetest, baby, I know
I think we need to have a little conversation about back taxes.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Trump weighs in on report King Charles will offer U.S. commonwealth membership
Trump indicates willingness to have America become 57th Commonwealth member
www.independent.co.uk
March 22, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I think we need to have a little conversation about back taxes.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Thinking about all the guys who lose their hair but have not one speck of grey
February 20, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Thinking about all the guys who lose their hair but have not one speck of grey
Joining BlueSky has put me in contact with some really cool people which has motivated me to grow on the platform.
@borutudovic.com is one of those people and he's been working hard on a product to help you do exactly that.
www.blueskyhunter.com
@borutudovic.com is one of those people and he's been working hard on a product to help you do exactly that.
www.blueskyhunter.com
Blueskyhunter | Get Bluesky Followers | AI Analytics, Threads, Scheduler
www.blueskyhunter.com
February 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Joining BlueSky has put me in contact with some really cool people which has motivated me to grow on the platform.
@borutudovic.com is one of those people and he's been working hard on a product to help you do exactly that.
www.blueskyhunter.com
@borutudovic.com is one of those people and he's been working hard on a product to help you do exactly that.
www.blueskyhunter.com
Watched the Departed with my girlfriend and she asked to describe why it's a ’proper film.’ I couldn't—but it is.
February 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Watched the Departed with my girlfriend and she asked to describe why it's a ’proper film.’ I couldn't—but it is.
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One way to win the economic competition with China would be to make apps that don't suck shit. Have you considered that
January 28, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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Back at work less than 2 days after lying in bed shivering from flu #Freelance
January 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Back at work less than 2 days after lying in bed shivering from flu #Freelance
Matt Walker (the sleep expert in Hubberman's orbit) seems like a nice guy but jesucristo. Wincing at the thought of how bullied he would be if he came back to the UK with the bandana on
January 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Matt Walker (the sleep expert in Hubberman's orbit) seems like a nice guy but jesucristo. Wincing at the thought of how bullied he would be if he came back to the UK with the bandana on
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Some timely reminder from a great thinker of the last century! Antonio Gramsci (1891 - 1937).
His theory on how the ruling class exert power beyond force is a timely reminder for all of us today!
His theory on how the ruling class exert power beyond force is a timely reminder for all of us today!
January 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Some timely reminder from a great thinker of the last century! Antonio Gramsci (1891 - 1937).
His theory on how the ruling class exert power beyond force is a timely reminder for all of us today!
His theory on how the ruling class exert power beyond force is a timely reminder for all of us today!
Make up your bloody mind!
What are Britons' favourite planets?
Saturn: 18%
Mars: 17%
Jupiter: 10%
Venus: 8%
Uranus: 4%
Neptune: 3%
Mercury: 2%
yougov.co.uk/topics/polit...
Saturn: 18%
Mars: 17%
Jupiter: 10%
Venus: 8%
Uranus: 4%
Neptune: 3%
Mercury: 2%
yougov.co.uk/topics/polit...
January 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Make up your bloody mind!