Jimbobbers
@jimbobbers.bsky.social
“He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream, and he sometimes wondered whose it was, and whether they were enjoying it.”
@ionawonderbox’s love bulb.
Keeping my end up for UK/US international relations.
@ionawonderbox’s love bulb.
Keeping my end up for UK/US international relations.
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Jimbobbers
@jimbobbers.bsky.social
· May 18
Posting this as my standard response to living with a pagan witch.
You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Ha! This was genuinely the 6th picture. Kismet!
Ha! This was genuinely the 6th picture. Kismet!
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Ha! This was genuinely the 6th picture. Kismet!
Ha! This was genuinely the 6th picture. Kismet!
I got Hope, Pizza, Travel
So I typed that into What3Words and it’s the middle of a lake near Shanghai, China.
Not really sure what this means for 2026 tho.
So I typed that into What3Words and it’s the middle of a lake near Shanghai, China.
Not really sure what this means for 2026 tho.
Oh my.
Penis
Pizza
Anal 😳
Can I try again?
Penis
Pizza
Anal 😳
Can I try again?
November 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I got Hope, Pizza, Travel
So I typed that into What3Words and it’s the middle of a lake near Shanghai, China.
Not really sure what this means for 2026 tho.
So I typed that into What3Words and it’s the middle of a lake near Shanghai, China.
Not really sure what this means for 2026 tho.
Took a walk to get some fresh air. It’s just above freezing out.
Clear skies means an extra blanket on the bed tonight.
Clear skies means an extra blanket on the bed tonight.
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Took a walk to get some fresh air. It’s just above freezing out.
Clear skies means an extra blanket on the bed tonight.
Clear skies means an extra blanket on the bed tonight.
Lovely bit of afternoon sunshine after all the dingy gloom we’ve had.
But it was already setting at 3:30 pm :(
But it was already setting at 3:30 pm :(
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Lovely bit of afternoon sunshine after all the dingy gloom we’ve had.
But it was already setting at 3:30 pm :(
But it was already setting at 3:30 pm :(
In bed - alone.
However, as ‘Box was laying here about 16 hours ago I think there’s a residual DNA trace I can comfort myself with.
Which might sound a bit, like, weird.
Then again, no different to some gal wearing her boyfriend’s fleece when he’s gone.
Right? I hope so.
However, as ‘Box was laying here about 16 hours ago I think there’s a residual DNA trace I can comfort myself with.
Which might sound a bit, like, weird.
Then again, no different to some gal wearing her boyfriend’s fleece when he’s gone.
Right? I hope so.
November 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
In bed - alone.
However, as ‘Box was laying here about 16 hours ago I think there’s a residual DNA trace I can comfort myself with.
Which might sound a bit, like, weird.
Then again, no different to some gal wearing her boyfriend’s fleece when he’s gone.
Right? I hope so.
However, as ‘Box was laying here about 16 hours ago I think there’s a residual DNA trace I can comfort myself with.
Which might sound a bit, like, weird.
Then again, no different to some gal wearing her boyfriend’s fleece when he’s gone.
Right? I hope so.
Me as a Bluesky therapist…
November 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Me as a Bluesky therapist…
November 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Just back from Heathrow, and now…
🎵I’ve lost that ‘Boxy feelin'
Whoa, that ‘Boxy feelin'
I've lost that ‘Boxy feelin'
Now she’s gone, gone, gone,
Whoa-oh-oh-oh 🎵
😭
🎵I’ve lost that ‘Boxy feelin'
Whoa, that ‘Boxy feelin'
I've lost that ‘Boxy feelin'
Now she’s gone, gone, gone,
Whoa-oh-oh-oh 🎵
😭
November 22, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Just back from Heathrow, and now…
🎵I’ve lost that ‘Boxy feelin'
Whoa, that ‘Boxy feelin'
I've lost that ‘Boxy feelin'
Now she’s gone, gone, gone,
Whoa-oh-oh-oh 🎵
😭
🎵I’ve lost that ‘Boxy feelin'
Whoa, that ‘Boxy feelin'
I've lost that ‘Boxy feelin'
Now she’s gone, gone, gone,
Whoa-oh-oh-oh 🎵
😭
Watching I’m A Celeb with ‘Box as it’s a new cultural thing for her.
Box: This is very BDSM. Firstly they’re asked for consent to do a trial. Then they are completely humiliated. After which, they get praised.
…which is a whole new perspective I’d never even considered.
Box: This is very BDSM. Firstly they’re asked for consent to do a trial. Then they are completely humiliated. After which, they get praised.
…which is a whole new perspective I’d never even considered.
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Watching I’m A Celeb with ‘Box as it’s a new cultural thing for her.
Box: This is very BDSM. Firstly they’re asked for consent to do a trial. Then they are completely humiliated. After which, they get praised.
…which is a whole new perspective I’d never even considered.
Box: This is very BDSM. Firstly they’re asked for consent to do a trial. Then they are completely humiliated. After which, they get praised.
…which is a whole new perspective I’d never even considered.
Last supper with ‘Box.
Yummm!
Yummm!
November 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Last supper with ‘Box.
Yummm!
Yummm!
Popped down to the local to sit by the fire for a proper pint with ‘Box (as it’s taters at home).
-3°C outside ❄️
And yet so, so, so cosy in here.
Size of this fireplace, tho.
-3°C outside ❄️
And yet so, so, so cosy in here.
Size of this fireplace, tho.
November 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Popped down to the local to sit by the fire for a proper pint with ‘Box (as it’s taters at home).
-3°C outside ❄️
And yet so, so, so cosy in here.
Size of this fireplace, tho.
-3°C outside ❄️
And yet so, so, so cosy in here.
Size of this fireplace, tho.
Just checked my butter dish to gauge the REAL indoor temperature.
Scraping action needed to get butter off block and onto knife.
Spreads on hot toast, but would tear freshly sliced white bread.
Definitely getting cooler.
Current butter based forecast: #UKButter 6/10.
Expect 7/10 by early Nov.
Scraping action needed to get butter off block and onto knife.
Spreads on hot toast, but would tear freshly sliced white bread.
Definitely getting cooler.
Current butter based forecast: #UKButter 6/10.
Expect 7/10 by early Nov.
November 21, 2025 at 10:39 AM
@jenbren.bsky.social Hey-up our Jen!
Wishing you a mad good Happy Birthday 🥳🎉🎂!
Was lovely to see your effervescent self the other week.
Hope you have a spinningly awesome weekend.
Stay warm! X
Wishing you a mad good Happy Birthday 🥳🎉🎂!
Was lovely to see your effervescent self the other week.
Hope you have a spinningly awesome weekend.
Stay warm! X
November 20, 2025 at 10:12 AM
@jenbren.bsky.social Hey-up our Jen!
Wishing you a mad good Happy Birthday 🥳🎉🎂!
Was lovely to see your effervescent self the other week.
Hope you have a spinningly awesome weekend.
Stay warm! X
Wishing you a mad good Happy Birthday 🥳🎉🎂!
Was lovely to see your effervescent self the other week.
Hope you have a spinningly awesome weekend.
Stay warm! X
A very chilled day with ‘Box.
Tea in bed, bubble bath, bacon and egg muffins, snoozing in front of the stove, syrup pancakes, and now a sunset glimpsed through the late autumn branches of our sumac tree.
This time next week she’ll be 4,000 miles away 😭.
Tea in bed, bubble bath, bacon and egg muffins, snoozing in front of the stove, syrup pancakes, and now a sunset glimpsed through the late autumn branches of our sumac tree.
This time next week she’ll be 4,000 miles away 😭.
November 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
A very chilled day with ‘Box.
Tea in bed, bubble bath, bacon and egg muffins, snoozing in front of the stove, syrup pancakes, and now a sunset glimpsed through the late autumn branches of our sumac tree.
This time next week she’ll be 4,000 miles away 😭.
Tea in bed, bubble bath, bacon and egg muffins, snoozing in front of the stove, syrup pancakes, and now a sunset glimpsed through the late autumn branches of our sumac tree.
This time next week she’ll be 4,000 miles away 😭.
Not sure what ‘Box is watching on her phone, but just overheard “Scorpios” and “explosive diarrhoea”.
I’m a Capricorn, thankfully.
I’m a Capricorn, thankfully.
November 16, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Not sure what ‘Box is watching on her phone, but just overheard “Scorpios” and “explosive diarrhoea”.
I’m a Capricorn, thankfully.
I’m a Capricorn, thankfully.
Sunday.
Smol things that make me happy : this cast iron teapot that I make posh jasmine tea in.
I pop it on the log burner to brew and stay hot, and sip a tiny cup now and then.
I also share legs with ‘Box to make it extra special 😍.
Smol things that make me happy : this cast iron teapot that I make posh jasmine tea in.
I pop it on the log burner to brew and stay hot, and sip a tiny cup now and then.
I also share legs with ‘Box to make it extra special 😍.
November 16, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Sunday.
Smol things that make me happy : this cast iron teapot that I make posh jasmine tea in.
I pop it on the log burner to brew and stay hot, and sip a tiny cup now and then.
I also share legs with ‘Box to make it extra special 😍.
Smol things that make me happy : this cast iron teapot that I make posh jasmine tea in.
I pop it on the log burner to brew and stay hot, and sip a tiny cup now and then.
I also share legs with ‘Box to make it extra special 😍.
Errrm…
Birds with big jugs
Bacon
Craft beer
Stroking random dogs in pubs
A cup of tea in my garden in late May
Driving fast
Sleeping for 8 hours
Terry Leopard
Log fires
Airport pick-ups
Terry Leopard
Birds with big jugs
Bacon
Craft beer
Stroking random dogs in pubs
A cup of tea in my garden in late May
Driving fast
Sleeping for 8 hours
Terry Leopard
Log fires
Airport pick-ups
Terry Leopard
I’ll try again
Water falls
Dancing
Music
Otters
Dresses
Mushrooms
Words
Fires
Night skies
YER DA
Water falls
Dancing
Music
Otters
Dresses
Mushrooms
Words
Fires
Night skies
YER DA
Get to know your mutuals, list ten random things you like
Waterfalls
Dancing
All the musics
Dresses
Mushrooms
Words
Dancing
Fires
Night skies
Yer Da
Waterfalls
Dancing
All the musics
Dresses
Mushrooms
Words
Dancing
Fires
Night skies
Yer Da
November 16, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Errrm…
Birds with big jugs
Bacon
Craft beer
Stroking random dogs in pubs
A cup of tea in my garden in late May
Driving fast
Sleeping for 8 hours
Terry Leopard
Log fires
Airport pick-ups
Terry Leopard
Birds with big jugs
Bacon
Craft beer
Stroking random dogs in pubs
A cup of tea in my garden in late May
Driving fast
Sleeping for 8 hours
Terry Leopard
Log fires
Airport pick-ups
Terry Leopard
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Slap My Back Passage With Your Luncheon Meat Truncheon It's 1:00PM
November 16, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Slap My Back Passage With Your Luncheon Meat Truncheon It's 1:00PM
Growing up, my ‘almost attainable’ fantasy car was a Renault 5 GT Turbo with an arse on it wider than Pat Butcher.
And now I’m an empty nester and could maybe afford one, it’d just be a hardly driven ‘garage princess’.
Some times I wish I could go back in time, knowing what I know now.
And now I’m an empty nester and could maybe afford one, it’d just be a hardly driven ‘garage princess’.
Some times I wish I could go back in time, knowing what I know now.
November 16, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Growing up, my ‘almost attainable’ fantasy car was a Renault 5 GT Turbo with an arse on it wider than Pat Butcher.
And now I’m an empty nester and could maybe afford one, it’d just be a hardly driven ‘garage princess’.
Some times I wish I could go back in time, knowing what I know now.
And now I’m an empty nester and could maybe afford one, it’d just be a hardly driven ‘garage princess’.
Some times I wish I could go back in time, knowing what I know now.
A cup of Yorkshire tea, in bed, on a Sunday morning - MAGIC.
Also - drinking it next to a bird with, like, really big knockers, who ‘likes it up her’, somehow just adds to the experience.
Life’s simple pleasures, ‘ey.
Also - drinking it next to a bird with, like, really big knockers, who ‘likes it up her’, somehow just adds to the experience.
Life’s simple pleasures, ‘ey.
November 16, 2025 at 9:16 AM
A cup of Yorkshire tea, in bed, on a Sunday morning - MAGIC.
Also - drinking it next to a bird with, like, really big knockers, who ‘likes it up her’, somehow just adds to the experience.
Life’s simple pleasures, ‘ey.
Also - drinking it next to a bird with, like, really big knockers, who ‘likes it up her’, somehow just adds to the experience.
Life’s simple pleasures, ‘ey.
Proper tavern-ee in here tonight.
Think someone just trod on a dog as I was recording this.
Think someone just trod on a dog as I was recording this.
November 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Proper tavern-ee in here tonight.
Think someone just trod on a dog as I was recording this.
Think someone just trod on a dog as I was recording this.
Wings,huh?
You have left wings, right wings, centre left wings, centre right wings, green wings, socialist wings, alt right wings.
Tbqhwy, I’m a bit ‘winged’ fatigued.
Is there a ‘nice wing’ where the ultimate aim is to just get along and help each other without having some ideology forced on us?
You have left wings, right wings, centre left wings, centre right wings, green wings, socialist wings, alt right wings.
Tbqhwy, I’m a bit ‘winged’ fatigued.
Is there a ‘nice wing’ where the ultimate aim is to just get along and help each other without having some ideology forced on us?
November 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Wings,huh?
You have left wings, right wings, centre left wings, centre right wings, green wings, socialist wings, alt right wings.
Tbqhwy, I’m a bit ‘winged’ fatigued.
Is there a ‘nice wing’ where the ultimate aim is to just get along and help each other without having some ideology forced on us?
You have left wings, right wings, centre left wings, centre right wings, green wings, socialist wings, alt right wings.
Tbqhwy, I’m a bit ‘winged’ fatigued.
Is there a ‘nice wing’ where the ultimate aim is to just get along and help each other without having some ideology forced on us?
Christmas.
It looms on the horizon like a massive dog turd.
It looms on the horizon like a massive dog turd.
November 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Christmas.
It looms on the horizon like a massive dog turd.
It looms on the horizon like a massive dog turd.