Jeffrey Yosephus Dorchen
@jdorchen.bsky.social
essayist, fiction writer, other kind of writer, food preparer and eater, illustration guy, sickened unto death by the folly of humanity, nevertheless astonished by the cosmic myriad
Does anyone else find it hilariously, sickeningly weird that the "normalized" rightwing fascist Nazi and Nazi-adjacent portion of society is split over whether to let antisemites into their Nazi club?
December 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Does anyone else find it hilariously, sickeningly weird that the "normalized" rightwing fascist Nazi and Nazi-adjacent portion of society is split over whether to let antisemites into their Nazi club?
I don't get it. This is supposed to be democracy and a majority of us want to slap and punch and stomp these abominations every time they open their mouths so why isn't DC buried under tons of pulpy meat?
December 11, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I don't get it. This is supposed to be democracy and a majority of us want to slap and punch and stomp these abominations every time they open their mouths so why isn't DC buried under tons of pulpy meat?
OMG that Pantone shit was REAL? FUCK YOU PANTONE FUCK YOURSELF FUCKIN DIE btw this is "Dead Honky Liberal Dove"
December 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
OMG that Pantone shit was REAL? FUCK YOU PANTONE FUCK YOURSELF FUCKIN DIE btw this is "Dead Honky Liberal Dove"
Here’s my officially non-hateful portrait of Pete Hegseth.
November 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Here’s my officially non-hateful portrait of Pete Hegseth.
Marjorie Taylor Rubble. We expect big things from this species of hominid
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Marjorie Taylor Rubble. We expect big things from this species of hominid
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian
Faith Is More About Not Jacking
Off Than Feeding The Poor’
--theONION
Faith Is More About Not Jacking
Off Than Feeding The Poor’
--theONION
November 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian
Faith Is More About Not Jacking
Off Than Feeding The Poor’
--theONION
Faith Is More About Not Jacking
Off Than Feeding The Poor’
--theONION
1/2
Two things are significant: That Cuomo didn't understand food availability is an issue in the city, and that fucking food availability is an issue to build a New York City mayoral campaign around. ...
Two things are significant: That Cuomo didn't understand food availability is an issue in the city, and that fucking food availability is an issue to build a New York City mayoral campaign around. ...
November 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
1/2
Two things are significant: That Cuomo didn't understand food availability is an issue in the city, and that fucking food availability is an issue to build a New York City mayoral campaign around. ...
Two things are significant: That Cuomo didn't understand food availability is an issue in the city, and that fucking food availability is an issue to build a New York City mayoral campaign around. ...
2/2 ... green finger and Thai red birdseye pepper slices, dried red chili, garlic confit and garlic oil, and ginger-garlic paste. Missing, ghee. Didn't have any.
Accompanying: mixed chopped pickle and tender mango pickle; yogurt
Accompanying: mixed chopped pickle and tender mango pickle; yogurt
October 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
2/2 ... green finger and Thai red birdseye pepper slices, dried red chili, garlic confit and garlic oil, and ginger-garlic paste. Missing, ghee. Didn't have any.
Accompanying: mixed chopped pickle and tender mango pickle; yogurt
Accompanying: mixed chopped pickle and tender mango pickle; yogurt
1/2 Upma, my way. With salad-tender lentils. A bit of toasted foxtail millet in with thefarina. Spice-wise, onion, coriander seed, black mustard seed, cumin seed, curry leaves (must have, imo)...
October 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
1/2 Upma, my way. With salad-tender lentils. A bit of toasted foxtail millet in with thefarina. Spice-wise, onion, coriander seed, black mustard seed, cumin seed, curry leaves (must have, imo)...
An economics koan
October 13, 2025 at 7:08 PM
An economics koan
Hey, Jeff, out of curiosity, as you are indeed an expert in the field, what do you make of this?
October 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Hey, Jeff, out of curiosity, as you are indeed an expert in the field, what do you make of this?
Donald Trump going full militarized fascist against the US people was all the items on my bingo card as soon as he won in 2016
October 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Donald Trump going full militarized fascist against the US people was all the items on my bingo card as soon as he won in 2016
This Wednesday, live on the This is Hell! show, I'll be going over a general principle for repairing the world the fascists are hellbent on destroying. See if you agree and tell me where to fix my erroneous zone.
October 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
This Wednesday, live on the This is Hell! show, I'll be going over a general principle for repairing the world the fascists are hellbent on destroying. See if you agree and tell me where to fix my erroneous zone.
I present A Full Dorchen. Could also be a Full Croatian or a Full Mexican: pork and beans, Brazilian/Jewish style, Guatemalan Longaniza, eggs poached in the bean sauce, roasted potatoes and cabbage a la Heffay.
October 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I present A Full Dorchen. Could also be a Full Croatian or a Full Mexican: pork and beans, Brazilian/Jewish style, Guatemalan Longaniza, eggs poached in the bean sauce, roasted potatoes and cabbage a la Heffay.
Finally, a cure for Black Sabbath's weak opening rhyme in "War Pigs"
"Generals gather in their masses
Hegseth calls them all fat asses"
"Generals gather in their masses
Hegseth calls them all fat asses"
October 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Finally, a cure for Black Sabbath's weak opening rhyme in "War Pigs"
"Generals gather in their masses
Hegseth calls them all fat asses"
"Generals gather in their masses
Hegseth calls them all fat asses"
I don't understand how we ended up with this administration. Were Mr. Magoo's corpse and three dozen sock puppets full of dog shit unavailable?
September 30, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I don't understand how we ended up with this administration. Were Mr. Magoo's corpse and three dozen sock puppets full of dog shit unavailable?
That "man van" is a woman.
September 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
That "man van" is a woman.
"A fetus Cinnabon causes the dreaded auk schism your majesty"
September 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
"A fetus Cinnabon causes the dreaded auk schism your majesty"
Don't get it twisted. CK's shooter was not an antifascit.
September 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Don't get it twisted. CK's shooter was not an antifascit.
Jeffrey Epstein, a rags-to-riches story (from his notorious birthday book)
These creeps knew exactly what was going on. Firing squad for all of them
These creeps knew exactly what was going on. Firing squad for all of them
September 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Jeffrey Epstein, a rags-to-riches story (from his notorious birthday book)
These creeps knew exactly what was going on. Firing squad for all of them
These creeps knew exactly what was going on. Firing squad for all of them
“I have just published a peer-reviewed study in a respectable journal proving prayer prevents fatalities during school shootings. Want to see it?”
August 31, 2025 at 10:01 PM
“I have just published a peer-reviewed study in a respectable journal proving prayer prevents fatalities during school shootings. Want to see it?”
Getting my apartment much tidier than this is simply beyond my powers, I'm sorry, society.
August 31, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Getting my apartment much tidier than this is simply beyond my powers, I'm sorry, society.