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John FP Lane
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Narrative designer, writer, atheist, left-leaning and fast tipping into Green, lifelong Doctor Who fan. Husband and father.
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I’m thinking the new name for the squabbling twits currently calling themselves Your Party should be the Leftovers.
November 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
They can all just fuck off. Way to immediately shit on people’s hopes, you sack of egotistical fucksocks.
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Your Party conference thrown into chaos as Zarah Sultana boycotts first day
Sultana skips Saturday’s proceeding in solidarity with delegates expelled over links to other parties
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November 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Also, Shabana Mahmood gets to grind her shoe heel into your armpit. Because of fairness.
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UK asylum seekers to be banned from taking taxis to medical appointments
Move, which is part of crackdown on costs, comes after it emerged Home Office spends £15.8m a year on service
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November 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
That will be the worst thing about this budget then.
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Budget has preserved Starmer’s job until at least May elections, say Labour MPs
While some call budget ‘tactical victory’, few MPs believe it is enough for Labour to beat Reform
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November 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I guess some manifesto pledges are more iron cast than others.
Government waters down landmark workers' rights bill in U-turn

It will no longer include protections for all workers against unfair dismissal from the first day in their job. The promise was included in Labour's election winning manifesto.

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Government waters down landmark workers' rights bill in U-turn
After negotiations with unions and firms the Employment Rights Bill will no longer include protections for all workers against unfair dismissal from the first day in their job
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November 28, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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Ask yourself why there wasn’t this level of wall to wall coverage for this shooting wgme.com/news/local/i...
ICE agent who shot woman in Chicago drove Border Patrol vehicle back to Maine
An unnamed ICE agent, who shot and injured a woman in Chicago, is now back in Maine after driving the Border Patrol vehicle he was in 1,100 miles.
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November 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I think waiting this long to do so, and then really only because Starmer fears for his position, sets out exactly what this Labour government stands for.
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By ending a cruel Tory social experiment, this budget clearly set out how Labour will fight the battle to renew Britain | Lucy Powell
The two-child benefit cap was a totem of 14 years of failed ideology. Now it is gone, says Lucy Powell MP, deputy leader of the Labour party
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November 28, 2025 at 6:14 AM
It’s what the nation wanted really, a budget focused on getting Starmer’s backbenchers to leave him alone for a bit.
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
That there even exist people classed as “ultra-high net worth individuals” is already hugely problematic. That they must be pandered to economically while everyone has to suck it up is repugnant.
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Rachel Reeves’s budget creates tax break for rich former non-doms
Cap on inheritance tax paid by their offshore trusts will only help those worth more than £83m, say experts
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November 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
To quote Socrates: “Fuck off, you double talking prick!”
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Keir Starmer says Labour ‘kept to our manifesto’ over budget tax rises
PM seeks to rebuff claims government broke its promises while conceding budget ‘asked everybody to contribute’
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November 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
#CelebrityMasterchefUK I'm 100% here for the Grace Dent of it all.
November 27, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Let’s make #RachelThieves happen.
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Rachel Reeves just announced her latest UK budget.
Rule 1 of Economics is that you need money to flow, for an economy to improve.
Her budget hasn't touched much of the 50 families who own more than 50% of the nation.
People will use debt for essential purchases.
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November 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM