Jeff Ho-Ho-Holland
@jkholland.bsky.social
Communications manager, primary interests include my dog, D&D, action figures, comics, and one-season tv shows from the 90s-00s nobody else can confirm actually existed
You will be visited by three spirits
December 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
For a second I thought "It would be cool if the next Doctor Who regenerated as an actual alien species like a Silurian" and I realized besides it being a disaster for budget and whoever they'd cast, the in-show reason they couldn't do it is the first time the Doctor shows up in Recent Past Earth...
December 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
For a second I thought "It would be cool if the next Doctor Who regenerated as an actual alien species like a Silurian" and I realized besides it being a disaster for budget and whoever they'd cast, the in-show reason they couldn't do it is the first time the Doctor shows up in Recent Past Earth...
In a shocking @taskmaster.tv advent calendar rules change we are now on the team of 3
December 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
In a shocking @taskmaster.tv advent calendar rules change we are now on the team of 3
I’ve been enjoying PLURIBUS overall but the hive mind gently breaking up with Carol (via the soothing voice of Patrick Fabian) is when I just started cackling hard
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December 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I’ve been enjoying PLURIBUS overall but the hive mind gently breaking up with Carol (via the soothing voice of Patrick Fabian) is when I just started cackling hard
At first I thought "...are you fucking kidding me with this," but then I thought of my boomer conservative ST fan co-worker absolutely losing his mind once he sees it so now I approve
Star Trek is sexy oily teens now Russell and you can't stop it
Star Trek is sexy oily teens now Russell and you can't stop it
🚨 BREAKING - New Star Trek: #StarfleetAcademy Poster!
The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
December 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
At first I thought "...are you fucking kidding me with this," but then I thought of my boomer conservative ST fan co-worker absolutely losing his mind once he sees it so now I approve
Star Trek is sexy oily teens now Russell and you can't stop it
Star Trek is sexy oily teens now Russell and you can't stop it
Real "Philip Marlowe with a head injury" vibe
"The sun rises. It's always doing that."
Did anyone edit this book or did it just go straight from her phone dictation app to print?
Did anyone edit this book or did it just go straight from her phone dictation app to print?
At least 40% of the book is just tortured descriptions of her surroundings.
December 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Real "Philip Marlowe with a head injury" vibe
Absolutely perfect
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Winter: a harsh Victorian Ghost/Governess with no chill but all the chill #winter #cold #sketch #fy
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December 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Absolutely perfect
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“SSecretary of War”
December 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
“SSecretary of War”
I finally got around to reading the Absolute DC line and am really glad to be wrong - they're all amazing
But man, Absolute Wonder Woman is the best of the bunch, it's a radical reinterpretation that probably should be the primary, and I wouldn't be shocked if this makes its way into the DCU movies
But man, Absolute Wonder Woman is the best of the bunch, it's a radical reinterpretation that probably should be the primary, and I wouldn't be shocked if this makes its way into the DCU movies
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December 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I finally got around to reading the Absolute DC line and am really glad to be wrong - they're all amazing
But man, Absolute Wonder Woman is the best of the bunch, it's a radical reinterpretation that probably should be the primary, and I wouldn't be shocked if this makes its way into the DCU movies
But man, Absolute Wonder Woman is the best of the bunch, it's a radical reinterpretation that probably should be the primary, and I wouldn't be shocked if this makes its way into the DCU movies
“I heard [Scrooge McDuck] solved the riddle of the chupacabra - turns out it was just a shaved bear!”
God DuckTales was a good reboot, especially given that it’s built on this horrible family tragedy that only unfolds by the end of the first season, and recontextualizes Donald’s boundless rage
God DuckTales was a good reboot, especially given that it’s built on this horrible family tragedy that only unfolds by the end of the first season, and recontextualizes Donald’s boundless rage
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December 3, 2025 at 3:56 AM
“I heard [Scrooge McDuck] solved the riddle of the chupacabra - turns out it was just a shaved bear!”
God DuckTales was a good reboot, especially given that it’s built on this horrible family tragedy that only unfolds by the end of the first season, and recontextualizes Donald’s boundless rage
God DuckTales was a good reboot, especially given that it’s built on this horrible family tragedy that only unfolds by the end of the first season, and recontextualizes Donald’s boundless rage
we're only a couple eps into the final Stranger Things season but I appreciate that at some level they're working with the idea that most of these kids are starting to develop pretty bad PTSD
Except for Steve, who emerged from all this as maybe the most level-headed dude alive, surrounded by idiots
Except for Steve, who emerged from all this as maybe the most level-headed dude alive, surrounded by idiots
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December 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
we're only a couple eps into the final Stranger Things season but I appreciate that at some level they're working with the idea that most of these kids are starting to develop pretty bad PTSD
Except for Steve, who emerged from all this as maybe the most level-headed dude alive, surrounded by idiots
Except for Steve, who emerged from all this as maybe the most level-headed dude alive, surrounded by idiots
This was great, everyone save this for Dec. 13
Don’t read this if you haven’t watched the new Knives Out movie but I wrote about how the series only works because Blanc doesn’t treat the mysteries like a game but is always protecting the most vulnerable individual in the case
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Benoit Blanc’s road to Damascus
There’s several tensions at work in the new Knives Out movie, Wake Up Dead Man — religious belief vs nonbelief / atheism, innocence vs guilt, love vs hate, what a community looks like, what is the tru...
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December 2, 2025 at 3:20 PM
This was great, everyone save this for Dec. 13
The @taskmaster.tv advent calendar got here just in time for
December 2, 2025 at 1:13 PM
The @taskmaster.tv advent calendar got here just in time for
I don't want to rank the Benoit Blanc films; they're all very different and have specific things on their minds, but all carry the same tone so if you like one you'd like them all, it might just depend on the weather that day
But I'm wondering what the synthesis is and if it's The Brothers Bloom
But I'm wondering what the synthesis is and if it's The Brothers Bloom
December 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I don't want to rank the Benoit Blanc films; they're all very different and have specific things on their minds, but all carry the same tone so if you like one you'd like them all, it might just depend on the weather that day
But I'm wondering what the synthesis is and if it's The Brothers Bloom
But I'm wondering what the synthesis is and if it's The Brothers Bloom
Upon finishing SPIDER-MAN (2002) I think I’ve finally come to appreciate it, partly bc the 20-odd-yo FX look better than most of what’s put out today, rather than the MCU Spier-Man movies where the plots revolve around villains who are actually out for Tony Stark, or somehow OTHER SPIDER-MEN
November 30, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Upon finishing SPIDER-MAN (2002) I think I’ve finally come to appreciate it, partly bc the 20-odd-yo FX look better than most of what’s put out today, rather than the MCU Spier-Man movies where the plots revolve around villains who are actually out for Tony Stark, or somehow OTHER SPIDER-MEN
I think my problem with the Raimi Spider-Man movies is that Tobey Maguire comes off as a real slithering creep every time he interacts with people but MJ in particular
Like, Spider-Man 2 is a great Doctor Octopus movie with a Spider-Man problem
I genuinely see Eddie’s point in Spider-Man 3
Like, Spider-Man 2 is a great Doctor Octopus movie with a Spider-Man problem
I genuinely see Eddie’s point in Spider-Man 3
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November 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I think my problem with the Raimi Spider-Man movies is that Tobey Maguire comes off as a real slithering creep every time he interacts with people but MJ in particular
Like, Spider-Man 2 is a great Doctor Octopus movie with a Spider-Man problem
I genuinely see Eddie’s point in Spider-Man 3
Like, Spider-Man 2 is a great Doctor Octopus movie with a Spider-Man problem
I genuinely see Eddie’s point in Spider-Man 3
I can’t believe this is the picture I insisted my wife take to prove I made a perfect turkey, before I carved it up like an absolute maniac
November 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I can’t believe this is the picture I insisted my wife take to prove I made a perfect turkey, before I carved it up like an absolute maniac
Wife: Isn’t there…any other Thanksgiving Rifftrax you could watch?
Who needs the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade when you have the fever dream of Fun In Balloonland? Please enjoy about ~1 minute of the most insane yet somehow real footage you will ever see.
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Wife: Isn’t there…any other Thanksgiving Rifftrax you could watch?
The Garfield Halloween Special gets all the attention for that cool bit of ghost animation at the end, and the Christmas special has a surprising heartfelt bit with the grandma, but only the Thanksgiving special let’s you know Jon Arbuckle is the absolute worst guy in the world
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November 27, 2025 at 4:44 AM
The Garfield Halloween Special gets all the attention for that cool bit of ghost animation at the end, and the Christmas special has a surprising heartfelt bit with the grandma, but only the Thanksgiving special let’s you know Jon Arbuckle is the absolute worst guy in the world
The only thing about the BOB’S BURGERS Thanksgiving episodes that bother me is that Bob apparently puts a lot of stock in basting the Turkey, which to my understanding doesn’t do much to keep the Turkey moist and just prolongs the cook time by opening the oven a bunch
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November 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
The only thing about the BOB’S BURGERS Thanksgiving episodes that bother me is that Bob apparently puts a lot of stock in basting the Turkey, which to my understanding doesn’t do much to keep the Turkey moist and just prolongs the cook time by opening the oven a bunch
Wait I want to change my answer for “Movie I’d make as a despotic president” to a “Knives Out Universe” spin-off where Marta Cabrera and Helen Brand team up with Brendan from BRICK to clear the name of Charlie Cale
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November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Wait I want to change my answer for “Movie I’d make as a despotic president” to a “Knives Out Universe” spin-off where Marta Cabrera and Helen Brand team up with Brendan from BRICK to clear the name of Charlie Cale
“This is hard kombucha! …This is JARED LETO’S hard kombucha!”
God there are so many great jokes in here
God there are so many great jokes in here
November 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
“This is hard kombucha! …This is JARED LETO’S hard kombucha!”
God there are so many great jokes in here
God there are so many great jokes in here
Wife and I went to the mall and ate dinner at Bonefish, which serves non-alcoholic WICKED themed cocktails, one is pink and comes with a wand, one is green and with a broom
M went pink, looks at the wand, then me: “which of your figures does this go with?”
Me: Zatanna maybe?
Next day surprise:
M went pink, looks at the wand, then me: “which of your figures does this go with?”
Me: Zatanna maybe?
Next day surprise:
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Wife and I went to the mall and ate dinner at Bonefish, which serves non-alcoholic WICKED themed cocktails, one is pink and comes with a wand, one is green and with a broom
M went pink, looks at the wand, then me: “which of your figures does this go with?”
Me: Zatanna maybe?
Next day surprise:
M went pink, looks at the wand, then me: “which of your figures does this go with?”
Me: Zatanna maybe?
Next day surprise:
I have 100% underrated how good Kate Hudson is in GLASS ONION
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I have 100% underrated how good Kate Hudson is in GLASS ONION
Rocketeer 2
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Rocketeer 2