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“He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream, and he sometimes wondered whose it was, and whether they were enjoying it.”

@ionawonderbox’s love bulb.

Keeping my end up for UK/US international relations.
Anyone looking for Christmas gift ideas?
November 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Like this poor fella…
November 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

Ha! This was genuinely the 6th picture. Kismet!
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Took a walk to get some fresh air. It’s just above freezing out.

Clear skies means an extra blanket on the bed tonight.
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Lovely bit of afternoon sunshine after all the dingy gloom we’ve had.

But it was already setting at 3:30 pm :(
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Me as a Bluesky therapist…
November 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Does your hair now look like this?
November 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Holy frigging Moly!!

#NFFC

…and it should’ve been 0 - 4
November 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Last supper with ‘Box.

Yummm!
November 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Popped down to the local to sit by the fire for a proper pint with ‘Box (as it’s taters at home).

-3°C outside ❄️

And yet so, so, so cosy in here.

Size of this fireplace, tho.
November 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
A very chilled day with ‘Box.

Tea in bed, bubble bath, bacon and egg muffins, snoozing in front of the stove, syrup pancakes, and now a sunset glimpsed through the late autumn branches of our sumac tree.

This time next week she’ll be 4,000 miles away 😭.
November 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Sunday.

Smol things that make me happy : this cast iron teapot that I make posh jasmine tea in.

I pop it on the log burner to brew and stay hot, and sip a tiny cup now and then.

I also share legs with ‘Box to make it extra special 😍.
November 16, 2025 at 1:38 PM
OMG
November 16, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Oh, to be a caterpillar.
November 16, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Proper tavern-ee in here tonight.

Think someone just trod on a dog as I was recording this.
November 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Had a quality afternoon in London; much sophistication and culture with @jenbren.bsky.social, @bwianair.bsky.social and of course @ionawonderbox.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Country bus shelter graffiti.

“Jesus won’t save you”

“Your mum’s pussy will”

Might explain the few inbreds round these parts, eh?
November 8, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Picked up a bag of Jelly Babies at big Tesco as ‘Box has never tried them as they’re not a thing in the US.

She’s slightly concerned as they have vegetable carbon in the ingredients which can absorb birth control hormones or something.

Tho I doubt anyone ever got ‘up the stick’ by eating them.
November 7, 2025 at 11:06 AM
A certain someone isn’t feeling too bright today (don’t mention the microbrewery).

Even bringing her flowers got a muted response.

…maybe my homemade cheese and bacon burgers 🍔 will help?
November 1, 2025 at 5:24 PM
A friend just sent me this saying it showed up in his social media feed.

Home gym? Yeah… right.
October 31, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Reminds me of the scene in Alien where Ash, the synthetic, tries drinking Mindles milk out of the carton and has an accident.
October 31, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Thank god!!! We can finally water the garden. 🫠
October 31, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Now I know how Roger de Courcey felt when his bear died.
October 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
This fella is his pumpkin coat!
October 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Clippy has just been replaced by Mico (co-pilot) - and he’s AI powered for extra cuntiness.
October 30, 2025 at 8:13 PM