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jessrawk the horny toaster
@jessrawk.bsky.social
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fuelled by lust & dancing. I probably have a crush on you. ramona flowers or enid coleslaw or some David Foster Wallace character (but always written by men). she/her

banner alt: Ben Gibbard, dressed in black, performing as Death Cab For Cutie.
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He knew! <3 Here’s a bonus one where he accidentally gets in trouble at the end (digging, thinking there was more snow but it was just grass).
December 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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it’s an excellent day to be a Castiel.
December 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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it was this kind of year:
My top artists from YouTube: 1) LCD Soundsystem 2) Leonard Cohen 3) Cake 4) The Strokes 5) Fcukers My top songs from YouTube: 1) Dance Yrself Clean 2) Democracy (Live in London) 3) Tribulations 4) Frank Sinatra 5) All My Friends
December 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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A self-portrait in a mirrored elevator. I am sporting a black dress with a pattern of small, red foxes. There are a few tiny, pink stars scattered across it as well. Tits forward. Ben Sherman olive green mod parka. Legs bare to knee socks which are green and feature a big, orange moon and an alien with flying saucers. Orange sneakers. Orange hair. All the orange today, but oranges are not the only fruit. Black N95. Bi lighting purple sunburst cat eye glasses.
December 4, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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little goofy bean.
Castiel the Border Collie rolling in a giant mountain of (largely) rink snow. It’s an action shot, tongue out, snow flying, mid-roll. He is incredibly happy.
December 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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A self-portrait in a mirrored elevator. I am sporting a dress with a pattern of sugar skulls with pink, green, blue, and yellow accents, plus a few flowers. It has a sweetheart neckline trimmed in black. Legs are bare to the tops of pink-and-black-striped knee socks with a big skull on the outside of each one. Orange sneakers. Royal blue peacoat. Black N95. Orange hair. Tired, but dreaming.
December 3, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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good morning lovers.
A view of the Rideau canal from Pretoria bridge. It is entirely frozen over (for now) but no skating yet. It’s still nighttime, or early morning, so the canal pathway lights are reflected beautifully on the ice. The sky is streaked with clouds in front of an almost-full moon.
December 3, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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go Charge go!
December 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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A self-portrait in a mirrored elevator. I am sporting a soft grey dress with a pattern of colourful mushrooms of various types. Purple, blue, mauve, yellow, orange, red mushies. A bare knee and then sparkly grey knee socks with small pink bows at the top. Orange sneakers. Royal blue peacoat. Black N95. Bi lighting cat eye sunburst glasses.
December 2, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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yes, we had a perfect snowy walk.
Castiel the Border Collie is mid-roll/dive in a giant mountain of rink snow. Some of the snow near his head is in motion as he plunges his cheek into the pile. So much snow! There is a blue tinge to the photo because it is still snowing. Hooray!
November 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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celebratory snow roll and munch.
November 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Guess which puppy doesn’t have cancer????????????!!!!!!!
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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me, the lamb, every time I walked up the aisle at the game:
A meme of seven wolves biting a white lamb whose eyes are closed. Sacrificed.
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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charge it up.
Ottawa Charge toque. Alex using an Ottawa Charge kazoo as a straw.
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Let’s fucking go!!!
November 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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A self-portrait in a mirrored elevator. I am wearing a black dress with line drawings of Ouija boards and the like, planchettes and suns and all kinds of associated occult items. Legs are bare (gonna be a scorcher today) and then orange sneakers. Ouija board hoodie. Ouija board planchette necklace. Skelly fingerless gloves. Black N95. Orange hair.
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Castiel says thank you and he loves you all.
Castiel the Border Collie, looking a little dopey, standing on the floor with a ball between his feet. He has a purple bandage on his front paw.
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Castiel could use all the good vibes you could send him this morning, pals.
Castiel the Border Collie sits atop a rock covered in fresh snow, looking up and away from the camera. It is an inland sea of snow behind him.
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Also, Adam Baldwin who opened, is like if Charlie Kelly were from Cape Breton (complimentary).
November 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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always take yr mum to see Blue Rodeo.
Jim Cuddy of Blue Rodeo playing guitar on stage at the NAC.
November 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Here’s bonus bad footage of after he followed the Zamboni for the first time this season to get that extra special fresh rink snow:
November 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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When you go to bed and there’s no snow and wake up to SNOW!
November 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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I’m just saying y’all are missing out.
November 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Good morning lovers.
A view of the Rideau canal from Pretoria bridge. The water is partially frozen, though some movement remains in the middle. The sun shines brightly through a few white clouds in a blue sky. Trees line the edges of the canal.
November 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Nobody teach Castiel how to download a phone app.
Castiel the Border Collie looks up intently at a basketball locked up in an equipment receptacle of sorts. He wants me to free the ball so he can play with it. The basketball court is beyond, with some fallen leaves at Cas’ feet (no snow).
November 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM