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The New Orleans Pelicans are on a 5-game win streak for the first time since March 2023. Derik Queen is a +65 in this stretch.
December 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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This is funniest possible headline for a song literally called "Song for Bob Dylan"
The David Bowie Song You Didn’t Know Was Dedicated to Bob Dylan
In Song For Bob Dylan, Bowie fearlessly critiqued one of the biggest names in music. But what was the real story behind this enigmatic track?
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September 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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I liked when the ugly late night drama was Jay Leno hiding in a closet.
September 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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My thoughts on the murder of Charlie Kirk.

Danger lies not in Kirk as an individual but in the environment that made his brand of politics possible and his killing predictable.

But when murder is justified as a response to speech, the cycle of violence accelerates.
September 11, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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41-40 is scorigami, congrats everybody
September 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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1. We interrupt this programming for some LEGITIMATELY GOOD NEWS

Violent crime in Baltimore has PLUMMETED to historic lows

How did the city do it?

Baltimore adopted a comprehensive set of "woke" policies, treating violence as a public health issue
The secret to Baltimore's extraordinary year
This April, Baltimore saw five homicides.
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July 16, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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May 16, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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OVI TIES THE RECORD!

Alex Ovechkin is one goal away from breaking Wayne Gretzky's all-time goals record, doing it in 1,486 games compared to Gretzky's 1,487.

More:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/625...
April 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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This place is happy to see Félix Bautista back
March 31, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Among other things, Vivek has a truly amazing non-understanding of “Boy Meets World.” How in the world is CORY the first name you come up with for the “venerated” jock/prom king/cool guy archetype? CORY???????????
December 26, 2024 at 4:58 PM
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I get it but.. I also feel like I’m taking crazy pills! All the excitement around rubenstein and the new ownership was about how they WOULD pony up now. Just pay Burnes! #Orioles
Assuming Elias does not pony up for Burnes, and given there are no other clear high-end starters available via FA, the next best option is to acquire one who has the potential to be without getting fleeced. Luzardo makes a lot of sense.
December 11, 2024 at 12:59 PM
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I think the Cowboys should only be allowed to look at the Simpsons version of this game tape in film review
December 10, 2024 at 4:36 AM
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You shouldn’t be allowed to call time out in an overtime with no game clock
November 30, 2024 at 4:54 AM
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Wait you’re telling me it was boring and pointless? that’s nuts
November 16, 2024 at 5:36 AM