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J Schwinger
@jjschwinger.bsky.social
Gonzo #Buffalo father, car guy, and entrepreneur.
In other news, 32% of people surveyed are detestable ignorant morons.
"Donald Trump is..."

Not Honest and Trustworthy: 52%
Honest and Trustworthy: 32%

YouGov / Dec 15, 2025
December 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Jake Paul’s jaw is broken in two places! (Poor Anthony Joshua! His fists must be so sore today!)
December 20, 2025 at 1:46 PM
s-k-e-l-e-t-o-n-s in the closet!!
BREAKING: Elise Stefanik DROPS OUT of race for New York Governor and will NOT be seeking reelection in Congress
December 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
no no no, Earth. Leave Earth.
December 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Rob is still playing his part in the downfall!
VIVA Rob Reiner!
Today Jesus and I reviewed comments by Republicans disgusted by Trump’s evil post about Rob Reiner. We also discussed Trump’s chief of staff saying he “has the personality of an alcoholic.”
Republicans Abandon Trump Over Evil Rob Reiner Post
There are some lines you just don't cross.
www.thegodpodcast.com
December 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Last minute XMas gift ideas… if ICE is in your town, just grab their spare tires and catalytic converters!
(Both conveniently located under their lifted Dodge pickups!)
December 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
too bad he doesn’t eat soup - even odds he’d drown in it…
This tired, deeply-damaged man is so needy. He has to have references to him being president on his hat, on his shirt, and on a golf-framed placard next to his overcooked cheeseburger he's almost too-out-of-it to eat.
November 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Halt die Klappe, Schweinchen.
#ralphsteadman #huntersthompson
November 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Well, if being a traitor is punishable by death… … …
November 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
So we’re just hoping when the files are released they ‘send to all’ in Signal then?!
November 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
What betting app has a line for him ‘stroking out’ tonight?!?
50/50 odds?!?
November 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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I fail to understand why the release of the Epstein files is a problem.
Just release them, it will be done. It will go away.

....unless he's in them.
November 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
They could ALL just decide to be human, cast their votes, and cast the criminal into the 🔥!!
Everyone would win!
#BipartisanSaviors
November 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Alabama fantasies abound…
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
@barackobama.bsky.social — take one for the sake of the nation. “Admit” you were born in Kenya, and let him just chew on that bone ‘til mid-terms…
D I S T R A C T I O N!!
November 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Imagine warning people from a city with paved roads and funded schools and sidewalks and hospitals and corner delis to not come to Missouri 😂
November 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The urinals should all be sponsored!
What if the Commanders held a ‘Golden Shower Bowl’!?!
November 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Just imagine what JD will do to the couch he drops dead on!?!
“Mr. Vance, I don't feel so good...", "I don't know what's happening..."
November 8, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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“Mr. Vance, I don't feel so good...", "I don't know what's happening..."
November 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Those creepy little fucking hands!!
Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Karma?
November 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Precedent is set. If/when he keels over, get a picture! (And maybe a coffee too.)
November 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
ASAP!! Please!
November 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
MTG is on the campaign trail!
Gonna take a lot of popcorn 🍿 to get to Election Day 2026!!
November 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The Electoral College will soon be Gerrymandered by per capital acreage…
Eventually, they’ll figure out population density. 🤡
November 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM