David Cook
@davidycook1.bsky.social
Not a cheeseburger. Clarinet professor, college football enthusiast and nocturnal consumer of pork products.
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screw cyber monday, I'm here for Kyber Monday
December 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
screw cyber monday, I'm here for Kyber Monday
@forcier4heisman.bsky.social my 4yo son was just absentmindedly singing “take me home, country roads” while playing with his buzz lightyear toy
December 1, 2025 at 1:18 AM
@forcier4heisman.bsky.social my 4yo son was just absentmindedly singing “take me home, country roads” while playing with his buzz lightyear toy
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2025 post-season: New coaching hire
November 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
2025 post-season: New coaching hire
Lane
Spurned the
University of Florida
Spurned the
University of Florida
November 30, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Lane
Spurned the
University of Florida
Spurned the
University of Florida
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So Manny Diaz makes the ACC title game before Miami does, you say?
November 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
So Manny Diaz makes the ACC title game before Miami does, you say?
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And it looks like Sparty will (officially) win Jonathan A. Smith's first ever Big Ten conference game.
November 30, 2025 at 3:38 AM
And it looks like Sparty will (officially) win Jonathan A. Smith's first ever Big Ten conference game.
considering running for the editorial board of my professional journal, which may be a sign that i am sick in the head
November 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
considering running for the editorial board of my professional journal, which may be a sign that i am sick in the head
Fell to a
Shitty
UF team
Shitty
UF team
November 30, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Fell to a
Shitty
UF team
Shitty
UF team
M00N still gives me nightmares for this reason
Badgers snap hits the guy in motion, Minnesota recovers. Snow football, baby
November 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
M00N still gives me nightmares for this reason
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Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:
Just don’t have the horses this year
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Just don’t have the horses this year
Saving all the good plays for Q4, I see
November 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Saving all the good plays for Q4, I see
the jb in jb brown had better stand for
Just
Be looking for a new job
Just
Be looking for a new job
November 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
the jb in jb brown had better stand for
Just
Be looking for a new job
Just
Be looking for a new job
Ryan day punted on 4th and short in plus territory. There’s a chance
November 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Ryan day punted on 4th and short in plus territory. There’s a chance
TUNNEL CONTROVERSY
November 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
TUNNEL CONTROVERSY
Oh man Ryan day finally hit 100
November 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Oh man Ryan day finally hit 100
It is the year 2973. Wink is still playing the 2025 recruiting class in high leverage moments.
November 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
It is the year 2973. Wink is still playing the 2025 recruiting class in high leverage moments.
Why is Caleb Anderson out there
November 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Why is Caleb Anderson out there
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couple false starts from the official trying to get the flag out there...
November 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
couple false starts from the official trying to get the flag out there...
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first quarter summary for Ohio State: Once Again, I Have Been Lured Into A Headbutting Contest By The Guy Who Headbutts
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
first quarter summary for Ohio State: Once Again, I Have Been Lured Into A Headbutting Contest By The Guy Who Headbutts
On pace for Michigan 24, ohio state 12, a score that I’m sure has never held historical significance in this rivalry
November 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
On pace for Michigan 24, ohio state 12, a score that I’m sure has never held historical significance in this rivalry
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LARGEST DEFICIT THIS SEASON
November 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
LARGEST DEFICIT THIS SEASON
You don’t want too big of a lead too early. We all remember 2017
November 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
You don’t want too big of a lead too early. We all remember 2017