JayBee
@jbry.bsky.social
No, I’m not mad. That’s just my face.
Heads up: “Apple has rushed out emergency security updates for iOS & iPadOS to address a critical zero-day vulnerability under active attack; CVE-2026-20700. Apple labels it part of ‘extremely sophisticated’ cyberattacks targeting specific high-profile individuals, such as activists or journalists”
February 13, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Heads up: “Apple has rushed out emergency security updates for iOS & iPadOS to address a critical zero-day vulnerability under active attack; CVE-2026-20700. Apple labels it part of ‘extremely sophisticated’ cyberattacks targeting specific high-profile individuals, such as activists or journalists”
If we can count on anything, it’s that somebody in the know will probably leak the real reason by lunchtime
February 11, 2026 at 1:20 PM
If we can count on anything, it’s that somebody in the know will probably leak the real reason by lunchtime
“the pizza would still be far more likely to give you kuru, hepatitis, or a felony than any kind of ketamine buzz”
I asked if properly cooking Elon's flesh and using it as a pizza topping would be healthy. Grok said even cooking to 165 degrees wouldn't eliminate prions, viruses, etc.
February 11, 2026 at 1:07 AM
“the pizza would still be far more likely to give you kuru, hepatitis, or a felony than any kind of ketamine buzz”
You gotta keep your shit together with your feet on the ground
There ain't no one gonna listen if you haven't made a sound
There ain't no one gonna listen if you haven't made a sound
Scissor Sisters released their eponymous debut album ‘Scissor Sisters’ 22 years ago on February 2, 2004
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Celebrating 22 Years of Scissor Sisters’ Eponymous Debut Album ‘Scissor Sisters’ (2004)
Scissor Sisters’ eponymous debut album ‘Scissor Sisters’ was originally released on February 2, 2004.
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February 3, 2026 at 2:30 AM
You gotta keep your shit together with your feet on the ground
There ain't no one gonna listen if you haven't made a sound
There ain't no one gonna listen if you haven't made a sound
I need the distraction, so here we go
Nevermind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college
Etymology
Ancient Greek & Roman Technology
Animal Behavior
Immunology
Fencing
And I loved every friggin one of them
Nevermind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college
Etymology
Ancient Greek & Roman Technology
Animal Behavior
Immunology
Fencing
And I loved every friggin one of them
Nevermind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college
American Revolutionary History (Don Higginbotham)
History of the Antebellum South (Harry Watson)
The American South (Marci Cohen Harris)
Judicial Politics (Joe Ura)
Presidential Decisionmaking (Tim McKeown)
Absolute legends.
American Revolutionary History (Don Higginbotham)
History of the Antebellum South (Harry Watson)
The American South (Marci Cohen Harris)
Judicial Politics (Joe Ura)
Presidential Decisionmaking (Tim McKeown)
Absolute legends.
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college
Sage, the Way, and Zen
Shakespeare
Religion and Modern Secularism
Creative Fiction Writing
International Political Economy
Pleasantly surprised how many of these classes proved useful later in life.
Sage, the Way, and Zen
Shakespeare
Religion and Modern Secularism
Creative Fiction Writing
International Political Economy
Pleasantly surprised how many of these classes proved useful later in life.
January 31, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I need the distraction, so here we go
Nevermind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college
Etymology
Ancient Greek & Roman Technology
Animal Behavior
Immunology
Fencing
And I loved every friggin one of them
Nevermind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college
Etymology
Ancient Greek & Roman Technology
Animal Behavior
Immunology
Fencing
And I loved every friggin one of them
Wtf did I just read
My “this does not mean isolationism” shirt is getting a lot of questions already answered by the shirt.
