Bialystock and Blumenfeld
@jblumenfeld100.bsky.social
Dad, Asimov enthusiast, Trekkie, part time Podcaster - starsendpodcast.com
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I know everybody's outraged about Pete Hegseth, Pam Biondi, et al, and hardly anybody knows who Scott Bessent is, but take my word for it, you should be outraged about our new Treasury Secretary, too.
AI Gollum?
Andy Circuits.
Andy Circuits.
January 29, 2026 at 1:44 AM
AI Gollum?
Andy Circuits.
Andy Circuits.
The flight of the Phoenix.
Name a film that takes place in the desert.
January 26, 2026 at 2:46 AM
The flight of the Phoenix.
Sometimes you don't know who you're going to root for until the game starts - and I am definitely rooting for Darnold and the Seahawks. Go figure.
January 26, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Sometimes you don't know who you're going to root for until the game starts - and I am definitely rooting for Darnold and the Seahawks. Go figure.
Is it time for Vikings fans to admit that Jaxson Smith-Njigba is really fucking good?
January 26, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Is it time for Vikings fans to admit that Jaxson Smith-Njigba is really fucking good?
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incredible work by the Forward who found the one Jew in Greenland so they could work the Jewish angle on the Greenland story
(spoiler alert: he does not want Trump to take over Greenland)
(spoiler alert: he does not want Trump to take over Greenland)
Greenland’s only Jew hears a familiar pattern in Trump’s annexation talk
Paul Cohen, Greenland’s only Jew, explains how Jewish history shapes his response to Trump’s renewed talk of annexing the island.
forward.com
January 22, 2026 at 10:23 PM
incredible work by the Forward who found the one Jew in Greenland so they could work the Jewish angle on the Greenland story
(spoiler alert: he does not want Trump to take over Greenland)
(spoiler alert: he does not want Trump to take over Greenland)
Look, is it too much to ask to see Worf lighting some Hanukkah candles or having a Bar Mitzvah picture on the wall of his quarters? After all, his father was Susan Ivanova's rabbi, so...
January 21, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Look, is it too much to ask to see Worf lighting some Hanukkah candles or having a Bar Mitzvah picture on the wall of his quarters? After all, his father was Susan Ivanova's rabbi, so...
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🚨”If everyone who came before me had just complied and complied and complied, then I probably would have entered this theater, any theater, through a colored section. Every good thing you have in your life is a product of someone else’s struggle.” ~ Josh Johnson
Message: Do Not Comply
Message: Do Not Comply
January 20, 2026 at 2:28 AM
🚨”If everyone who came before me had just complied and complied and complied, then I probably would have entered this theater, any theater, through a colored section. Every good thing you have in your life is a product of someone else’s struggle.” ~ Josh Johnson
Message: Do Not Comply
Message: Do Not Comply
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Serving sizes and cereal
January 18, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Serving sizes and cereal
The Mandalorian working at the butcher shop:
This is the weigh.
This is the weigh.
The Mandalorian in Jerry Maguire:
This is the mo-nay.
This is the mo-nay.
The Mandalorian giving a tour of a farm:
This is the hay.
This is the hay.
January 17, 2026 at 7:33 PM
The Mandalorian working at the butcher shop:
This is the weigh.
This is the weigh.
Introduce yourself with 5 facts
1. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise
2. It's ongoing mission to explore strange new worlds
3. To seek out new life
4. And new civilizations
5. To boldly go where noone has gone before
1. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise
2. It's ongoing mission to explore strange new worlds
3. To seek out new life
4. And new civilizations
5. To boldly go where noone has gone before
Introduce yourself with 5 facts.
1. The darkness drops again; but now I know
2. That twenty centuries of stony sleep
3. Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
4. And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
5. Slouches towards Washington to be born?
1. The darkness drops again; but now I know
2. That twenty centuries of stony sleep
3. Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
4. And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
5. Slouches towards Washington to be born?
Introduce yourself with 5 facts.
1) never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
2) never gonna say goodbye
3) never gonna make you cry
4) never gonna run around and desert you
5) Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
1) never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
2) never gonna say goodbye
3) never gonna make you cry
4) never gonna run around and desert you
5) Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
January 15, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 facts
1. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise
2. It's ongoing mission to explore strange new worlds
3. To seek out new life
4. And new civilizations
5. To boldly go where noone has gone before
1. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise
2. It's ongoing mission to explore strange new worlds
3. To seek out new life
4. And new civilizations
5. To boldly go where noone has gone before
Make a Bond movie casual
The Spy who sorta liked me.
The Spy who sorta liked me.
Make a Bond movie casual
Dr. Alright
Dr. Alright
Make a Bond movie casual
Another Day
Another Day
January 12, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Make a Bond movie casual
The Spy who sorta liked me.
The Spy who sorta liked me.
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Be Careful When Using Ai
January 12, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Be Careful When Using Ai
What the FUCK are they waiting for?
January 10, 2026 at 6:48 PM
What the FUCK are they waiting for?
Post a powerful female character you love.
January 10, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Post a powerful female character you love.
Ceterum censeo ICE esse delendam
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Ceterum censeo ICE esse delendam
A live look at me
January 7, 2026 at 4:48 PM
A live look at me
Tomato soup is completely meaningless without Tabasco sauce.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Tomato soup is completely meaningless without Tabasco sauce.
No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet.
January 2, 2026 at 2:40 AM
No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet.
Name a non-LotR character who could resist the one ring
January 1, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Name a non-LotR character who could resist the one ring
Picture of the staff who operate my account.
December 31, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Picture of the staff who operate my account.
Sure, we call him Thumper, but his true name is Anduril, Flame of the West, Forged From the Shards of Narsil.
December 31, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Sure, we call him Thumper, but his true name is Anduril, Flame of the West, Forged From the Shards of Narsil.
I'm not saying my homemade chicken soup with matzah balls is the best thing in the world, but I'm not NOT saying it, either.
December 31, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I'm not saying my homemade chicken soup with matzah balls is the best thing in the world, but I'm not NOT saying it, either.
Announcing DENETHOR, the family therapy app that will help resolve all those pesky sibling rivalry issues.
Excited to announce GOLLUM, an app that helps you focus on your most precious possession!
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
December 29, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Announcing DENETHOR, the family therapy app that will help resolve all those pesky sibling rivalry issues.