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Jesse Berney
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Writer. 20+ years in politics, advocacy, and labor. Masters candidate in counseling and clinical intern therapist. He/him. DC.
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I know it's cringe as fuck, but small acts of kindness are going to be so important for the foreseeable future.

Being kind and doing kind things can be your lifeline. It can keep you sane.
The problem is that "of course chatgpt isn't conscious, you fuckin rube" doesn't sell magazines.
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. murdered this baby.
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
hey I hope they are smart enough to know to shut the fuck up and not say a word

the point of the FBI interviewing them is to try to get them to say something that can be twisted as a lie so they can be indicted

if this ever happens to you shut the fuck up and don't say a word
Breaking: The six Democrats now confirmed they've been contacted by the FBI.

The lawmakers accuse Trump of using the FBI "as a tool to intimidate and harass members of Congress."
MS NOW confirms: The FBI is working with Capitol Police to schedule interviews with the six Democratic lawmakers who urged service members to refuse to comply with illegal orders.
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
chat is it good when journalists change things because they're scared of threats from powerful people
NEWS --> BBC confirms to me that they did edit a line out of historian @rutgerbregman.com's speech. It called Trump "the most openly corrupt president in US history."

BBC also confirms this was done on the advice of lawyers. So Trump's threats worked.

New piece:
newrepublic.com/article/2036...
Trump’s Fury at BBC Gets Unnerving Results with Pro-MAGA Edit Stunner
First, British Broadcasting Corporation execs resigned after Trump complained about a segment. Now the BBC edited out a line from a historian that was critical of Trump. Where does this end?
newrepublic.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
guys this is the same dog
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
This seems like the perfect time to introduce you to my new science fiction series, Star Things
November 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
PUT ME IN COACH
November 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
trump administration sure seems determined to let troops know they need to follow orders whether or not those orders are lawdul
November 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I hereby indict you for all the times you didn't like my skeets
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
remember the epstein files
November 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
a cool thing we could do is put mark zuckerberg in jail
17 strikes and you’re out. 💀
November 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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I couldn’t love our pediatrician more.
November 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
many people are saying this
Anyway the District of Columbia is an incredible city and I love it so much and I’m so glad I get to live here.
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
yesterday one of my clients told me I look like the commanders' coach, but I think she just thinks all white people look alike
November 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I may have had political disagreements with Marjorie Taylor Greene, but you have to respect her honor and integrity. She did politics the right way.
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
welcome to the resistance donald trump
November 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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THIS is why Zohran asked for the meeting.
Q: You have differences when it comes to ICE agents in NYC. How do you reconcile them?

TRUMP: We're gonna work them out. The mayor wants to have a safe New York. We're gonna work together.
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I bet he didn't even pasteurize the eel first.
The head of health services in the United States, letting parasitic lampreys bite his arms for some godforsaken reason.
November 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
oh man they lost all the footage of them being super nice to all the detainees and giving them great food and presents and foot rubs as definitely didn't rape anybody
ICE’s Detention Center outside Chicago was sued on October 30 for allegedly abusing detainees. One day later, a "system crash" lost all video footage that could have shown how detainees were being treated. trib.al/QwT3aqI
November 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Dear Democrats,

It's honestly not that hard.

Love,
-jesse
On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city.

We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
November 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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It has been a very short hop from ‘this is not who we are’ to ‘ok this is exactly who we are’
Swastikas, nooses and the Confederate flag are reportedly no longer considered to be hate symbols by the U.S. Coast Guard
Swastika No Longer Hate Symbol Under New U.S. Coast Guard Policy: Report
www.huffpost.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
This article is so infuriating. I'm so tired of conservatives who see the actual impact of fascist policies and instead of reexamining whether the policies themselves are wrong, instead just want exceptions for the people they know.
Absolutely not the point of the story but what the fuck are they trying to pass off as pizza in Kansas? www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/...
November 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Put this in the context of the Comey and James prosecutions.

* Career attorneys have been forced out because they didn't support those prosecutions.

* DOJ lawyers will prosecute at Trump's direction whether or not the underlying law supports it.

It is foolish to dismiss this as just an outburst.
Trump posts again about Democrats, saying their behavior is “punishable by DEATH!”
November 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
grok am i a good boy
grok am i handsome
grok do people want to be my friend
grok should i be king of the world
grok could i dunk a basketball if i wanted
grok will i go to heaven when i die
grok am i worthy of love
grok is it ok to eat the red wax around the cheese
grok am i manly
grok do u love me
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM