@jilldilts.bsky.social
Am I awake? Is this real life?
Jesus Christ
lmao look who's testifying in congress today
February 4, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Am I awake? Is this real life?
I hope the whiny fucking pissbabies fucking whining for a decade about how the left would cause “struggle sessions” are prepared to experience Chairman von Schitzenpants’ Huge Leap Forward
February 4, 2026 at 1:28 PM
I hope the whiny fucking pissbabies fucking whining for a decade about how the left would cause “struggle sessions” are prepared to experience Chairman von Schitzenpants’ Huge Leap Forward
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Troublemaker is my middle name.
February 1, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Troublemaker is my middle name.
I like saying “Woody Allen is married to his stepdaughter whom he met when she was ten”
It’s not quite factually accurate, but the people who will correct the details will show that they’ll cover for anything
“Technically he never married her mother” ah, then who can say what he’s like *really*
It’s not quite factually accurate, but the people who will correct the details will show that they’ll cover for anything
“Technically he never married her mother” ah, then who can say what he’s like *really*
With alt text
February 3, 2026 at 2:14 PM
I like saying “Woody Allen is married to his stepdaughter whom he met when she was ten”
It’s not quite factually accurate, but the people who will correct the details will show that they’ll cover for anything
“Technically he never married her mother” ah, then who can say what he’s like *really*
It’s not quite factually accurate, but the people who will correct the details will show that they’ll cover for anything
“Technically he never married her mother” ah, then who can say what he’s like *really*
Lol I just tried this and my phone thought I was asking it to translate between dialects of English and refused
February 2, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Lol I just tried this and my phone thought I was asking it to translate between dialects of English and refused
Ok, so look, I get that you were willing to let the anti-trans activism from these hack grifters skate by as "controversial ideas," but can we at least exile them now that they're in the Epstein files?
February 2, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Ok, so look, I get that you were willing to let the anti-trans activism from these hack grifters skate by as "controversial ideas," but can we at least exile them now that they're in the Epstein files?
And the wildest part is who he sent the link *to*
Jeffrey Epstein sent a link to the white nationalist podcast The Right Stuff, whose core hosts played an active role in the 2017 “Unite the Right” rally. He did so in February 2016. Before TRS made national news, really.
Genuinely bizarre.
Genuinely bizarre.
January 31, 2026 at 1:02 PM
And the wildest part is who he sent the link *to*
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This is like the “let that sink in” of vertical integration puns
hi folks, serious journalist here, it's important to understand that this all makes perfect sense if you've completely cooked your brain on Elon fanboy bullshit for the last decade
January 29, 2026 at 11:39 PM
This is like the “let that sink in” of vertical integration puns
Worst Feyd Rautha Casting Ever
Homan: "I'm not here because the federal government has carried out its mission perfectly. I do not want to hear that everything that has been done here has been perfect."
January 29, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Worst Feyd Rautha Casting Ever
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After being held in two of them as a boy, I fought for decades urging America to never again build concentration camps and put human beings in them. It breaks my heart to watch this happen twice now in my own lifetime.
January 27, 2026 at 9:30 PM
After being held in two of them as a boy, I fought for decades urging America to never again build concentration camps and put human beings in them. It breaks my heart to watch this happen twice now in my own lifetime.
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I mean, yeah. It is insurgency because I guess what we call insurgency overseas is often also just people trying to defend their neighbors from invaders who hate them.
MAGA military geniuses are talking about Minnesota protestors like they are the Iraqi insurgency, the Taliban, and the Viet Cong all rolled into one.
January 26, 2026 at 6:29 PM
I mean, yeah. It is insurgency because I guess what we call insurgency overseas is often also just people trying to defend their neighbors from invaders who hate them.
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This is like how the other nazis thought they were wizards. Corollary of the Jock-creep theory
The VCs bros have convinced themselves they are on some moral crusade. They will be behind the scenes trying to cling to power in the midterms and beyond.
