Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

Kelly

@andee902.bsky.social

280 followers 160 following 4K posts

self improvement is better left to people in big cities

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 22h

fuck it up Louisville

No Kings Protest Louisville KY

No Kings Protest Louisville KY

No Kings Protest Louisville KY

No Kings Protest Louisville KY

Reposted by Kelly

Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 1d

Head to a protest today. I can almost promise you will feel less hopeless. That's exactly what they don't want. There are more of us than there are of them.

Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 1d

A movie about real men, who can handle a lasagna

Reposted by Kelly

rava @rava.bsky.social · 1d

times like these i look to The Simpsons episode Treehouse of Horror VI "Attack of the 50-Foot Eyesores" when Lisa and Paul Anka sing “Just don't look! Just don't look!" to get people to turn away from the monsters rampaging the town and the lack of attention defeats the monsters and saves the town

Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 2d

🎶🎶🎶

Music for this week

Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 2d

I slightly mentioned I was looking at a job in a state 6ish hours away and my dad has sent me 20 local jobs that have nothing to do with my degree since

Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 2d

I need someone to rob me, but in like a Marie kondo way where I’m like “okay yes take that, no not the camera, the wii….sure” way

Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 2d

when I was a kid I wrote a book called Ron the Scientist and I left it in the library with the assumption that someone would read it and demand to know who wrote it

Reposted by Kelly

Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 3d

Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 3d

I am sick of having to see the biggest ugly losers I’ve ever seen on the News every day, like what even are those 3 things with the racist group chat

Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 3d

Lord help us all he’s snoozin

my tiny buddy

Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 3d

good! blueberry cheesecake 😍

Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 3d

watching when a stranger calls, these rich asses have this big house and these kids sleep in one room?

Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 3d

In its natural habitat

mushroom cheesecake

Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 3d

do you think the sign really said “long haired freaky people need not apply” cause that’s a really rude sign by anyone’s standards

Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 4d

oh no

Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 4d

She was like JUST about to get it herself 😤

Reposted by Kelly

👻Wereman 🐺🎃 @spookarties.bsky.social · Dec 1

Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work

Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 5d

😍😍 I like the way you think

Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 5d

they’re looking into a way for me to get all my nutrients from chips and salsa

Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 5d

reluctant, but fair

eastern box turtle

Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 5d

I’ve got time, I’m currently in a stand off with this box turtle waiting for him to come out

eastern box turtle

Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 5d

Lizzy I don’t want to scare you but Menards is probably already hunting you for saying this

Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 5d

The worst, I’m so sick of people walking with their phone in front of their face, I sound like a boomer but I don’t care

Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 5d

I was stuck behind two at the grocery store earlier and I would have Tonya Harding’d them I swear to god