A. Parise
jerseyoutwest.bsky.social
A. Parise
@jerseyoutwest.bsky.social
I like soup. Sci-fi writer. Data architect. BLM. ACAB includes AI. Plants, rocks, cats, occasional hiking pics. He/him. Located in sunny NE Portland, OR.

Also I wrote this li’l thing: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08CKXS61S
If they can pull it off, one hundo percent.
December 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Whalebone corsets trending 📈📈📈at mar a lago in 2026!
December 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Or does he think he’s Dennis Hopper in Waterworld?
December 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
That sounds incredibly stressful. Good luck tonight.
December 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
What the….

Is this an awful old tradition or is this an awful new reality-tv inspired thing?
December 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Giant nerd, zero apologies lol 😹
December 10, 2025 at 8:26 AM
I want to add more sensors around the house, i love seeing environmental data like this :)
December 10, 2025 at 7:49 AM
There was one house i lived in in college that had a cherry-red cast iron stove that had burners that doubled as flamethrowers, i still occasionally dream of going back and stealing it.
December 10, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Mine also has a built in infrasound monitor, i got it because i was trying to figure out if i was getting so upset about the F-15s buzzing our house were actually doing something physical to me or if it was a 2020 hangover. Sadly, results were inconclusive.
December 10, 2025 at 6:26 AM
It’s called a raspberry shake! It’s a raspberry pi based seismograph, totally plug and play and i have mine chilling in my backyard. You can see the network here! stationview.raspberryshake.org#/?lat=0.0000...
Station View: Raspberry Shake Network & EQ Activity Map
Global map showing all live seismograph and infrasound Stations on our seismic network, with one of the most complete lists of recent earthquake activity.
stationview.raspberryshake.org
December 10, 2025 at 6:24 AM
*high fives in hater*
December 10, 2025 at 6:17 AM
It appears that swapping the body for a replacement of similar age worked, unfortunately some of the wires are toast so i needed to order some high-temp wire to replace them. Still a couple days out from oven :-/
December 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Yes! One of my favorite bands.

This does not mean I haven’t lost my mind.
December 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
They looked chilly so i put them inside the oven for a sec to get nice and toasty warm ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ whatcha gonna do
December 10, 2025 at 5:06 AM
December 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Why does AI robot george look so much like jeffrey epstein with worse hair?
December 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
DARE to be conservative
December 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM