ok whoa, what’s your 40 time? how many reps of 225 you got in you??

rip pp

they must kill the pp

mr stancil, tear down this wall

incredible, i’ve only heard rumors of such things

what the fuck is happening right now lmaoooo

buy the man 10 carbombs and report back 🫡

if by candy you mean the clit, then yes

is this mattress made with horseshoe crab blood??

i need to look up at the night sky and see a gigantic mothership

i wonder if i can apply to be galactus. i will take on the great hunger. a few billion years of eating planets and napping? i’m in

i just want to consume entire planets and take naps among pretty nebulas, is that too much to ask for?

the allied bulges withstood the harsh conditions and proved too girthy for the weak nazi bulges

skip out here inhaling the spice and riding worms

this is important historical information

they should make bluey heeler pro skater

i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about alexander. u wouldnt say this shit to him at gaugamela, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

probably using the reindeer harnesses n shit too