Jeffrey Parker
@jnparker.bsky.social
NC to NOLA via Chicago.
Urban sociology, doughnuts, indie rock—order depends on the day.
Views my own, but ultimately a singular instantiation of the collective process of knowledge production, so really who’s to say.
https://www.jeffreynparker.com
Urban sociology, doughnuts, indie rock—order depends on the day.
Views my own, but ultimately a singular instantiation of the collective process of knowledge production, so really who’s to say.
https://www.jeffreynparker.com
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thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
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trump (after zohran mamdani charms him for 5 minutes): “we’re looking very strongly at implementing socialism, many people are saying it. they love redistribution of wealth and you’re hearing it more and more. there’s a term, they call it, a centrally planned economy. it’s an old fashioned term”
November 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
trump (after zohran mamdani charms him for 5 minutes): “we’re looking very strongly at implementing socialism, many people are saying it. they love redistribution of wealth and you’re hearing it more and more. there’s a term, they call it, a centrally planned economy. it’s an old fashioned term”
"I liked their dissertation better than the book" is the "The debut record is okay but I like their first EP more, you probably haven't heard it" of academia.
November 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
"I liked their dissertation better than the book" is the "The debut record is okay but I like their first EP more, you probably haven't heard it" of academia.
Simmel as marriage counselor is so messy.
November 18, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Simmel as marriage counselor is so messy.
Honestly can't believe THIS is the week in my theory syllabus we're doing Rumors, Secrets, and Conspiracy Theories (Shibutani/Simmel/Hofstadter).
November 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Honestly can't believe THIS is the week in my theory syllabus we're doing Rumors, Secrets, and Conspiracy Theories (Shibutani/Simmel/Hofstadter).
Thoughts, @durkheimsays.bsky.social?
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Thoughts, @durkheimsays.bsky.social?
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Mandatory Annual UNO #facultymeating Turkey Poboy tradition in the books for 2025 w/ @jnparker.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Mandatory Annual UNO #facultymeating Turkey Poboy tradition in the books for 2025 w/ @jnparker.bsky.social
People who are upset because they got their hopes up that MJ Lenderman was actually going to get a Grammy nomination:
November 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
People who are upset because they got their hopes up that MJ Lenderman was actually going to get a Grammy nomination:
I regret to inform Arsenal fans that Mamdani winning is their trophy for the season. Better than the Carabao, at least.
November 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I regret to inform Arsenal fans that Mamdani winning is their trophy for the season. Better than the Carabao, at least.
At the point in my theory course where I tell students that they really do need to read a couple pages of Hegel if they want to unlock what we’re talking about. Have managed to ignore the issue with Du Bois, Simmel, even Marx, but now we’re on to de Beauvoir and it’s unavoidable.
November 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
At the point in my theory course where I tell students that they really do need to read a couple pages of Hegel if they want to unlock what we’re talking about. Have managed to ignore the issue with Du Bois, Simmel, even Marx, but now we’re on to de Beauvoir and it’s unavoidable.
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ME: Jesus christ. The Chicken Man? When was this?
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: last night
ME: fuck.... well, at least his house is okay
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: *looks concerned*
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: last night
ME: fuck.... well, at least his house is okay
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: *looks concerned*
October 2, 2024 at 2:53 PM
ME: Jesus christ. The Chicken Man? When was this?
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: last night
ME: fuck.... well, at least his house is okay
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: *looks concerned*
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: last night
ME: fuck.... well, at least his house is okay
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: *looks concerned*
Did they have Joe Carter throw out the first pitch and if not why not?
November 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Did they have Joe Carter throw out the first pitch and if not why not?
Guys, the Snocaps record sounds like Talulah Gosh and Heavenly and Marine Girls and the Pastels and a bunch of other stuff from Sarah Records and the C86 tape, except also Southern, and I'm not sure I'm going to listen to anything else this year.
November 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Guys, the Snocaps record sounds like Talulah Gosh and Heavenly and Marine Girls and the Pastels and a bunch of other stuff from Sarah Records and the C86 tape, except also Southern, and I'm not sure I'm going to listen to anything else this year.
“Your boos are not scaring me! I know most of you are not ghosts!”
November 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
“Your boos are not scaring me! I know most of you are not ghosts!”
I know other people have pointed this out, but it really is an underrated joy watching a Wembanyama highlight, seeing something amazing, and then realizing that there are like 20 second left in the video and you have no idea what else he's going to do.
October 31, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I know other people have pointed this out, but it really is an underrated joy watching a Wembanyama highlight, seeing something amazing, and then realizing that there are like 20 second left in the video and you have no idea what else he's going to do.
It's like they're vertically integrating corruption.
Seriously, this has the potential to give us the first presidential administration in history to point shave elections. Real innovation in the field of graft.
Seriously, this has the potential to give us the first presidential administration in history to point shave elections. Real innovation in the field of graft.
Excuse me? So the company the President currently owns is teaming up with a cryptocurrency company to create a prediction market, which will take bets... on things the President himself has quite a lot of control over?
Gosh, I'm sure nothing bad will happen.
www.ft.com/content/4855...
Gosh, I'm sure nothing bad will happen.
www.ft.com/content/4855...
October 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
It's like they're vertically integrating corruption.
Seriously, this has the potential to give us the first presidential administration in history to point shave elections. Real innovation in the field of graft.
Seriously, this has the potential to give us the first presidential administration in history to point shave elections. Real innovation in the field of graft.
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Went to a prayer service tonight at St. Mary of the Lake, where they have cardboard cutouts throughout the church representing parishioners afraid to come to Mass because of ICE.
October 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Went to a prayer service tonight at St. Mary of the Lake, where they have cardboard cutouts throughout the church representing parishioners afraid to come to Mass because of ICE.
Arsenal fans, this is a safe space: you don't actually LIKE this guy, do you?
www.espn.com/soccer/story...
www.espn.com/soccer/story...
Arteta: I envisioned set-piece goals '10 years ago'
Mikel Arteta has revealed Arsenal's set-piece prowess was a decade in the making.
www.espn.com
October 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Arsenal fans, this is a safe space: you don't actually LIKE this guy, do you?
www.espn.com/soccer/story...
www.espn.com/soccer/story...
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Please understand that the only reason this has been released is because of the UCLA faculty association who filed a request and challenged the refusal in court. If you are a UC faculty member, join your FA!
BREAKING: The California Supreme Court has DENIED the University of California's request that it block the release of a 28-page, $1.2-billion fine Trump administration UCLA settlement offer. UC is required to give a faculty group the document today. www.latimes.com/california/s...
UC must publicly release Trump administration's $1.2-billion settlement proposal
The California Supreme Court on Friday declined a request from the University of California to block the release of a roughly $1.2-billion Trump UCLA settlement. UCLA is required to share the document...
www.latimes.com
October 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Please understand that the only reason this has been released is because of the UCLA faculty association who filed a request and challenged the refusal in court. If you are a UC faculty member, join your FA!
Luke Kornet out here on his way to dropping 30 entirely on uncontested dunks like he’s young Shaq because the Pels have to triple team Wemby.
October 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Luke Kornet out here on his way to dropping 30 entirely on uncontested dunks like he’s young Shaq because the Pels have to triple team Wemby.
Also, what Wemby did to AD last night had vibes of that two-leg Champions League knockout between Tottenham Hotspur and Inter Milan back when Maicon was arguably the best right back in the world and then it took two games for Gareth Bale to basically end his career.
October 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Also, what Wemby did to AD last night had vibes of that two-leg Champions League knockout between Tottenham Hotspur and Inter Milan back when Maicon was arguably the best right back in the world and then it took two games for Gareth Bale to basically end his career.
Really wish Bill Walton was around to be the color commentator on last night's Wemby game.
October 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Really wish Bill Walton was around to be the color commentator on last night's Wemby game.