Jeff Kelley
@jeffkelley.bsky.social
Engineering manager @ Apple, Michigan alum and California transplant. He/him. Father of two. Enjoyer of puns and Diet Coke.
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Lions had a real “turn down the difficulty and restart the game” game tonight!
September 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Lions had a real “turn down the difficulty and restart the game” game tonight!
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Nice to see the 1997 National Champions win today
September 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Nice to see the 1997 National Champions win today
Just please don’t send an onside kick towards Semaj Morgan
September 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Just please don’t send an onside kick towards Semaj Morgan
Bryce Underwood running toward the end zone
lightning mcqueen from cars is flying through the air in front of a crowd
Alt: lightning mcqueen from cars is flying through the air in front of a crowd
media.tenor.com
September 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Bryce Underwood running toward the end zone
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See this is why I’m not a football coach
Maybe try letting the $10M quarterback throw on downs other than third and long
September 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
See this is why I’m not a football coach
Maybe try letting the $10M quarterback throw on downs other than third and long
September 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Maybe try letting the $10M quarterback throw on downs other than third and long
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Oh wow. Lions safety Maurice Norris was just carted off in an ambulance and the players are letting the clock run out to zero, they don’t want to keep playing
August 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Oh wow. Lions safety Maurice Norris was just carted off in an ambulance and the players are letting the clock run out to zero, they don’t want to keep playing
“I want you to back that container ship right up to my tiny house garage…”
Norway's Evergreen moment: huge container ship runs aground near tiny house; is very stuck
May 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
“I want you to back that container ship right up to my tiny house garage…”
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Wow: after 15 years, YouTube has taken down the original 'Rick Roll' video due to a "licensing issue," likely due to the acquisition of Astley's record lable.
The metadata remains, but if you click through it goes to 'video not found':
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4...
The metadata remains, but if you click through it goes to 'video not found':
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4...
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Rick Astley
www.youtube.com
May 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Wow: after 15 years, YouTube has taken down the original 'Rick Roll' video due to a "licensing issue," likely due to the acquisition of Astley's record lable.
The metadata remains, but if you click through it goes to 'video not found':
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4...
The metadata remains, but if you click through it goes to 'video not found':
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4...
Did my annual donation to @newap-georgia.bsky.social for the EDSBS Charity Bowl. Since my donation is for #Michigan, I had to make it $130.84—the cumulative score of the Michigan/Ohio State football game during our current win streak. Let’s make it $200 next year!
April 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Did my annual donation to @newap-georgia.bsky.social for the EDSBS Charity Bowl. Since my donation is for #Michigan, I had to make it $130.84—the cumulative score of the Michigan/Ohio State football game during our current win streak. Let’s make it $200 next year!
It’s great to be a Michigan Wolverine
Ooops! Watch as Vice President JD Vance appears to drop the National Championship trophy following the celebration at the White House with OSU. Watch the full celebration here: youtube.com/watch?v=VJuT...
April 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
It’s great to be a Michigan Wolverine
On my way to work this morning I saw a Cybertruck cut off a VA bus and if that isn't a perfect metaphor…
February 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
On my way to work this morning I saw a Cybertruck cut off a VA bus and if that isn't a perfect metaphor…
The older I get, the more I understand the concept of Odinsleep.
February 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The older I get, the more I understand the concept of Odinsleep.
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Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
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Yeah. "Stand up," guys.
February 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Yeah. "Stand up," guys.
It's so cute when drivers in the Bay Area try to be aggressive. "Aggressive" out here is "polite" in Michigan. I am unfazed by you attempting to not let me in.
February 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
It's so cute when drivers in the Bay Area try to be aggressive. "Aggressive" out here is "polite" in Michigan. I am unfazed by you attempting to not let me in.
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Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
January 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
My post-workout meal, according to @foodnoms.com, is almost the perfect balance of macros. Have I discovered the ideal performance diet?
January 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
My post-workout meal, according to @foodnoms.com, is almost the perfect balance of macros. Have I discovered the ideal performance diet?
Credit where credit’s due, Ohio State had a great Gatorade dump here.
But they still lost to Michigan at home!
But they still lost to Michigan at home!
January 21, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Credit where credit’s due, Ohio State had a great Gatorade dump here.
But they still lost to Michigan at home!
But they still lost to Michigan at home!
I refuse to watch the inauguration so instead I did a long workout on the Peloton. I threw in some strength work because you never know when you're going to need to punch a Nazi.
January 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I refuse to watch the inauguration so instead I did a long workout on the Peloton. I threw in some strength work because you never know when you're going to need to punch a Nazi.