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fortunately i rescheduled my colonoscopy when i saw it was happening the day before thanksgiving. which is only slightly better than the day after.
November 15, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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June 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
remember bruce dackler 🫡
June 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
burpito
April 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
happy thatcher deathiversary 🎉
April 8, 2025 at 12:31 PM
i know tesla stock keeps falling but i’m sorry to say elon does not care. he’s all in on starlink shit now. that’s it. tesla is small potatoes. he cares abt his kids more than he cares abt tesla. yknow?
March 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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old Soviet joke for our times:

Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.

Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”

Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”

Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
it’s so funny reading all the right wing influencers bitching abt bondi and the files being released because it’s just SO obviously sour grapes. they’re pissed they didn’t get them first.
February 28, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Bounce over to Youtube in a private browser so it doesn't take your algorithim into account, and you'll find it being described as Trump's "Victory Anthem."

I see one cut of it under "Deplorables Unite" with 65k views.

Because they don't see it as a hypocrisy.

What they see is:
They are under the impression that the fatcat royals who don't care for the plight of the common man, and who will soon be facing justice, are in fact the people begging them to be slightly less racist.

To them, the [insert hated group here] are unjustly in charge, and they're going to rise up.
February 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
our government is run by people who had a good time in middle school. “middle school was a great time in my life!” they say.
February 27, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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February 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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🚽👍✨
February 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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And for anyone wondering about what it would feel like if an asteroid roughly the size of the 2024 YR4 hit you head on - here, in full, is that cheery prognosis I mention in the piece from Kim Aaron, chief engineer for architecture and formulation at NASA's Jet Propulsion lab.
February 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
it is MUCH easier to let other people die then be inconvenienced and lose money.
February 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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REVEALED: we identified the operator of an overtly racist X account, "GlomarResponder," as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.
ICE Prosecutor in Dallas Runs White Supremacist X Account
The Observer has identified the operator of “GlomarResponder,” an overtly racist social media account, as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.
www.texasobserver.org
February 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
if mr beast has so much money how come he hasn’t bought himself an upper lip yet
February 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
they’re just… so stupid. so incompetent and incredibly stupid.
February 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Termination notices going out this afternoon to more than 300 employees of the National Cancer Institute. Access likely ends today. Four weeks paid leave and that’s it.

Strong power move for Team Cancer.
February 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
reporters should start booing these people at press conferences. fucking boo them.
February 14, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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In addition to being brave and the right thing to do, Sassoon’s letter points out that the Emperor has no clothes — it demolishes the utterly fatuous, transparently corrupt excuses for dismissing the Adams case.
READ Danielle Sassoon's letter to AG Pam Bondi, via @nytimes.com:

"Rather than be rewarded, Adams's advocacy should be called out for what it is: an improper offer of immigration enforcement assistance in exchange for a dismissal of his case." static01.nyt.com/newsgraphics...
February 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
apparently jamie dimon is one of those old farts who hasn’t figured out WFH/Hybrid work is better all around for business. he’s a Butts In Seats guy. attendance is better than performance, thinks jamie dimon.
February 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
we went from touching grass to touching stoves? am i getting this right?
February 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
musk can’t sell cyber trucks the regular way so he’s going to make the us govt buy 400 mil worth of them instead.
February 13, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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The Log Lady sips her coffee. Big Ed flirts with Norma. Audrey is trying to put on some spacy instrumental number but I've already punched in 8 quarters' worth of Bruce Hornsby. Bobby Briggs is pissed
The jukebox at the Double R Diner has some wild shit
February 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM