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jessrawk the horny toaster
@jessrawk.bsky.social
fuelled by lust & dancing. I probably have a crush on you. ramona flowers or enid coleslaw or some David Foster Wallace character (but always written by men). she/her

banner alt: Ben Gibbard, dressed in black, performing as Death Cab For Cutie.
pretty fantastic!!
December 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
it was biting for sure!!
December 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
never fear; he still wanted to play the snow game.
December 8, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Wayne is a little worse for the wear, but he was in excellent cheer & fine form. & his voice remains impeccable. So blessed to see him again.
December 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
honestly, I think this would hit the right demographic perfectly and the wrong one (derogatory) would be disgusted and walk away. alternate with the candle claim and zaboom!
December 8, 2025 at 12:34 PM
oh dear, that soon? good thing these are just as cute!!
December 8, 2025 at 12:26 PM
just teasing. his other stuff is equally good, if not better!!
December 8, 2025 at 12:25 PM
*makes a face at calling Michael Penn a one-hit wonder*
December 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
it’s so friggin’ good, still.
December 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
you know these are the same people complaining that the ambulance/fire truck took too long to get to them or a loved one, too.
December 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
That calls for a double batch! Hahaha
December 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
poor little beans!
December 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
and yeah, they’re still around these parts and fancy themselves a writer.
December 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
One year, an old dude took a poignant post I had made (based on my experience!), added, “I never thought of this until today” and pretended he had written the whole thing. When I called him out, he said he was “inspired by me.” Bish, you took my post and added a framing narrative ffs. it’s not yrs!!
December 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
no no you’re good. at least you’re honest and frustrated by the same thing (indirectly). 💙💙💙
December 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
personally, I consider it an important reminder now and again. <3
December 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
bahaha love it!!
December 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I say a variation of this every year but so many of you ring so hollow.
December 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM