Confused. Why are we talking about urination in the context of a perfectly formed golden croissant.

(I am hesitant to ask if it's french drains all the way down as that feels like tempting fate on your behalf...)

"...wibbly wobbly timey wimey" historic bridge wobble considerations (...I assume said wobble gets filed under intangible heritage values or something)

Our beloved emperor has refined and specific tastes

Realised the allotment cat was not dead, the weird wounds/lost fur on its arms from when we saw it last had healed up, is still as much of a tart for attention as ever
(Muppets Christmas carol voice) "And allotment cat, who did *not * die..."
Well, I didn't see it personally but my wife facetimed me

Extensive, Enthusiastic Cementitious Repointing.

Best Croissant

Allotment "helper"

Urgent message from the emperor

Soft capping on ruinous structures

Plague pit but also somehow all the incoming services (and stop cocks) have somehow been routes through it?

Re 11) and 12) who wouldn't want a perfectly reasonable quality of life amendment for when one really craves a Shower Toast to accompany one's Shower Beer?
Followed swiftly presumably by a Shower Death