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You, unrefined, indelicate clod: “Grilling hamburgers”

Me, continental, sophisticated, francophone:
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When your homie has your briefcase
April 27, 2023 at 10:41 PM
took your dog's pain pills
December 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Holy shit Alejandro González Iñárritu is making a movie with Tom Cruise
December 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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yea i got havana syndrome. havana fat ass
So did Havana Syndrome get sorted out?
December 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
In vino veritas. Fuck ICE.
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
If Pluribus wanted me to accept some horrifying news they’d just have Denzel tell me
December 19, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Grok is Good Now
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Grok is Good Now
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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"My daughter opposes genocide and also sexual abuse. Where did I go wrong?"
December 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Apparently, some people thought I was joking, and I don't even remotely regret to inform you all that this was 100% real.
December 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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December 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Will @sheaserrano.bsky.social include Virtuosity (1995) in Denzember?
December 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Our beautiful boy is gonna walk
December 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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we’re about to record our worst takes of the year episode. if you have a nominee for the absolute worst pundit take of the year, let us know!
December 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I just noticed that the other guy pulls a knife and says “I’m gonna stab him” in the “Wicked Witch of the East, Bro” video. The audio has played in my head north of 10,000 times
December 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The Spielberg movie will be Good
December 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Pro-wrestling legend Mick Foley announced this morning that he's parting ways with WWE over the organization's "close relationship with Donald Trump," saying the president's "incredibly cruel comments in the wake of Rob Reiner’s death is the final straw for me."
December 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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My most anti intellectual opinion is there is entirely too much reading required in modern video games
August 26, 2023 at 2:57 PM
The CK in “Louis CK” stands for “Charlie Kirk”
December 16, 2025 at 1:41 PM
My kids are just walking around the house saying “Beanee Weanees” in a monster voice
December 16, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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::literally doing the youth pastor chair sit::

You know who else sparked 'outrage' with a simple message of loving your neighbor and welcoming the foreigner?
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 4d
This year, statues of tall men clad in all black with masks drawn up to hide their faces are disrupting the serenity of a Charlotte church's Nativity scene.

The figures are depicted approaching the Holy Family and the Wise Men with handcuffs as if preparing to make an arrest.
As anti-ICE Nativity scenes spark outrage, faith leaders grapple with politics at the pulpit | CNN
As Nativity scenes depicting ICE draw attention and outrage, faith leaders are grappling with politics in religion and urging a closer reading of the Christmas story.
www.cnn.com
December 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
*thick
December 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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It makes things so much better to know Trump is really afraid of dying. Remember when the execution of Saddam Hussein couldn't be satisfying to anyone really because he was extremely defiant & seemed unafraid in the video. Well Trump would have begged to suck your dick like MacGruber to escape that
December 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Someone invent a weed pen that doesn’t run out, please
December 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM