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Joe
@jc-esq.bsky.social
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📍 Portland, OR

Strictly pro-labor except for Kyle Juszczyk
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Long shot here, but if anyone knows where I can pick up this Homefield Navy jacket in XL (like maybe on the secondary market, I dunno), please hmu. My academy grad dad would dig it a lot
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Navy Midshipmen 1985 Logo Coaches Jacket
Through the late 1960s and '70s, football coaching staffs transitioned their sideline wardrobes from full suits and ties to light, workmen-style jackets; these coaches jackets were predecessors to the...
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December 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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You are permitted no more than two (2) uses of "in his bag" per YouTube video
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Kyle Schwarber is YouTube Premium Jack Cust & correspondingly I love this for him
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@JeffPassan tweeted
BREAKING: Slugger Kyle Schwarber and the Philadelphia Phillies are finalizing a five-year, $150 million contract, sources tell ESPN. The NL MVP runner-up, one of the best home run hitters and clubhouse leaders in baseball, is returning to Philadelphia.
December 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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ever wondered about what ranking officers in the us civil war were like? good news. there's not that many types of them. here you go
TYPES OF CIVIL WAR OFFICER 1. Autism's strongest soldier. Has a personality disorder but lives in an era where psychiatric medicine consists largely of laudanum and different temperatures of bath. Famously effective, enduringly divisive. Postwar career: promoted far beyond the level of their incompetence or skeletized remains in a ditch somewhere (Grant, Jackson, Longstreet) 2. Messy bitch who loves drama. Actively worse leadership than pointing anyone who shows up with a gun in a direction and telling them to go nuts. All things being equal, every commissioned officer rank will be occupied by these guys in peacetime and arguably a large part of the gradual snowballing success of the Union consisted of more vigorous sectional politics weeding them out faster. Postwar career: photographed in uniform and maybe a very tedious statue and biography or two (McClellan, Lee, Rosecrans) 2a. Messy bitch who loves drama prestige class unlocked after Antietam: messy bitch who loves drama and also loves posing for photographs and has become good at it. Would be very good at dying gallantly in a meaningless charge into a fortified German trench, but is tragically too early for it. Postwar career: universal admiration followed by complete historical oblivion a generation after their death (Burnside, Bragg, Hood) 2b. Messy bitch who loves drama prestige class unlocked after Chancellorsville: submissive and breedable partyboy inexplicably wearing stars. Each army gets exactly one; reporters love them, nobody exactly hates them, but when the red mist dies down historians unanimously agree they were a liability. Postwar career: who cares (Custer, Beauregard) 3. Ideologue. The higher the ideologue gets in the chain of command, the less interesting they are as officers qua officers. The ideology is usually just racism, but there were also a few extremely weird German communists exiled to the Midwest who imprinted on the Union like a lost baby bird. Every Confederate officer you've never heard of but have seen statues of is this guy; they treat war as posting by other means. Postwar career: forum avatar (Early, Sherman) 4. Fighting Joe. For whatever reason, the officer's contemporaries have decided a fine thing to call him going forward is "Fighting Joe", and now here we are. You are watching Fighting Joe, the worst general officer in the American civil war. Postwar career: being Fighting Joe (Hooker, Wheeler) 5. Steppe warlord junior varsity. A late development, largely on the Confederate side; these officers, like a dog fed on human flesh, have decided they're done with civilization and, after a failed attempt to inaugurate iron-fisted strongman rule over a random scrap of the deep South, keep wandering off into places they consider uncivilized and being just about as useless there as they were in Arkansas or wherever. Postwar career: incarceration in a Turkish prison (Kirby Smith, Sibley, Norris) 6. Dark triad sicko. Perfectly functional within an organization if properly contained, but if left to their own devices will absolutely start rounding up civilians and doing Saw shit, and you just gotta account for that when having a civil war. Postwar career: bedwetting and starting fires (Forrest, Butler)
May 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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A lot of Oregon accounts would post stuff about not underestimating the opponent & taking every game seriously but this account respects you too much ❤️
December 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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cue the Mellencamp
December 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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I am officially slightly less mad about losing to Indiana lmao
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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#3 QB prospect in all the land, eh
December 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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I have zero recall of the 80s but I have strong feelings about this
www.pastemagazine.com/tv/list/80s-...
The 80 Best TV Shows of the 1980s
80s nostalgia has reached an all-time high, so if you're looking for the best shows from the era, look no further than our 80 picks.
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December 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Highly recommend reading posts advocating for BYU being in the playoff if you want empirical evidence that RFK's brainworms are contagious
December 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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In final production re: my documentary about the dark side of Aughts ESPN Classic ("The Fault in Our Sklars")
December 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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There's a sleepy / somnambulant aesthetic to a lot of late-Teens-into-Twenties vocals that imo is going to be very era-specific like nü metal is to the late 90s / early Aughts. Not a complaint
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December 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Going from listening to Doughboys to listening to Blowback
A screenshot of Krusty the Clown and Sideshow Bob from season 1 of The Simpsons A screenshot of the host of America's Most Armed and Dangerous from season 1 of The Simpsons
December 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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They're going to make Marcus score 50 fucking points to get credit for 27 but he'll do it
December 1, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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It is nasty how hard Mariota has had to work against this reffing crew lmao
December 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Marcus I need you to slide buddy
December 1, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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had some T Bell Fire Sauce last night that was actually spicy. is this new
December 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Nothing worse than seeing a grown man retweet himself. Go get your lollipop and spinny hat boy
November 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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seeing the Panthers somehow beat the Rams
Bill Clinton depicted in The Simpsons saying "well thanks for taking care of Dole for me" shortly before being trapped in suspended animation
November 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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An Oregon player giving the Dubs Down gesture
November 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Finally, a farewell to malarkey
November 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Old man look at my life
Scaring the hoes like you were
November 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Ryan Day is like if a police sketch came to life
November 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Ducks, pls
November 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
jc-esq.bsky.social
So Ohio State really hasn't played anybody huh
November 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM