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Jeremy
@jeremynz.bsky.social
Builder based in Greytown, New Zealand.

I’m a reasonable man get off my case.
His playbook is so obvious that next he will start inferring that Rarotonga should be a NZ province and that we should have a tariff war with Aus.

Hope this clown isn’t on Signal.
March 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Wife: Are you drinking on a Monday?

Me: I’M SUPPORTING OUR ALLIES THE ONLY WAY I KNOW HOW
March 10, 2025 at 5:55 AM
This is Simeon Brown effectively giving everyone in the Wairarapa the middle finger. And where is our electorate MP in all of this? Nowhere to be seen.

Fucking appalling.
February 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Insufferable bullshit.

Higher unemployment. People leaving NZ in record numbers. Massive Construction sector losses (Fletcher loss blamed on massive demand reduction).

Management speak is all well and good but you get nowhere by simply cancelling everything.

Walk the fucking walk.
February 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Our living room when we bought our house vs our living room post renovation:
February 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
For Gen X or older. This is an image from one of the most successful ad campaigns in the 80s (Jif). ‘Cleans and shines without hard scratching’

What the hell was kind of boot was this that was scratching the surface? Never made sense to me.

Follow me for more riveting and relevant posts.
February 3, 2025 at 8:48 AM
My son’s girlfriend came in today asking what the horrible high pitched noise was when walking into our gate. We went out and found this (pointed at our entrance). I couldn’t hear anything (age I guess) but both her and my son said it’s an awful sound.
What do you suggest I do?
November 25, 2024 at 4:43 AM
Home office all finished and wife has started working from home. Loves her new office view.
November 17, 2024 at 4:24 AM
I have nothing but contempt for this nasty little creep.
November 14, 2024 at 5:10 AM
“But there’s a catch”?

Reckon I’ve spotted the catch straight away
November 13, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Love Joe Bennetts writing.
November 12, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Giving my adult children who have returned home the ol’ side eye at the moment
November 7, 2024 at 6:52 AM
Pffft. Homer said it first.
October 31, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Thom Yorke was something else last night I tell you what
October 25, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Fox in charge of the hen house.

Or former ‘political figure’ sex offender in charge of a young sporting club.

Oh ACT, you’re so good at this.
October 24, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Mystifies me that cycle lanes have become a partisan issue. Every time I mention them in here the usual conservatives appear and tell me how wasteful they are. Yet when Key and Brownlee announced $100m funding back in the day, we saw no pushback from either side.
October 18, 2024 at 2:10 AM
$3000-$4000 potential water bill on top of rates.

Let that sink in for a moment.

Still think 3Waters was a bad idea?
October 12, 2024 at 2:56 AM
building advice. Don’t always accept the cheapest quote. The first picture was the sub- frame for a deck and veranda from the cheapest quote. The second is the sub-frame we did after taking apart the previous builders work. He walked off the job after the clients questioned him.
October 10, 2024 at 8:02 AM
Building my wife her own office at home. Sorry Wgtn CBD but it just makes sense.
September 24, 2024 at 3:46 AM
He’ll of a time to be a builder in South Wairarapa. Both Greytown and Martinborough have stopped further developments due to crappy infrastructure. Complete incompetence and kicking the can down the road has finally caught up.

Three waters anyone?
July 18, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Why the fuck are we involved in this?
January 12, 2024 at 4:00 AM
Yo @foxylustygrover.bsky.social , what do you think of this look for commune units. This one is two seperate bedrooms.
January 11, 2024 at 4:34 AM
This cycle way was specifically to allow kids to bike to school safely. One of the opponents was actually quoted in the article saying ‘kids get dropped off by their parents now anyway’.

This is the most negative government ever.
January 3, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Never send my wife shopping for booze with my daughter. I think we’ve got enough vodka for Christmas Day.
December 23, 2023 at 3:00 AM
Only on twitter could I tweet this and get accused of trying score points because my industry has more suicides than others. Honestly, the place is fucked.
December 19, 2023 at 6:40 PM