Jeffrey Yosephus Dorchen
@jdorchen.bsky.social
essayist, fiction writer, other kind of writer, food preparer and eater, illustration guy, sickened unto death by the folly of humanity, nevertheless astonished by the cosmic myriad
Pinned
I mean no disrespect, but I just heard with my admittedly faulty ears that Jesus died for arson.
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NEW: The Trump-Vance White House has falsely accused an ally of Pope Leo — Sr. Norma Pimentel — of illegal activity tied to migrant aid, and cut off all federal funding to Catholic Charities in Texas.
Church leaders say it’s a targeted, political reprisal against Pope Leo and the Catholic Church.
Church leaders say it’s a targeted, political reprisal against Pope Leo and the Catholic Church.
Trump-Vance White House Targets Beloved Nun in Texas, Retaliates Against Catholic Charities
Catholic Charities of the Rio Grande Valley — praised by Pope Leo as an “agent of hope” — now faces a six-year federal funding ban. Church leaders say it’s a vendetta by the Trump-Vance White House.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
December 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
NEW: The Trump-Vance White House has falsely accused an ally of Pope Leo — Sr. Norma Pimentel — of illegal activity tied to migrant aid, and cut off all federal funding to Catholic Charities in Texas.
Church leaders say it’s a targeted, political reprisal against Pope Leo and the Catholic Church.
Church leaders say it’s a targeted, political reprisal against Pope Leo and the Catholic Church.
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NEW! The Shakedown: How Trump's DOJ pressured lawyers to 'find' evidence that UCLA had illegally tolerated antisemitism. by me and @KatherineMangan w/ @chronicle.com
www.propublica.org/article/ucla...
www.propublica.org/article/ucla...
Trump’s DOJ Pressured Lawyers to “Find” Evidence that UCLA Had Illegally Tolerated Antisemitism
An investigation by ProPublica and The Chronicle of Higher Education reveals how the U.S. government ignored due process to gin up its attack on the University of California.
www.propublica.org
December 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
NEW! The Shakedown: How Trump's DOJ pressured lawyers to 'find' evidence that UCLA had illegally tolerated antisemitism. by me and @KatherineMangan w/ @chronicle.com
www.propublica.org/article/ucla...
www.propublica.org/article/ucla...
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President Trump has been racing to rack up peace deals — but keeping them intact is proving far more difficult. n.pr/4qawvLv
Trump touts his peace deals - but many are already unraveling
President Trump has been racing to rack up peace deals — but keeping them intact is proving far more difficult.
n.pr
December 13, 2025 at 4:52 AM
President Trump has been racing to rack up peace deals — but keeping them intact is proving far more difficult. n.pr/4qawvLv
Think about it! Nazis. Not sure if they should let people who hate Jews into their Nazi club. It’s tearing them apart! LMFAO
Does anyone else find it hilariously, sickeningly weird that the "normalized" rightwing fascist Nazi and Nazi-adjacent portion of society is split over whether to let antisemites into their Nazi club?
December 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Think about it! Nazis. Not sure if they should let people who hate Jews into their Nazi club. It’s tearing them apart! LMFAO
Does anyone else find it hilariously, sickeningly weird that the "normalized" rightwing fascist Nazi and Nazi-adjacent portion of society is split over whether to let antisemites into their Nazi club?
December 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Does anyone else find it hilariously, sickeningly weird that the "normalized" rightwing fascist Nazi and Nazi-adjacent portion of society is split over whether to let antisemites into their Nazi club?
jesus fuckin christ
Can we start preaching select violence yet? Or do have to wait for Robespierre to be reincarnated?
Can we start preaching select violence yet? Or do have to wait for Robespierre to be reincarnated?
Torture toys used on children. Little girls. A child's chalkboard in the background is disgusting.
December 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
jesus fuckin christ
Can we start preaching select violence yet? Or do have to wait for Robespierre to be reincarnated?
Can we start preaching select violence yet? Or do have to wait for Robespierre to be reincarnated?
Hey, read this. Get a little enjoyment and education in your life for once.
A new This is Hell! holiday tradition I'm inaugurating: this piece from the vault, about Stone Age intoxication.
The Durian Witches
Who were the magicians who proved durians were food?
open.substack.com
December 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Hey, read this. Get a little enjoyment and education in your life for once.
There's a wedge that needs to go between the eyes
So these nincompoops are claiming Antifa is the #1 threat in the world. Benny Thompson takes it to them.
#Voices4Victory
#USDemocracy
#Voices4Victory
#USDemocracy
December 12, 2025 at 1:33 AM
There's a wedge that needs to go between the eyes
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A new This is Hell! holiday tradition I'm inaugurating: this piece from the vault, about Stone Age intoxication.
The Durian Witches
Who were the magicians who proved durians were food?
open.substack.com
December 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
A new This is Hell! holiday tradition I'm inaugurating: this piece from the vault, about Stone Age intoxication.
A new This is Hell! holiday tradition I'm inaugurating: this piece from the vault, about Stone Age intoxication.
The Durian Witches
Who were the magicians who proved durians were food?
open.substack.com
December 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
A new This is Hell! holiday tradition I'm inaugurating: this piece from the vault, about Stone Age intoxication.
A new This is Hell! holiday tradition I'm inaugurating: this piece from the vault, about Stone Age intoxication.
The Durian Witches
Who were the magicians who proved durians were food?
open.substack.com
December 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
A new This is Hell! holiday tradition I'm inaugurating: this piece from the vault, about Stone Age intoxication.
I don't get it. This is supposed to be democracy and a majority of us want to slap and punch and stomp these abominations every time they open their mouths so why isn't DC buried under tons of pulpy meat?
December 11, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I don't get it. This is supposed to be democracy and a majority of us want to slap and punch and stomp these abominations every time they open their mouths so why isn't DC buried under tons of pulpy meat?
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must suck for a white supremacist swine when white people from extremely white countries don’t want to be come to the shithole he’s making of his country because among other things they have democracy with sane leaders and health care
TRUMP: “I said why is it we only take people from shithole countries? Why can't we have some people from Norway, Sweden, Denmark… But we always take people from Somalia— places that are filthy, dirty, disgusting.”
Such a mystery what he means when he says this stuff, isn’t it?
Such a mystery what he means when he says this stuff, isn’t it?
December 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
must suck for a white supremacist swine when white people from extremely white countries don’t want to be come to the shithole he’s making of his country because among other things they have democracy with sane leaders and health care
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The Fish Far Do Fare
The Fish Far Do Fare #automobile
YouTube video by Jeffrey Dorchen
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December 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The Fish Far Do Fare
Agree with Lonsdale or whatever. Let's publicly hang all billionaires and corporations who gave money to MAGA and have their dicks in MAGA Trump pies. We can discuss how to proceed with implementing universal equality and leisure socialism from there. This has been a Public Bloodthirst Announcement.
December 9, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Agree with Lonsdale or whatever. Let's publicly hang all billionaires and corporations who gave money to MAGA and have their dicks in MAGA Trump pies. We can discuss how to proceed with implementing universal equality and leisure socialism from there. This has been a Public Bloodthirst Announcement.
The Fish Far Do Fare
The Fish Far Do Fare #automobile
YouTube video by Jeffrey Dorchen
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December 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The Fish Far Do Fare
For Sinéad O’Connor’s birthday I’m restacking this article about her reggae album, Throw Down Your Arms, which I wrote to earn myself a copy of the book, Nothing Compares To You, what Sinéad O’Connor means to us, edited by Sonya Huber and Martha Bayne.
Ketch Vampire
the secret relationship between Sinéad O'Connor and reggae vampire slayers
open.substack.com
December 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
For Sinéad O’Connor’s birthday I’m restacking this article about her reggae album, Throw Down Your Arms, which I wrote to earn myself a copy of the book, Nothing Compares To You, what Sinéad O’Connor means to us, edited by Sonya Huber and Martha Bayne.
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OMG that Pantone shit was REAL? FUCK YOU PANTONE FUCK YOURSELF FUCKIN DIE btw this is "Dead Honky Liberal Dove"
December 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
OMG that Pantone shit was REAL? FUCK YOU PANTONE FUCK YOURSELF FUCKIN DIE btw this is "Dead Honky Liberal Dove"
OMG that Pantone shit was REAL? FUCK YOU PANTONE FUCK YOURSELF FUCKIN DIE btw this is "Dead Honky Liberal Dove"
December 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
OMG that Pantone shit was REAL? FUCK YOU PANTONE FUCK YOURSELF FUCKIN DIE btw this is "Dead Honky Liberal Dove"
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Since StopAntisemitism is now considering naming Ms Rachel "Antisemite of the Year," I thought it timely to repost this one. Meanwhile, the ceasefire is ... not.
[again] The Enshittification of the Phrase, “Anti-Israel Propaganda”
Since StopAntisemitism is now considering naming Ms Rachel "Antisemite of the Year," I thought it timely to repost this one. Meanwhile, the ceasefire is ... not.
open.substack.com
December 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Since StopAntisemitism is now considering naming Ms Rachel "Antisemite of the Year," I thought it timely to repost this one. Meanwhile, the ceasefire is ... not.
Since StopAntisemitism is now considering naming Ms Rachel "Antisemite of the Year," I thought it timely to repost this one. Meanwhile, the ceasefire is ... not.
[again] The Enshittification of the Phrase, “Anti-Israel Propaganda”
Since StopAntisemitism is now considering naming Ms Rachel "Antisemite of the Year," I thought it timely to repost this one. Meanwhile, the ceasefire is ... not.
open.substack.com
December 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Since StopAntisemitism is now considering naming Ms Rachel "Antisemite of the Year," I thought it timely to repost this one. Meanwhile, the ceasefire is ... not.
As long as he's freezing anyway let's send him off on an ice floe. If you can even find one anymore.
Now We Know News on Instagram: "Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell froze again during a press conference this afternoon in Kentucky. This is the fourth time that the senator has publicly frozen during p...
43K likes, 17K comments - nowweknownews on December 3, 2025: "Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell froze again during a press conference this afternoon in Kentucky. This is the fourth time that the senato...
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December 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
As long as he's freezing anyway let's send him off on an ice floe. If you can even find one anymore.
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What a stupid timeline we're in.
December 3, 2025 at 11:09 AM
What a stupid timeline we're in.
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Murder.
Watching @alivitali.bsky.social and I’m begging folks to stop yielding to the idea that there are potential war crimes when there is no war— Congress hasn’t authorized military action. The DoD is simply ordering the execution of civilians in peace time. Crime against humanity is more apt.
December 3, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Murder.