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Joe
@jc-esq.bsky.social
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Proud father of @mvp2005.bsky.social

📍 Portland, OR

Strictly pro-labor except for Kyle Juszczyk
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when she walks into the room & ur completely normal
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December 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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DK not beating the allegations
December 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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This falls a little flat bc this is you whenever anyone says anything to you even when it's nice & good
December 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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I don't like Ohio State & I made this 2 years ago
A photoshop edit the user made of the Overseer from Fallout 1 wearing Michigan gear outside of a Kroger. The dialogue box reads, "I'm sorry. You're a hero.... and you have to leave."
December 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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What the deuce
A Pete Thamel post staring Sherrone Moore will be fired for cause
December 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Going from listening to Doughboys to listening to Blowback
A screenshot of Krusty the Clown and Sideshow Bob from season 1 of The Simpsons A screenshot of the host of America's Most Armed and Dangerous from season 1 of The Simpsons
December 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Wrong kid won
Pa Cox in the scene from Walk Hard in which he says "wrong kid died"
December 1, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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seeing the Panthers somehow beat the Rams
Bill Clinton depicted in The Simpsons saying "well thanks for taking care of Dole for me" shortly before being trapped in suspended animation
November 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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M
An Oregon player giving the Dubs Down gesture
November 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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This Oregon/Washington game if Danielson wasn't calling it
An artist's depiction of utopia
November 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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ARCH MANNING: oh u think ur wide open huh
Link from the Captain N animated series shrugging
November 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Play the fuckin title card music
The user's father's arsenal that they shot at the range today, including a 9mm pistol, .45 pistol, .357 revolver, .357 lever action rifle, and a .44 lever action rifle The title card for the episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia titled, "Gun Fever Too: Still Hot"
November 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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in your most Superintendent Chalmers
An advertisement for the brand Leupold
November 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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hearing “gash” in the football context vs. hearing “gash” in any other context
Homer Simpson dragging the Stone of Shame Homer Simpson attempting to drag the Stone of Triumph
November 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Chops lick: engage
The user's Thanksgiving spread Buffy the golden retriever being an appreciator of the spread
November 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Extremely White Snake voice
A bumper sticker on a Jeep which reads "here I go in my gay little car"
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Dare I taste the forbidden fruit of the recycling bin
An electronics recycling bin with a Bryan Ferry cassette tape in it
November 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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me coming with the cup to scoop that little dude up & guide him outside
A depiction of a giant muscular man holding a cup
November 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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100%'ed World of Horror. Dafoe levels of it is accomplished
A screenshot of the user's 100% completion of achievements for the superlative indie game World of Horror
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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I've never told you a lie
A graphic showing the Indianapolis Colts are 8-2 and leaders of the AFC South
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Oswald's FBI handlers when he defied physics
Han Solo saying "great shot kid, that was one in a million!"
November 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Writing my senators to abolish the 4th quarter
Grandpa Simpson at a typewriter saying "I am not a crackpot"
November 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Mike McDaniel post-Chris Grier
Legendary shots of Nicole Kidman looking ecstatic after signing documents necessary to divorce Tom Cruise
November 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Finding out I've had an unlistened-to audiobook all this time of Gremlins 2 star John Glover reading Stephen King short stories
The final panel of kc greene's seminal webcomic "Dickbutt" in which a hand-sketched man sweats and looks on with trepidation
November 16, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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Asked for "Swan Boy but make it 90s bootleg Bart" & this is what I got. Can't recommend enough, 5 popcorn bags
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Branson Reese's character Swan Boy in the style of the 90s Bart Simpson bootleg shirt about Operation Desert Storm. Swan Boy is in fatigues and holding his rifle saying "I was there dude... and it sucked!!!"
November 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM