John FP Lane
@jfplane.bsky.social
Narrative designer, writer, atheist, left-leaning and fast tipping into Green, lifelong Doctor Who fan. Husband and father.
#CelebrityMasterchefUK I'm 100% here for the Grace Dent of it all.
November 27, 2025 at 11:39 AM
#CelebrityMasterchefUK I'm 100% here for the Grace Dent of it all.
Ah, the beatific expression of someone thinking about fingering herself in the evening to photos of corpses on boats.
November 18, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Ah, the beatific expression of someone thinking about fingering herself in the evening to photos of corpses on boats.
I’m getting sick of seeing this cunt’s miserable fucking face. And she thinks she’s in with a shot at the PM slot! Rancid and deluded.
November 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I’m getting sick of seeing this cunt’s miserable fucking face. And she thinks she’s in with a shot at the PM slot! Rancid and deluded.
Jesus fucking Christ! Every new statement just gets worse and worse. Has there ever been a party that has so betrayed everything it used to stand for? I am beyond revolted. And none of this will make a blind bit of difference to the economy. It’s just the distraction of hate. Fuck this Labour govt.
November 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Jesus fucking Christ! Every new statement just gets worse and worse. Has there ever been a party that has so betrayed everything it used to stand for? I am beyond revolted. And none of this will make a blind bit of difference to the economy. It’s just the distraction of hate. Fuck this Labour govt.
Doesn’t the look on this wanker’s face say it all? Another utterly wrong decision from the world’s worst decision maker.
November 17, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Doesn’t the look on this wanker’s face say it all? Another utterly wrong decision from the world’s worst decision maker.
Oh, and there was me thinking it was a rigged economic system that ensures all the money flows to the wealthy while immiserising the poor and decimating any means the working class has to fight that imbalance or bargain collectively. Turns out it was some traumatised refugees. Thanks Shabana!
November 16, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Oh, and there was me thinking it was a rigged economic system that ensures all the money flows to the wealthy while immiserising the poor and decimating any means the working class has to fight that imbalance or bargain collectively. Turns out it was some traumatised refugees. Thanks Shabana!
I recognise that I often post quite angry political stuff, most of the time tbh, but I believe I can entirely balance that out with this picture I just took in a bakery of possibly the most hilarious muffin ever.
November 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I recognise that I often post quite angry political stuff, most of the time tbh, but I believe I can entirely balance that out with this picture I just took in a bakery of possibly the most hilarious muffin ever.
Disgusting! Everyone knows it's always Grate Britian!
October 7, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Disgusting! Everyone knows it's always Grate Britian!
You don’t make up for your nation’s past genocide by covering for your victims while they commit their own. Maybe Merz thinks they will cancel each other out?
October 7, 2025 at 8:58 AM
You don’t make up for your nation’s past genocide by covering for your victims while they commit their own. Maybe Merz thinks they will cancel each other out?
I know it’s absolutely the least important thing here, but can I just say I’m obsessed with Ada Colau’s decision to become Mrs Claus! She just needs a pair of little glasses and a frilly shawl. Bon Nadal, Nadal Colau!
October 7, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I know it’s absolutely the least important thing here, but can I just say I’m obsessed with Ada Colau’s decision to become Mrs Claus! She just needs a pair of little glasses and a frilly shawl. Bon Nadal, Nadal Colau!
Yes, they have. Hatred of the state for those non-violently shining a light on its complicity with a genocide.
October 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Yes, they have. Hatred of the state for those non-violently shining a light on its complicity with a genocide.
Shit, 16-year old punk band Bjork and About A Boy-era Nicholas Hoult are the same frikkin person!
September 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Shit, 16-year old punk band Bjork and About A Boy-era Nicholas Hoult are the same frikkin person!
Starmer says he’s a supporter of flags, but it is his support that’s flagging.
September 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Starmer says he’s a supporter of flags, but it is his support that’s flagging.
That is a LOT of money for 8 episodes. I'm guessing Disney wants its money back.
#DoctorWho
#DoctorWho
August 27, 2025 at 9:58 AM
That is a LOT of money for 8 episodes. I'm guessing Disney wants its money back.
#DoctorWho
#DoctorWho
I'm guessing Cody accidentally knocked her glasses off outside the library (she was coming out just he was walking past on his way to "sports") and everything changed forever!
August 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I'm guessing Cody accidentally knocked her glasses off outside the library (she was coming out just he was walking past on his way to "sports") and everything changed forever!
Please just fuck off, you racist piece of shit.
August 26, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Please just fuck off, you racist piece of shit.
A lawyer defending a rapist doesn’t imply a belief in rape on the part of the lawyer. Similarly, a lawyer defending human rights doesn’t imply a belief in human rights, either.
As ably demonstrated by this proto-fascist cum stain.
As ably demonstrated by this proto-fascist cum stain.
August 8, 2025 at 12:03 PM
A lawyer defending a rapist doesn’t imply a belief in rape on the part of the lawyer. Similarly, a lawyer defending human rights doesn’t imply a belief in human rights, either.
As ably demonstrated by this proto-fascist cum stain.
As ably demonstrated by this proto-fascist cum stain.
Keir Starmer is a fetid fucking cum-sock.
July 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Keir Starmer is a fetid fucking cum-sock.
A picture of trickle down economics.
July 17, 2025 at 5:02 AM
A picture of trickle down economics.
Very exciting stuff from the world of #DoctorWho. A collection of stories featuring two memorable characters from the 3rd Doctor era, written by the wonderful @lucymccaul.bsky.social.
July 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Very exciting stuff from the world of #DoctorWho. A collection of stories featuring two memorable characters from the 3rd Doctor era, written by the wonderful @lucymccaul.bsky.social.