Jeff Strand
@jeffstrand.bsky.social
Bram Stoker Award-winning author of gobs of books, mostly horror/comedy. WGA screenwriter. Bridgett Nelson’s scorching hot boyfriend. https://linktr.ee/jeffstrandauthor
No, Microsoft Word, “jumbuck” is most certainly not what I meant.
November 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
No, Microsoft Word, “jumbuck” is most certainly not what I meant.
Times are tough. Chaos has resorted to OnlyFans.
November 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Times are tough. Chaos has resorted to OnlyFans.
Bridgett Nelson's newest--and best!--book comes out December 9th! But you can be an early adopter of this splatterpunk revenge thriller by pre-ordering the Kindle edition! www.amazon.com/dp/B0G2TMLQLV
November 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Bridgett Nelson's newest--and best!--book comes out December 9th! But you can be an early adopter of this splatterpunk revenge thriller by pre-ordering the Kindle edition! www.amazon.com/dp/B0G2TMLQLV
I hear ya, Chaos.
November 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I hear ya, Chaos.
Fun Fact: An innocent man would investigate everybody.
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Fun Fact: An innocent man would investigate everybody.
In a world where AI-generated scams are sending me extremely detailed descriptions of my books, how is anybody still doing this shit?
November 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
In a world where AI-generated scams are sending me extremely detailed descriptions of my books, how is anybody still doing this shit?
NARRATOR: It was not a reasonable price.
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
NARRATOR: It was not a reasonable price.
Woo-hoo! I can go back to not having to think about this vile hag!
November 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Woo-hoo! I can go back to not having to think about this vile hag!
The lobster truck is in town!!!
November 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The lobster truck is in town!!!
Coming soon to my Patreon. Cover by @ruthannaevans.bsky.social.
November 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Coming soon to my Patreon. Cover by @ruthannaevans.bsky.social.
Dear God...now nobody will be safe from flung subs!
November 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Dear God...now nobody will be safe from flung subs!
Halloween doesn't have to end! IT WATCHES IN THE DARK is $1.99 all month, wherever you buy e-books!
November 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Halloween doesn't have to end! IT WATCHES IN THE DARK is $1.99 all month, wherever you buy e-books!
Sale ends on Halloween! Get EMBRACING THE PROFANE for 99 cents! That's less than half a cent per "WTF, Bridgett???" moment. www.amazon.com/Embracing-Pr...
October 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Sale ends on Halloween! Get EMBRACING THE PROFANE for 99 cents! That's less than half a cent per "WTF, Bridgett???" moment. www.amazon.com/Embracing-Pr...
It's Bridgett Nelson's most effed up collection yet! Now only 99 cents between now and Halloween! www.amazon.com/Embracing-Pr...
October 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
It's Bridgett Nelson's most effed up collection yet! Now only 99 cents between now and Halloween! www.amazon.com/Embracing-Pr...
The gourmet hardcover collector's edition of YOUR BODY WILL NEVER BE FOUND is now available for pre-order from Thunderstorm Books! thunderstormbooks.com/thunderstorm...
October 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The gourmet hardcover collector's edition of YOUR BODY WILL NEVER BE FOUND is now available for pre-order from Thunderstorm Books! thunderstormbooks.com/thunderstorm...
Last black licorice ice cream of the season!
October 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Last black licorice ice cream of the season!
I wasn’t invited into this anthology, presumably because they know I could never top my redneck story “The Moonshining” from Y’ALL AIN’T RIGHT.
October 17, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I wasn’t invited into this anthology, presumably because they know I could never top my redneck story “The Moonshining” from Y’ALL AIN’T RIGHT.
Be careful swimming in Bone Lake, or you might get poked!
October 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Be careful swimming in Bone Lake, or you might get poked!
My first time bowling in a very, very long time. I did okay my first game, then proceeded to suck more with each new game.
October 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
My first time bowling in a very, very long time. I did okay my first game, then proceeded to suck more with each new game.
I’m seeing GOOD BOY instead…but what a world!!!
October 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I’m seeing GOOD BOY instead…but what a world!!!
