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Jeff Strand

@jeffstrand.bsky.social

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Bram Stoker Award-winning author of gobs of books, mostly horror/comedy. WGA screenwriter. Bridgett Nelson’s scorching hot boyfriend. https://linktr.ee/jeffstrandauthor

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 20h

I loved it!

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 1d

Be careful swimming in Bone Lake, or you might get poked!

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 2d

My first time bowling in a very, very long time. I did okay my first game, then proceeded to suck more with each new game.

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 3d

I’m seeing GOOD BOY instead…but what a world!!!

Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 3d

Good doggie!!!

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 4d

My new buddy.

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 4d

It’s behind me, isn’t it?

Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 5d

AUTHOR: In my new novel, this dude who changed the Department of Defense to the Department of War is pissy that he didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize!

EDITOR: Get the hell out of here until you learn how to write plausible fiction.

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 6d

Bridgett Nelson’s new tattoo. We’ve entered the “No Returns” phase of our relationship.

Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 6d

My new arm!

Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 6d

Oh, crap, what’s this…?

Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 7d

Visiting my publisher! Unless they call security.

Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 9d

Bridgett Nelson suggested that it may be time for a new wallet.

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 9d

I only dine at the classiest joints!

Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 10d

I’ve considered it, yeah.

Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 10d

He’s not for sale. The shipping cost would be way too high.

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 11d

I think the original TRON was my first experience with a movie that looked amazing from the trailer but was, in fact, really boring.

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 11d

Look, a lot of horror authors are going to try to get you to read their books this Halloween season, but they don't care about you the way I do. Listen to your heart, and make it a Strand-o-Ween! 🎃

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 12d

Somebody has to say it: I just don't think Trump is going to get around to the whole "pivot to presidential behavior" thing.

Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 13d

That glorious feeling when edits for your book are accompanied by the message, "You have issues, my friend."

Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 13d

Mildly concerned that now there isn't anybody to control Jane Goodall's chimpanzee army.

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 14d

TEACHER: Because Congress was unable to work out a deal, hundreds of thousands of federal workers won't get paid.

STUDENT: That includes members of Congress, right?

TEACHER: LOL you dumbass kid.

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 14d

If I ever write a book called PRAY FOR DAWN, I’ll keep this offer in mind.

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 15d

"In my military, there will be no fat troops, men in dresses, or competent leadership!" -- Pete Hegseth

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