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It's messed up that my alma mater is putting up a statue of a basketball coach they fired over 25 years ago. Oh sure we don't have money to print the student paper or for foreign language programs but hey here's a donor who wants to fund a statue of the chair throwing jackass.
February 11, 2026 at 6:30 PM
It's messed up that my alma mater is putting up a statue of a basketball coach they fired over 25 years ago. Oh sure we don't have money to print the student paper or for foreign language programs but hey here's a donor who wants to fund a statue of the chair throwing jackass.
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if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there
February 11, 2026 at 3:58 PM
if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there
realizing I’m incapable of being upset with my cats. Dorothy has been doing terrorism with the water bowl and getting the entire kitchen wet this week and I’m still like “ope there’s my baby”
February 11, 2026 at 1:09 PM
realizing I’m incapable of being upset with my cats. Dorothy has been doing terrorism with the water bowl and getting the entire kitchen wet this week and I’m still like “ope there’s my baby”
I saw god in a barn once, he said he was demisexual
February 11, 2026 at 1:02 PM
I saw god in a barn once, he said he was demisexual
really excited for this final season of Red Sox baseball. really curious what they’ll do to cause this year’s mental breakdown that makes me reconsider ever life decision I’ve ever made.
February 7, 2026 at 9:40 PM
really excited for this final season of Red Sox baseball. really curious what they’ll do to cause this year’s mental breakdown that makes me reconsider ever life decision I’ve ever made.
One of the ways I know I’m more millennial than zoomer is that taxes are absolutely a “sit-at-computer” activity for me. You’re never seeing me file taxes on a god damn app
February 7, 2026 at 9:28 PM
One of the ways I know I’m more millennial than zoomer is that taxes are absolutely a “sit-at-computer” activity for me. You’re never seeing me file taxes on a god damn app
Friend said she described me to someone as a ginger because of my beard and for whatever reason it made fear course through my body. like I had never considered myself one and found it scary for a second?? Why is that? What societal damage has caused internalized ginger phobia within me
January 28, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Friend said she described me to someone as a ginger because of my beard and for whatever reason it made fear course through my body. like I had never considered myself one and found it scary for a second?? Why is that? What societal damage has caused internalized ginger phobia within me
Friend of mine rec’d FB dating, said algo was actually really good. I was hesitant because, you know, Facebook, but literally within the first day it’s absolutely clocked me. Served me an alt girl in PA who was wearing a shadow the hedgehog shirt first thing this morning. Well played zuck
December 18, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Friend of mine rec’d FB dating, said algo was actually really good. I was hesitant because, you know, Facebook, but literally within the first day it’s absolutely clocked me. Served me an alt girl in PA who was wearing a shadow the hedgehog shirt first thing this morning. Well played zuck
Reaching unprecedented levels of “uhhh fine”
September 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Reaching unprecedented levels of “uhhh fine”
Overheard my sup (who himself is a villain in this and uses AI too much) telling a coworker that her emails sound robotic and she has to stop using chatG*T for them: only dopamine hit for me this week so far
June 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Overheard my sup (who himself is a villain in this and uses AI too much) telling a coworker that her emails sound robotic and she has to stop using chatG*T for them: only dopamine hit for me this week so far
Nothing says community like someone leaving out Grizzly coupons for anyone to take in the work break area
May 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Nothing says community like someone leaving out Grizzly coupons for anyone to take in the work break area
Pushing through work with CASIOPEA blasting in my ears while on the high of a canned Diet Coke, I’m going to crash so hard later
May 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Pushing through work with CASIOPEA blasting in my ears while on the high of a canned Diet Coke, I’m going to crash so hard later
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*Weyes Blood singing and sounding like a anguished Greek god who just learned about their newest immortal curse*
Me: yeah I definitely see myself in this
Me: yeah I definitely see myself in this
April 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
*Weyes Blood singing and sounding like a anguished Greek god who just learned about their newest immortal curse*
Me: yeah I definitely see myself in this
Me: yeah I definitely see myself in this
our undeniable reliance on interstates makes any amount of highway construction/renovation that shifts/reduces lanes feel like an accidental sociological experiment on the people. IDOT’s latest boner for an additional lane on I65 is going to cause enough road rage this summer to fuel a village
April 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
our undeniable reliance on interstates makes any amount of highway construction/renovation that shifts/reduces lanes feel like an accidental sociological experiment on the people. IDOT’s latest boner for an additional lane on I65 is going to cause enough road rage this summer to fuel a village
Looking at old insta stories of me eating a sandwich inside a restaurant. Dying inside as well
April 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Looking at old insta stories of me eating a sandwich inside a restaurant. Dying inside as well
I know this isn’t a just world because I’m currently NOT otherworldly high and listening to “Belinda Says” by Alvvays on repeat
April 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I know this isn’t a just world because I’m currently NOT otherworldly high and listening to “Belinda Says” by Alvvays on repeat
Really enjoying the never-ending slog. Signing up for more of the slog. The slog has taken away my ability to feel anything. I’m in an inescapable pit of despair and afraid of change because of the slog. Making decisions about the slog. The slog has screwed me. I got a discount code for the slog.
April 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Really enjoying the never-ending slog. Signing up for more of the slog. The slog has taken away my ability to feel anything. I’m in an inescapable pit of despair and afraid of change because of the slog. Making decisions about the slog. The slog has screwed me. I got a discount code for the slog.
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society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room
March 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room
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nickelodeon slime associated pneumonia
December 26, 2024 at 10:14 PM
nickelodeon slime associated pneumonia
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you step aboard my intergalactic space cruiser to discover this is powering the engine
August 15, 2023 at 8:49 PM
you step aboard my intergalactic space cruiser to discover this is powering the engine
Does it count as whispering if I can hear every goddamn word you’re saying
September 15, 2023 at 3:05 PM
Does it count as whispering if I can hear every goddamn word you’re saying
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