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jessrawk the horny toaster
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fuelled by lust & dancing. I probably have a crush on you. ramona flowers or enid coleslaw or some David Foster Wallace character (but always written by men). she/her

banner alt: Ben Gibbard, dressed in black, performing as Death Cab For Cutie.
Pinned
Since Godspeed You! Black Emperor are in the news again, here is my photo of their killer amp for your enjoyment:
We chose GREMLINS as the Christmas movie last night and no regrets.
December 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I forgot it’s that stupid day where people pretend to care about victims of abuse whilst still hanging out with serial abusers.
December 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
it’s an excellent day to be a Castiel.
December 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Castiel has declared today a “roll in every flocon de neige” day.
December 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
okay since it’s bandcamp Friday in December, it’s time for me to plug one of my favourite holiday albums, Jim Bryson’s Instant Holiday Album: jimbryson.bandcamp.com/album/instan...
Instant Holiday Album, by Jim Bryson
9 track album
jimbryson.bandcamp.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
‘tis the season for my kitchen & bathroom to be too cold to be in for longer than fifteen seconds (& even that is pushing it).
December 5, 2025 at 2:51 PM
alta vista was phenomenal & used to be the best way to search lyrics to find songs.
OK, gonna date myself some, but Google search is getting to be so bad that I'm thinking about alta vista with fond nostalgia.
December 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
every once in a while, I remember when all that stuff about Jonah Hill came out and Jay Baruchel was like, “Yeah, I wasn’t acting in THIS IS THE END. I always hated that guy.”
December 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
it’s an excellent day to walk to Little Jo Berry’s for a treat (while you still can *sniff*).
December 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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*Dance Yrself Clean at number 1*

Glad you had plenty of make-outs in 2025.
December 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
it was this kind of year:
December 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Anyways here’s Wonderwall. youtu.be/mUU1Qb0nZbU?...
The International Noise Conspiracy- Capitalism Stole My Virg
YouTube video by Epitaph Records
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 1:33 PM
there are two kinds of people in the world: those who say Vince Gilligan is “the Breaking Bad guy” and those who say he is “The X-Files guy”.
December 4, 2025 at 12:42 PM
December 4, 2025 at 12:34 PM
thinking about how some people use “there is no ethical consumption under capitalism” to continue to be super shitty.
December 4, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Throwback to the playoffs when you booed so loud they had to cancel the interview
Field report: the booing was so loud, they had to cut away from the interview on TV!
December 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
family is getting increasingly mad.
“what do you want for Christmas?”
“I already got my wish: Cas is okay.”
😡😡😡
December 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
this is my first time ever having sunglasses (prescription) and I wore them to walk the dog after work yesterday forgetting that I would be racing the setting sun even earlier. oops.
December 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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I've kept updating this list which is at 650+ titles now. There's been so much cultural production by trans and gender diverse individuals and it gets so little recognition beyond the time of its release.
A bibliography for trans history in Canada
This list is not definitive. It started with what was in my own collection, and then I expanded it to cover more titles that I was aware of or had read. Consider it just a snapshot, limited by my own ...
www.maelys.bio
December 3, 2025 at 12:24 PM
“You need to stop doing that.”
“Why?”
“Because otherwise I’m going to walk away from this with a massive fucking boner.”
December 3, 2025 at 12:54 PM
praise me for not getting ejected despite some very hearty boos.
see y’all at the Ottawa Charge game tonight!+

+prepare the bail fund as I will surely get ejected for flying too close to the sun^

^booing Britta Curl from behind her bench
December 3, 2025 at 12:48 PM
December 3, 2025 at 12:27 PM
good morning lovers.
December 3, 2025 at 10:11 AM
go Charge go!
December 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
time to go be the hottest person at the Ottawa Charge game again.
December 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM