Live your life in a way that quotations like these don't show up in your obituary.

It's brutal. Even more brutal because all the criticism is fair

Regret to inform y'all that I missed the filing deadline by a week lol (so strategic on Durbin's part, ffs)

Should have done it. Not sure I see a lot of strong progressive options to throw my weight behind. But someone correct me if I'm wrong and there's a candidate to get excited about

I got through to Duckworth last night, wonder if inboxes are full or turned off since then

Hey just wanted to send another comment letting you know you are a failure and embarrassment and traitor to your constituents

Have a very bad day

It's truly the "I know I'd do a good job but my life would probably be miserably stressful forever" option