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Jeffrey Paternostro
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Absolutely wild that Gilbert Gomez is a major league coach now. Not because he doesn’t deserve it, he will be a manager in like five years, but because I covered him as a prospect (I do not like this)
November 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Some shallow systems are fun to dig around in. The Padres are not one of those systems. www.baseballprospectus.com/prospects/ar...
2026 Prospects: San Diego Padres Top Prospects | Baseball Prospectus
There will be no suspense this year as to which team ranks lowest in our prospect evaluations.
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November 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Kilby lineup isn’t as deep this year but I’m guessing it’s my best shot to see Lucy Dacus and Last Dinner Party for a bit so off we go.
November 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
If I could only have one completely impractical daily driver, it would probably be this.
November 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I feel like I’ve missed a collective psychosis acting like Josh Naylor is a star instead of a bang average first baseman who had a good two months.
November 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Threw on Bruins/Hurricanes and the pregame had a shot of them in the Whalers unis and I’m just gonna be mad the rest of the night now.
November 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Honestly don’t love how often I’m writing MLB ETAs of 2030 now.
November 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
“That’s right I’ve got three top-15 prospects. Please don’t ask me anything else about my system.” www.baseballprospectus.com/prospects/ar...
2026 Prospects: Pittsburgh Pirates Top Prospects | Baseball Prospectus
Depth is overrated. At least, the Pirates hope.
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November 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
No idea how a child from a long line of neurodivergent extreme introverts is such a social gadfly that she ends up with goodie bags from birthday parties for kids she doesn’t even know.
November 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
POV: Your eardrums are about to have a very fun and very rough Friday night.
November 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
It would be weird to say my favorite album of the year is a re-recording of a decade old LP, but boy the new/old Khruangbin is great.
November 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
The Rockies keep drafting the same college pitchers and college outfielders. Is it working? Well, they are the Rockies. www.baseballprospectus.com/prospects/ar...
2026 Prospects: Colorado Rockies Top Prospects | Baseball Prospectus
This is the Colorado Rockies. Which is a sort of koan.
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November 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Jordan Clarkson has taken only five shots in eleven minutes, what a world.
November 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Reposted by Jeffrey Paternostro
I wrote about a system so thin I started making Dr. Seuss jokes instead of trying to ordinally rank the 5th round sixth year college senior closer against the 4th round up and down bench outfielder in the teens www.baseballprospectus.com/prospects/ar...
2026 Prospects: Philadelphia Phillies Top Prospects | Baseball Prospectus
Top-heavy is a common descriptor for farm systems, but it's truer here than in most places.
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November 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I probably should have watched more hockey over the last 30 years but I guess I had to be emotionally ready.
November 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Dudes (and dudettes) rock
Got back to my hotel. Group got on elevator same time. Man (probably mid 40’s) sees a drink on the floor of elevator. Says it looks “brand new. Ice isn’t even melted.”
Him and his girl both start drinking it. “It’s great. Rum and Coke!”
THE FLOOR DRINK!
THE DRINK FOUND ON THE FLOOR OF AN ELEVATOR!
November 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I’m done with the fun systems for a bit, now writing things like “This is the most Rockies Day 2 college arm/Role 4 that won’t actually get there ever.” And folks I’ve seen a lot of them.
November 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Every year I say I am gonna spend less time mucking around with the order of guys outside of the top ten and then I never do. Doesn’t help when you have a glut of good but samey prospects like the Brewers. www.baseballprospectus.com/prospects/ar...
2026 Prospects: Milwaukee Brewers Top Prospects | Baseball Prospectus
Three WARP is hidden in unexpected places, at least for this organization.
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November 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM
What a day to put your phone down for an hour
November 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Prospect writing is constantly reminding you of your own incessant aging but also I feel like I was just taking Matt Carasiti notes for the Yard Goats.
November 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
One of the things I get from the list work is learning what’s playing on the soundtrack of minor league parks this year. A lot of uh heavily edited Kendrick so far.
November 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Well, we had a good run folks.
November 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM