Thyroid Mary
@jennytulls.northsky.social
Dick jokes are my ✨️passion✨️
Does not carry rabies.
Bird Pervert
Photographer
Illustrator, never AI
Any pronouns
Does not carry rabies.
Bird Pervert
Photographer
Illustrator, never AI
Any pronouns
Pinned
Im a bit of a feminine himbo, a "herbo", if you will.
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This Rat Meme Monday: a solution to all of society's problems.
February 9, 2026 at 8:55 PM
This Rat Meme Monday: a solution to all of society's problems.
Its because their greatest fear is their kid discovering Big Gay and then realizing its a valid life choice and that's obviously bad. Because yknow, if you just dont tell them about the gay they'll never find out and will always be straight like God or whatever intended.
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 10:02 AM
Its because their greatest fear is their kid discovering Big Gay and then realizing its a valid life choice and that's obviously bad. Because yknow, if you just dont tell them about the gay they'll never find out and will always be straight like God or whatever intended.
Do you think the hamburglar and grimace ever explored each other's bodies?
February 10, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Do you think the hamburglar and grimace ever explored each other's bodies?
This flu will never leave, my poor sister and her baby girl cant seem to beat it. Older boy is doing much better though, so thats a small win
February 9, 2026 at 10:20 PM
This flu will never leave, my poor sister and her baby girl cant seem to beat it. Older boy is doing much better though, so thats a small win
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These days it's all shaft, shaft, shaft, length this, girth that, velocity of the cumshot. The absolute disrespect we put on the noble ballsack is honestly a tragedy.
April 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
These days it's all shaft, shaft, shaft, length this, girth that, velocity of the cumshot. The absolute disrespect we put on the noble ballsack is honestly a tragedy.
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Nobody ever hoists people on petards anymore. Guess I'll just have to do it myself.
May 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Nobody ever hoists people on petards anymore. Guess I'll just have to do it myself.
Sorry guys I was looking for a specific old post of mine and decided to repost everything that made me chuckle
February 9, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Sorry guys I was looking for a specific old post of mine and decided to repost everything that made me chuckle
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Collecting a jar full of jizz to dry out and turn into a fine powder to throw in the faces of my enemy, pocket sand style "Sha Sha Sha!"
May 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Collecting a jar full of jizz to dry out and turn into a fine powder to throw in the faces of my enemy, pocket sand style "Sha Sha Sha!"
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You're in her DM's. I'm carpe-ing her diems. We are not the same
May 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
You're in her DM's. I'm carpe-ing her diems. We are not the same
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All I need is a soft guy with a heart of gold and a dick of steel.
June 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
All I need is a soft guy with a heart of gold and a dick of steel.
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Bad Bunny’s closing messages during his Super Bowl performance:
“The only thing more powerful than hate is love”
“Together, we are America”
“The only thing more powerful than hate is love”
“Together, we are America”
February 9, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Bad Bunny’s closing messages during his Super Bowl performance:
“The only thing more powerful than hate is love”
“Together, we are America”
“The only thing more powerful than hate is love”
“Together, we are America”
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Bad Bunny “together we are America”
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Bad Bunny “together we are America”
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While many of you are likely yelling “GO PATRIOTS” or “GO SEAHAWKS” I’m yelling “GO HOUSE OVERSIGHT COMMITTEE” and “The rule of law!”
February 9, 2026 at 12:22 AM
While many of you are likely yelling “GO PATRIOTS” or “GO SEAHAWKS” I’m yelling “GO HOUSE OVERSIGHT COMMITTEE” and “The rule of law!”
The stupid manscape commercial startled actual belly laughter out of me
February 9, 2026 at 12:22 AM
The stupid manscape commercial startled actual belly laughter out of me
Its ugly and delicious 🤌
February 8, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Its ugly and delicious 🤌
Are you fucking kidding me
Green Day avoids making political statement during Super Bowl 2026 opening performance
Green Day avoids making political statement during Super Bowl 2026 opening performance
A rocking start to the Super Bowl.
pagesix.com
February 8, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Are you fucking kidding me
Yer lad is making a lemon and blueberry cream cheese bundt cake, and maybe possibly used triple the amount of lemon zest required because I like it like that and also acab includes measuring
February 8, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Yer lad is making a lemon and blueberry cream cheese bundt cake, and maybe possibly used triple the amount of lemon zest required because I like it like that and also acab includes measuring
Happy Holiest of Sundays to all who celebrate! As ever, its important to remember the reason for the season, the ones who bring us together on this beautiful day, the players who give it all on the field... the puppies!!
Happy Puppy Bowl everyone!
Happy Puppy Bowl everyone!
February 8, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Happy Holiest of Sundays to all who celebrate! As ever, its important to remember the reason for the season, the ones who bring us together on this beautiful day, the players who give it all on the field... the puppies!!
Happy Puppy Bowl everyone!
Happy Puppy Bowl everyone!
Jfc
So let me get this straight. The U.S. Attorney’s Office had a draft statement announcing Jeffrey Epstein’s “suicide” dated August 9, 2019. He didn’t die until August 10. Totally normal. Nothing to see here.
www.thedailybeast.com//epstein-fil...
www.thedailybeast.com//epstein-fil...
February 8, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Jfc
Me irl
February 8, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Me irl
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build relationships with:
• drug dealers
• aspiring ecoterrorists
• strippers
• biohacker gremlins
• yaoi artists
• ppl w/ arson charges
• 30-50 feral hogs
• sluts
• vampires
• thick werewolves
• ppl on 5 different stimulants
• tranarchists
• dudes who self-suck
• heretics
• big titty goth gfs
• drug dealers
• aspiring ecoterrorists
• strippers
• biohacker gremlins
• yaoi artists
• ppl w/ arson charges
• 30-50 feral hogs
• sluts
• vampires
• thick werewolves
• ppl on 5 different stimulants
• tranarchists
• dudes who self-suck
• heretics
• big titty goth gfs
January 28, 2026 at 11:21 PM
build relationships with:
• drug dealers
• aspiring ecoterrorists
• strippers
• biohacker gremlins
• yaoi artists
• ppl w/ arson charges
• 30-50 feral hogs
• sluts
• vampires
• thick werewolves
• ppl on 5 different stimulants
• tranarchists
• dudes who self-suck
• heretics
• big titty goth gfs
• drug dealers
• aspiring ecoterrorists
• strippers
• biohacker gremlins
• yaoi artists
• ppl w/ arson charges
• 30-50 feral hogs
• sluts
• vampires
• thick werewolves
• ppl on 5 different stimulants
• tranarchists
• dudes who self-suck
• heretics
• big titty goth gfs
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My Patreon money came through, so I could put a little more into this GoFundMe for a family to honor and lay to rest a loved one. It's at 66%, and if you can help get the need filled, it would mean a lot to me. (Yeah, my grief makes their grief catch my attention.)
www.gofundme.com/f/honoring-h...
www.gofundme.com/f/honoring-h...
Donate to Honoring Harold Lightfeather (Benny Boy), organized by Joey Lee Goodman
My name is Joey Goodman, and I am reaching out for help to honor my big brot… Joey Lee Goodman needs your support for Honoring Harold Lightfeather (Benny Boy)
www.gofundme.com
February 7, 2026 at 8:57 AM
My Patreon money came through, so I could put a little more into this GoFundMe for a family to honor and lay to rest a loved one. It's at 66%, and if you can help get the need filled, it would mean a lot to me. (Yeah, my grief makes their grief catch my attention.)
www.gofundme.com/f/honoring-h...
www.gofundme.com/f/honoring-h...
This person is clearly unwell, hence covering their name, but also, what a banger of a post
February 6, 2026 at 11:03 PM
This person is clearly unwell, hence covering their name, but also, what a banger of a post