Side note, they are also the biggest bunch of dorks
Side note, they are also the biggest bunch of dorks
January 26, 2026 at 1:54 PM
This is like how the other nazis thought they were wizards. Corollary of the Jock-creep theory
I’ve been warning for years about the terf pipeline to the far right, but even I didn’t predict Graham linehan squirting so far down that pipe that he’s doing pro-ICE posting
January 26, 2026 at 12:53 PM
I’ve been warning for years about the terf pipeline to the far right, but even I didn’t predict Graham linehan squirting so far down that pipe that he’s doing pro-ICE posting
If Europe keeps hating Americans the Americans might even resort to wearing Canadian flags on their backpacks
January 21, 2026 at 5:22 PM
If Europe keeps hating Americans the Americans might even resort to wearing Canadian flags on their backpacks
“Defund the Police” is like “basket of deplorables.” The problem wasn’t these framings, it was abandoning them
January 21, 2026 at 2:49 PM
“Defund the Police” is like “basket of deplorables.” The problem wasn’t these framings, it was abandoning them
They let him drive
Electrical issue?
Watch the flight. Air Force One in a holding pattern doesn’t sense when it has priority over every other aircraft in the sky. If it needed to land, it could have dumped fuel and gone straight back.
Pilots out there, what say you?
Watch the flight. Air Force One in a holding pattern doesn’t sense when it has priority over every other aircraft in the sky. If it needed to land, it could have dumped fuel and gone straight back.
Pilots out there, what say you?
January 21, 2026 at 1:23 PM
They let him drive
Just completely flabbergasting, watching no-one care about this. It’s not a conspiracy theory when you have open records of people conspiring against you
Here's a 2018 Jezebel article by Harron Walker that spells out how Jesse Singal was busy radicalizing "left-of-center" journalists in a closed listserv against youth transition.
Nobody gave a fuck.
Nobody gave a fuck.
January 21, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Just completely flabbergasting, watching no-one care about this. It’s not a conspiracy theory when you have open records of people conspiring against you
My dad said exactly this shit, multiple times, about how I would become a teenager soon and start to hate him for no reason
So I can picture the insecure sneer on Bowles’ face as she wrote this. Like the love of her children, which she fears she’ll never have, is probably sour grapes anyway
So I can picture the insecure sneer on Bowles’ face as she wrote this. Like the love of her children, which she fears she’ll never have, is probably sour grapes anyway
January 21, 2026 at 12:06 PM
My dad said exactly this shit, multiple times, about how I would become a teenager soon and start to hate him for no reason
So I can picture the insecure sneer on Bowles’ face as she wrote this. Like the love of her children, which she fears she’ll never have, is probably sour grapes anyway
So I can picture the insecure sneer on Bowles’ face as she wrote this. Like the love of her children, which she fears she’ll never have, is probably sour grapes anyway
If we impeach trump, we don’t have to stick with anyone! Wtf do you think impeachment is?????
"If we impeach Trump, we're still stuck with Vance."
Yes! But do you appreciate the MASSIVE L they'll have to eat as a result of their guy at the top being taken down? It also pierces the aura of invincibility.
It makes them WEAKER.
Yes! But do you appreciate the MASSIVE L they'll have to eat as a result of their guy at the top being taken down? It also pierces the aura of invincibility.
It makes them WEAKER.
January 21, 2026 at 11:52 AM
If we impeach trump, we don’t have to stick with anyone! Wtf do you think impeachment is?????
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
That judge name is still a jump scare for me. Anyone else remember how Microsoft was going to be broken up?
The government today filed its fifth (5!) motion for extension of time to certify compliance with a court order in Dan Richman’s civil suit.
Judge Kollar-Kotelly granted the motion — but directed that any further motions to extend must be filed one full business day in advance.
Judge Kollar-Kotelly granted the motion — but directed that any further motions to extend must be filed one full business day in advance.
January 20, 2026 at 10:16 PM
That judge name is still a jump scare for me. Anyone else remember how Microsoft was going to be broken up?
I think “a masked paramilitary squad is being sent in to US cities to kidnap people and send them to concentration camps” is the kind of thing that helps elect people everywhere in America
January 20, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I think “a masked paramilitary squad is being sent in to US cities to kidnap people and send them to concentration camps” is the kind of thing that helps elect people everywhere in America
WHAT THE F*CK HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS WAS JACOB TIEERNEY
Finished Pastor Glen's Gay Hockey Fuck Drama and Jacob Tierney did a really good job, is a talented director, very impressed with the heavy use of Russian, and maybe what's weird is that romance drama isn't a genre of English-language tv so much.
It's not a sports anime, though.
It's not a sports anime, though.
January 20, 2026 at 2:42 PM
WHAT THE F*CK HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS WAS JACOB TIEERNEY