SkeetKingPop
@jerseymufasa.bsky.social
I'm an old Black man, like Unc status, living in a place that don't give a fuck about blackness. We here though. He/Him/His but I fucks with everybody. I'm an uncle in these streets but hell in these skeets. I will bump your lil fren. Fuck wit me.
I know I'm old as fuck because half the shit y'all be tweaking on from Move Ya Hand is regular degular sex.
November 18, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I know I'm old as fuck because half the shit y'all be tweaking on from Move Ya Hand is regular degular sex.
Did this motherfucker really say "shut up piggy" to a woman asking him an Epstein question????
November 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Did this motherfucker really say "shut up piggy" to a woman asking him an Epstein question????
Midnight to whenever I get off the next morning.
I am a creature of the night.
I am a creature of the night.
Would you rather have an 8-4 or a 9-5.
November 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Midnight to whenever I get off the next morning.
I am a creature of the night.
I am a creature of the night.
Immature pallete.
You a different kind of nasty if you love Tuna Sandwiches like who willingly does that?? 🤮🤢
November 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Immature pallete.
I had the scariest round of sex in my life on shrooms. Last year nigga.
Lady was being sexy crawling to me and did just that......turned into a monster. Nigga......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lady was being sexy crawling to me and did just that......turned into a monster. Nigga......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Back to mushroom sex....
Uhhh microdose and hunch. Don't get super high and try it or the booty warp in front of you and turn into a 20ft carnivorous plant.
Uhhh microdose and hunch. Don't get super high and try it or the booty warp in front of you and turn into a 20ft carnivorous plant.
November 16, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I had the scariest round of sex in my life on shrooms. Last year nigga.
Lady was being sexy crawling to me and did just that......turned into a monster. Nigga......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lady was being sexy crawling to me and did just that......turned into a monster. Nigga......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Zooted.
Im fried
November 16, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Zooted.
I'm really not mad at All's Fair. For real.
November 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I'm really not mad at All's Fair. For real.
You niggas be the subject of multiple group chats.
the girls group chat strikes again
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telling all the sky baddies you flying em out, with what money???
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telling all the sky baddies you flying em out, with what money???
November 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
You niggas be the subject of multiple group chats.
Gotta get tires. Glad to be able to.
November 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Gotta get tires. Glad to be able to.
Brown. Like caramel.
3. What color are your eyes?
November 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Brown. Like caramel.
That thigh can get the fuck gone.
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
That thigh can get the fuck gone.
Me and breasteses go together REAL BAD.
Im so sad nobody loves the breasts like I do one thing about me I love all kinds of Boobies 😭💀 @mzkatlynd.bsky.social will tell you 😭
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Me and breasteses go together REAL BAD.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I know this got di strent of di blek pantha in it.
🎶 It will neeever lose its power 🎵
November 13, 2025 at 9:12 AM
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Salt and pepper, cooked in butter. Dassit.
I hate over-seasoned eggs. Just give me salt and pepper and that’s IT.
November 13, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Salt and pepper, cooked in butter. Dassit.
THANK YOU!!!! Same for German Chocolate cake, for me. Overindulgent bullshit.
red velvet is so yucky
when are we as a people gonna discuss how overrated red velvet is ?
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
THANK YOU!!!! Same for German Chocolate cake, for me. Overindulgent bullshit.
Profile pic....now show me yours.
November 13, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Profile pic....now show me yours.
Nigga, you look like The Accountant. Not an accountant, Thee Accountant.
I’ve been rebuilding my wardrobe for a while and these pieces are exactly what I needed. I will absolutely be ordering more. Nike did something with the 24.7 collection.
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Nigga, you look like The Accountant. Not an accountant, Thee Accountant.
My innocence.
6. If you had a box with all the things you've ever lost, what would you search for first?
November 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
My innocence.
November 5, 2024.
14. When was the last time you felt grief?
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
November 5, 2024.
Cereal.
13. What is your go to "I'm not cooking tonight" meal?
November 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Cereal.
This is me, without the gut.
Skinny men got the nerve to be built like this with 2gallons of dick attached
November 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
This is me, without the gut.
A fucking blessing to have.
You know what I fuck with? Comfortable silence. I'm doing my thing. You doing yours. Then we pick up naturally at some point.
November 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
A fucking blessing to have.
Tired of waking up horny and hangry.
November 9, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Tired of waking up horny and hangry.