Jeremy
@jeremynz.bsky.social
Builder based in Greytown, New Zealand.
I’m a reasonable man get off my case.
I’m a reasonable man get off my case.
Recently travelled to Chch with some friends. The businessman in front of me at the bar ordered a coffee (it was around 8am) and I then ordered 4 bloody Mary’s. he looked at me, then looked at the lady behind the bar and said ‘can you make that five?’
Much respect.
Much respect.
I order a latte. The lady next to me orders two martini espressos. Local time is 0730. Yes I am at an airport why do you ask?
June 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Recently travelled to Chch with some friends. The businessman in front of me at the bar ordered a coffee (it was around 8am) and I then ordered 4 bloody Mary’s. he looked at me, then looked at the lady behind the bar and said ‘can you make that five?’
Much respect.
Much respect.
Great podcast that analyses the Joe Rogan podcast and breaksdown the misinformation in each episode. This one is on Peter Theil and shows what a charlatan the guy is. A little embarrassing clip on his NZ citizenship is also mentioned. open.spotify.com/episode/2W36...
#0015 Peter Thiel
The Know Rogan Experience · Episode
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April 2, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Great podcast that analyses the Joe Rogan podcast and breaksdown the misinformation in each episode. This one is on Peter Theil and shows what a charlatan the guy is. A little embarrassing clip on his NZ citizenship is also mentioned. open.spotify.com/episode/2W36...
His playbook is so obvious that next he will start inferring that Rarotonga should be a NZ province and that we should have a tariff war with Aus.
Hope this clown isn’t on Signal.
Hope this clown isn’t on Signal.
March 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
His playbook is so obvious that next he will start inferring that Rarotonga should be a NZ province and that we should have a tariff war with Aus.
Hope this clown isn’t on Signal.
Hope this clown isn’t on Signal.
Wife: Are you drinking on a Monday?
Me: I’M SUPPORTING OUR ALLIES THE ONLY WAY I KNOW HOW
Me: I’M SUPPORTING OUR ALLIES THE ONLY WAY I KNOW HOW
March 10, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Wife: Are you drinking on a Monday?
Me: I’M SUPPORTING OUR ALLIES THE ONLY WAY I KNOW HOW
Me: I’M SUPPORTING OUR ALLIES THE ONLY WAY I KNOW HOW
Decided about six months ago to enter the stock market for the first time, using the Sharesies app. I gave myself $1k, spread it over 5 NZ companies.
In only six months I’ve already lost $150!
Better than Teslas stock at least.
In only six months I’ve already lost $150!
Better than Teslas stock at least.
March 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Decided about six months ago to enter the stock market for the first time, using the Sharesies app. I gave myself $1k, spread it over 5 NZ companies.
In only six months I’ve already lost $150!
Better than Teslas stock at least.
In only six months I’ve already lost $150!
Better than Teslas stock at least.
Just looked at X for the first time in ages. Heaps of new followers. Looked through them all. All fake. All pro Trump or Elon. Some pretending to be kiwi tradies or similar.
What a ridiculous platform that is now.
What a ridiculous platform that is now.
March 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Just looked at X for the first time in ages. Heaps of new followers. Looked through them all. All fake. All pro Trump or Elon. Some pretending to be kiwi tradies or similar.
What a ridiculous platform that is now.
What a ridiculous platform that is now.
This is Simeon Brown effectively giving everyone in the Wairarapa the middle finger. And where is our electorate MP in all of this? Nowhere to be seen.
Fucking appalling.
Fucking appalling.
February 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
This is Simeon Brown effectively giving everyone in the Wairarapa the middle finger. And where is our electorate MP in all of this? Nowhere to be seen.
Fucking appalling.
Fucking appalling.
Insufferable bullshit.
Higher unemployment. People leaving NZ in record numbers. Massive Construction sector losses (Fletcher loss blamed on massive demand reduction).
Management speak is all well and good but you get nowhere by simply cancelling everything.
Walk the fucking walk.
Higher unemployment. People leaving NZ in record numbers. Massive Construction sector losses (Fletcher loss blamed on massive demand reduction).
Management speak is all well and good but you get nowhere by simply cancelling everything.
Walk the fucking walk.
February 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Insufferable bullshit.
Higher unemployment. People leaving NZ in record numbers. Massive Construction sector losses (Fletcher loss blamed on massive demand reduction).
Management speak is all well and good but you get nowhere by simply cancelling everything.
Walk the fucking walk.
Higher unemployment. People leaving NZ in record numbers. Massive Construction sector losses (Fletcher loss blamed on massive demand reduction).
Management speak is all well and good but you get nowhere by simply cancelling everything.
Walk the fucking walk.
Our living room when we bought our house vs our living room post renovation:
February 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Our living room when we bought our house vs our living room post renovation:
For Gen X or older. This is an image from one of the most successful ad campaigns in the 80s (Jif). ‘Cleans and shines without hard scratching’
What the hell was kind of boot was this that was scratching the surface? Never made sense to me.
Follow me for more riveting and relevant posts.
What the hell was kind of boot was this that was scratching the surface? Never made sense to me.
Follow me for more riveting and relevant posts.
February 3, 2025 at 8:48 AM
For Gen X or older. This is an image from one of the most successful ad campaigns in the 80s (Jif). ‘Cleans and shines without hard scratching’
What the hell was kind of boot was this that was scratching the surface? Never made sense to me.
Follow me for more riveting and relevant posts.
What the hell was kind of boot was this that was scratching the surface? Never made sense to me.
Follow me for more riveting and relevant posts.
~out of office~*
*building site
*building site
December 19, 2024 at 10:54 PM
~out of office~*
*building site
*building site
-Willis knew nothing about ferries when she cancelled the order
-Peter’s approved of the iRex ferries in 2020 as SOE minister and wrote enthusiastically about them
-Peter’s is now once again in charge
-No plan in place
-Luxon and Willis can now blame him when budget blows out
-Peter’s approved of the iRex ferries in 2020 as SOE minister and wrote enthusiastically about them
-Peter’s is now once again in charge
-No plan in place
-Luxon and Willis can now blame him when budget blows out
December 12, 2024 at 6:36 PM
-Willis knew nothing about ferries when she cancelled the order
-Peter’s approved of the iRex ferries in 2020 as SOE minister and wrote enthusiastically about them
-Peter’s is now once again in charge
-No plan in place
-Luxon and Willis can now blame him when budget blows out
-Peter’s approved of the iRex ferries in 2020 as SOE minister and wrote enthusiastically about them
-Peter’s is now once again in charge
-No plan in place
-Luxon and Willis can now blame him when budget blows out
I buy my brown onions from the self checkout but call it fillet steak because I like to give back to the struggling supermarkets.
December 6, 2024 at 2:09 AM
I buy my brown onions from the self checkout but call it fillet steak because I like to give back to the struggling supermarkets.
We just had a heat pump/air con unit installed in our bedroom and boy it has changed our lives. Wairarapa summers are hot.
That is all.
That is all.
December 5, 2024 at 6:18 AM
We just had a heat pump/air con unit installed in our bedroom and boy it has changed our lives. Wairarapa summers are hot.
That is all.
That is all.
The most frustrating experience on twitter is watching seemingly intelligent people you’ve followed for years slowly go further down the rabbit hole. To the point where some farmer living in paradise is now frothing against Bill Gates vaccinating animals. I mean, what?
November 29, 2024 at 8:29 PM
The most frustrating experience on twitter is watching seemingly intelligent people you’ve followed for years slowly go further down the rabbit hole. To the point where some farmer living in paradise is now frothing against Bill Gates vaccinating animals. I mean, what?
My son’s girlfriend came in today asking what the horrible high pitched noise was when walking into our gate. We went out and found this (pointed at our entrance). I couldn’t hear anything (age I guess) but both her and my son said it’s an awful sound.
What do you suggest I do?
What do you suggest I do?
November 25, 2024 at 4:43 AM
My son’s girlfriend came in today asking what the horrible high pitched noise was when walking into our gate. We went out and found this (pointed at our entrance). I couldn’t hear anything (age I guess) but both her and my son said it’s an awful sound.
What do you suggest I do?
What do you suggest I do?
Right. Just packed the $150k camping van with wine and cheese and am about to leave for Wellington to park up at Parliament to join the occupying protestors.
Wait, they’ve already gone? You mean it was a respectful protest and they cleaned up after themselves?
Pfft.
Wait, they’ve already gone? You mean it was a respectful protest and they cleaned up after themselves?
Pfft.
November 19, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Right. Just packed the $150k camping van with wine and cheese and am about to leave for Wellington to park up at Parliament to join the occupying protestors.
Wait, they’ve already gone? You mean it was a respectful protest and they cleaned up after themselves?
Pfft.
Wait, they’ve already gone? You mean it was a respectful protest and they cleaned up after themselves?
Pfft.
Building something for a farmer client at the moment who leans right. He started talking about the Hikoi yesterday and I thought ‘here we go’. Turns out he’s all for it. Absolutely disgusted with Seymour’s bill.
I reckon Seymour has totally mis-read the room on this one.
I reckon Seymour has totally mis-read the room on this one.
November 18, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Building something for a farmer client at the moment who leans right. He started talking about the Hikoi yesterday and I thought ‘here we go’. Turns out he’s all for it. Absolutely disgusted with Seymour’s bill.
I reckon Seymour has totally mis-read the room on this one.
I reckon Seymour has totally mis-read the room on this one.
Home office all finished and wife has started working from home. Loves her new office view.
November 17, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Home office all finished and wife has started working from home. Loves her new office view.
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November 15, 2024 at 11:24 PM
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Whenever I’ve watched QT at parliament I’m astounded by the braying, the sarcasm, the insults and the way our MPs act as if it’s a school yard.
But no, it’s Te Pati Māori that’s now brought parliament into disrepute 🙄
But no, it’s Te Pati Māori that’s now brought parliament into disrepute 🙄
November 14, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Whenever I’ve watched QT at parliament I’m astounded by the braying, the sarcasm, the insults and the way our MPs act as if it’s a school yard.
But no, it’s Te Pati Māori that’s now brought parliament into disrepute 🙄
But no, it’s Te Pati Māori that’s now brought parliament into disrepute 🙄
Go to Waitangi. Take the tour with the people that know the history. Look at the receipts.
Then get to me.
There’s a lot we weren’t taught in school.
Then get to me.
There’s a lot we weren’t taught in school.
November 14, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Go to Waitangi. Take the tour with the people that know the history. Look at the receipts.
Then get to me.
There’s a lot we weren’t taught in school.
Then get to me.
There’s a lot we weren’t taught in school.
I have nothing but contempt for this nasty little creep.
November 14, 2024 at 5:10 AM
I have nothing but contempt for this nasty little creep.
“But there’s a catch”?
Reckon I’ve spotted the catch straight away
Reckon I’ve spotted the catch straight away
November 13, 2024 at 5:12 PM
“But there’s a catch”?
Reckon I’ve spotted the catch straight away
Reckon I’ve spotted the catch straight away
Love Joe Bennetts writing.
November 12, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Love Joe Bennetts writing.