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We should stop giving discounts at stores to cops and instead give that discount to sluts. Sucked a dick recently? Here's a 2 for 1 coupon to Chili's.
people need to stop slandering the noble art of sucking dick
January 22, 2026 at 7:58 PM
We should stop giving discounts at stores to cops and instead give that discount to sluts. Sucked a dick recently? Here's a 2 for 1 coupon to Chili's.
Last time I saw eggs explode like that it was when ya boy was talkin up the ladies at da club
January 22, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Last time I saw eggs explode like that it was when ya boy was talkin up the ladies at da club
Does tomorrow’s ice out of Minnesota general strike cover shitposting?
January 22, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Does tomorrow’s ice out of Minnesota general strike cover shitposting?
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the woke mob is giving He-man pronouns
January 22, 2026 at 6:47 PM
the woke mob is giving He-man pronouns
It’s going to be as cold as -50 tonight. There will be exploding trees. If you haven’t heard it before it can be haunting. But I’m sure you’ll be fine.
January 22, 2026 at 7:01 PM
It’s going to be as cold as -50 tonight. There will be exploding trees. If you haven’t heard it before it can be haunting. But I’m sure you’ll be fine.
On my way to your mom’s vortex
January 22, 2026 at 6:36 PM
On my way to your mom’s vortex
that hand has a spider innit
January 22, 2026 at 5:47 PM
that hand has a spider innit
If I’m sitting anywhere near that hand I’m waiting for a big ass spider to crawl out of it.
January 22, 2026 at 5:42 PM
If I’m sitting anywhere near that hand I’m waiting for a big ass spider to crawl out of it.
Do my workout, patrol for ICE, go to Hy Vee. It’s only been 2 weeks but that’s just the regular morning routine now.
January 22, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Do my workout, patrol for ICE, go to Hy Vee. It’s only been 2 weeks but that’s just the regular morning routine now.
Oh and the wicked got shut out? This will be a day of incredible posts.
January 22, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Oh and the wicked got shut out? This will be a day of incredible posts.
The mind of a gardener never leaves the soil.
Not to be a pessimist, but this method of therapy would be useless in Minneapolis, in January
January 22, 2026 at 2:32 PM
The mind of a gardener never leaves the soil.
Sinners got 16 Oscar noms. The Academy is woke.
January 22, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Sinners got 16 Oscar noms. The Academy is woke.
All underwear are used. They have people trying on every pair before they’re sent out of the factory.
Ok maybe Minnesotans aren’t everything because my locker neighbor just found a pair of used underwear in her locker at work
January 22, 2026 at 1:08 PM
All underwear are used. They have people trying on every pair before they’re sent out of the factory.
I used to go online to look at boobs and talk shit.
January 21, 2026 at 10:03 PM
I used to go online to look at boobs and talk shit.
He 1) doesn’t know how to open it, 2) throws it into the wind, 3) is a tiny maggot
WATCH: Bovino uses green chemical gas on Minnesotans because he got his tiny feelings hurt
(H/T @mnicewatch)
(H/T @mnicewatch)
January 21, 2026 at 10:02 PM
He 1) doesn’t know how to open it, 2) throws it into the wind, 3) is a tiny maggot
Every judge who says this is ok needs to stand trial right next to them and face the same punishment.
An observer arrested in Suth Minneapolis. Photo by Richard Tsong-Taatarii/The Minnesota Star Tribune
January 21, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Every judge who says this is ok needs to stand trial right next to them and face the same punishment.
Can I say something without everyone getting mad
kelty comic this week about to make the onion store a zillion dollars
January 21, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Can I say something without everyone getting mad
Mother fuckers worship Mr Bean for 30 years and want to lecture us? Clean your own house first, bruv.
January 21, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Mother fuckers worship Mr Bean for 30 years and want to lecture us? Clean your own house first, bruv.
Picked up the estrogen for @dmbmeg.bsky.social cus she’s a bad baby. Night sweat hive rise up!
January 21, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Picked up the estrogen for @dmbmeg.bsky.social cus she’s a bad baby. Night sweat hive rise up!
Media is already making excuses for Saleh and he hasn’t even started. I also like how this is positioned as though Saleh was drafted to this franchise and has no choice. Incredible content.
As Robert Saleh works through his offensive coordinator search, this may not be an easy hire.
Mike McDaniel, Brian Daboll and Arthur Smith are all expected to have multiple opportunities this cycle, potentially shrinking the pool early.
Mike McDaniel, Brian Daboll and Arthur Smith are all expected to have multiple opportunities this cycle, potentially shrinking the pool early.
January 20, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Media is already making excuses for Saleh and he hasn’t even started. I also like how this is positioned as though Saleh was drafted to this franchise and has no choice. Incredible content.
I’m out patrolling for ICE again because someone has to do it. Although it’s a little disappointing I haven’t gotten to humiliate Nazis for awhile it is good that on my last 10 patrols I haven’t seen any action.
January 20, 2026 at 5:10 PM
I’m out patrolling for ICE again because someone has to do it. Although it’s a little disappointing I haven’t gotten to humiliate Nazis for awhile it is good that on my last 10 patrols I haven’t seen any action.
A simple boutique anesthesia account.
Why the hell you using etomidate and sevo with an EF 50% at a same day surgery center smdh
January 20, 2026 at 4:11 PM
A simple boutique anesthesia account.
If you weren’t being so completely intellectually dishonest I would point out why this is dumb but you already know that.
The pivot from "Mamdani is a political genius for focusing his message almost entirely on affordability" to "Schumer is a political moron for focusing his message almost entirely on affordability" is odd.
January 20, 2026 at 2:48 PM
If you weren’t being so completely intellectually dishonest I would point out why this is dumb but you already know that.
Can I say something without everyone getting mad
January 20, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Can I say something without everyone getting mad
At least it’s going to be warmer here the next 2 days.
January 20, 2026 at 1:49 PM
At least it’s going to be warmer here the next 2 days.