January 24, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Wtf did I just read
Yup, we are still living in the absolute dumbest timeline
January 15, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Yup, we are still living in the absolute dumbest timeline
Moved a 6ft ladder that I forgot still had a screwdriver on top. Screwdriver fell and landed on the bridge of my nose, business-end first, resulting in a cut and a bruise that my toddler poked for a few days to see if I still needed a bandage for my boo-boo
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 6, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Moved a 6ft ladder that I forgot still had a screwdriver on top. Screwdriver fell and landed on the bridge of my nose, business-end first, resulting in a cut and a bruise that my toddler poked for a few days to see if I still needed a bandage for my boo-boo
Oh, so *now* remote work is ok
January 3, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Oh, so *now* remote work is ok
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If, being incredibly charitable, you didn’t intend to make a CSAM robot, not immediately turning off the CSAM robot when you find out you accidentally made a CSAM robot should still get you put in the magnetic boots prison from Face/Off
January 2, 2026 at 11:20 PM
If, being incredibly charitable, you didn’t intend to make a CSAM robot, not immediately turning off the CSAM robot when you find out you accidentally made a CSAM robot should still get you put in the magnetic boots prison from Face/Off
Ankle surgery now in January so I can have two weight-bearing limbs to play Rugrat Hostess *and* travel cross-country with the 3 year-old over Christmas
Planning to host a birthday party for a 3 year-old just 10 days after having ankle surgery. Am I insane?
November 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Ankle surgery now in January so I can have two weight-bearing limbs to play Rugrat Hostess *and* travel cross-country with the 3 year-old over Christmas
I did not recognize those as crescent rolls until someone else mentioned them; I thought they were Dino nuggets
November 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I did not recognize those as crescent rolls until someone else mentioned them; I thought they were Dino nuggets
Planning to host a birthday party for a 3 year-old just 10 days after having ankle surgery. Am I insane?
November 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Planning to host a birthday party for a 3 year-old just 10 days after having ankle surgery. Am I insane?
@kaine.senate.gov does this sound like a “guarantee” to you?
Q: Will you assure House Democrats they'll get a vote on ACA subsidies by a date certain?
MIKE JOHNSON: Ah -- no. I'm not promising anyone anything.
MIKE JOHNSON: Ah -- no. I'm not promising anyone anything.
November 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
@kaine.senate.gov does this sound like a “guarantee” to you?
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Q: Will you assure House Democrats they'll get a vote on ACA subsidies by a date certain?
MIKE JOHNSON: Ah -- no. I'm not promising anyone anything.
MIKE JOHNSON: Ah -- no. I'm not promising anyone anything.
November 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Q: Will you assure House Democrats they'll get a vote on ACA subsidies by a date certain?
MIKE JOHNSON: Ah -- no. I'm not promising anyone anything.
MIKE JOHNSON: Ah -- no. I'm not promising anyone anything.
@kaine.senate.gov open a phone line, please. The people wish to have a word with you regarding your cave statement
November 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
@kaine.senate.gov open a phone line, please. The people wish to have a word with you regarding your cave statement
And then my 3y/o poured milk into the Brita pitcher
November 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
And then my 3y/o poured milk into the Brita pitcher
Next time you run into someone who asks what you mean by “self-licking ice cream cone” just show them this diagram
It all makes sense when you look at this simple graphical representation of who is providing services to whom, which companies are investing in other AI companies who are in turn leasing hardware from another company and ... oh, I think I pulled something ...
November 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Next time you run into someone who asks what you mean by “self-licking ice cream cone” just show them this diagram
Reposted by JayBee
📣 IF YOU HAVE A LITTLE FREE LIBRARY TURN IT INTO A COMMUNITY PANTRY ASAP IF YOU ARE ABLE
October 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
📣 IF YOU HAVE A LITTLE FREE LIBRARY TURN IT INTO A COMMUNITY PANTRY ASAP IF YOU ARE ABLE
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Boiler Up, babyyyyy
Last week, the Indiana University administration asked their student newspaper not to print any news stories in the Homecoming edition. When the faculty advisor refused, IU fired him and ended paper printing. So students at the Purdue paper printed the IU edition and drove it down to Bloomington!
Purdue student journalists deliver special 'solidarity' newspaper to IU Bloomington campus
The special edition blasted across town features columns from IDS and Exponent editors, alongside QR codes to support both student papers.
www.heraldtimesonline.com
October 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Boiler Up, babyyyyy
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I wanna see wall-to-wall coverage of kids holding clever homemade signs. My 11-year-old finished hers last night, and she's excited and ready to go.
October 16, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I wanna see wall-to-wall coverage of kids holding clever homemade signs. My 11-year-old finished hers last night, and she's excited and ready to go.