Dr Johnny Bananas
@jbananas.bsky.social
Testiculi ad Brexitam. Saint and Scarlet. Who’s in charge, me or the Devil? Fat nine, double eight, shake his hand. Just like that.
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
‘Big’ doesn’t even scratch the surface on this one
November 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
‘Big’ doesn’t even scratch the surface on this one
Tonight Matthew I’m going to be a chutney maker
October 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Tonight Matthew I’m going to be a chutney maker
Naturally my 14 mile commute tomorrow sees me riding in a SSW direction
September 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Naturally my 14 mile commute tomorrow sees me riding in a SSW direction
Allotment invasion overnight
August 30, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Allotment invasion overnight
This is now into its 4th or 5th year of illuminating the woods and fields on my commute and I’ve never thought “hmm need a brighter one”
August 20, 2025 at 8:58 AM
This is now into its 4th or 5th year of illuminating the woods and fields on my commute and I’ve never thought “hmm need a brighter one”
Very clever of the IRFU to run a funded development programme simply by playing in red instead of green
July 13, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Very clever of the IRFU to run a funded development programme simply by playing in red instead of green
Why have you come here every year for over 30 years?
Me:
Me:
July 13, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Why have you come here every year for over 30 years?
Me:
Me:
“Move to France” they said
“OK” I said
“OK” I said
July 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
“Move to France” they said
“OK” I said
“OK” I said
June 28, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Alliums dried, tied and stored
These were overwintered and have come up fantastic
These were overwintered and have come up fantastic
June 20, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Alliums dried, tied and stored
These were overwintered and have come up fantastic
These were overwintered and have come up fantastic
No1 son enjoying the victory parade in his new home town
June 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM
No1 son enjoying the victory parade in his new home town
There’s a couple of regular community speedwatch bods on my commute and they always stand right in front of a big Japonica hedge in their yellow hi vis
They ain’t daft
They ain’t daft
June 14, 2025 at 6:50 AM
There’s a couple of regular community speedwatch bods on my commute and they always stand right in front of a big Japonica hedge in their yellow hi vis
They ain’t daft
They ain’t daft
Someone should publish a coffee-table book of photos taken through tip-top pints of ale
Take my money
Take my money
June 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Someone should publish a coffee-table book of photos taken through tip-top pints of ale
Take my money
Take my money
Some of y'all can't handle two high agency males going at it and it really shows
June 11, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Some of y'all can't handle two high agency males going at it and it really shows
Is anyone else having an extraordinary strawberry harvest this year ?
And so few slugs
And so few slugs
May 30, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Is anyone else having an extraordinary strawberry harvest this year ?
And so few slugs
And so few slugs
We must get better at successional planting this year so we avoid the gluts of last year
This year:
This year:
May 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
We must get better at successional planting this year so we avoid the gluts of last year
This year:
This year:
Really striking image of The Aviva National Stadium in the newly released behind the scenes footage released by Northampton Saints of their victory over Leinster at the weekend
Must be such an intimidating place to play
Must be such an intimidating place to play
May 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Really striking image of The Aviva National Stadium in the newly released behind the scenes footage released by Northampton Saints of their victory over Leinster at the weekend
Must be such an intimidating place to play
Must be such an intimidating place to play
This evening’s harvest
April 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
This evening’s harvest
Mushroom enthusiasts: will I die if I eat this ?
April 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Mushroom enthusiasts: will I die if I eat this ?
Even on the dullest day, The Bride can take your breath away
April 20, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Even on the dullest day, The Bride can take your breath away
Treasure your local riding stables
From an allotment perspective, this is horseshit turned pure gold.
Peat-like even
From an allotment perspective, this is horseshit turned pure gold.
Peat-like even
April 19, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Treasure your local riding stables
From an allotment perspective, this is horseshit turned pure gold.
Peat-like even
From an allotment perspective, this is horseshit turned pure gold.
Peat-like even
TFW you take a beer and cheese break at the allotment and realise you’ve forgotten your knife
April 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
TFW you take a beer and cheese break at the allotment and realise you’ve forgotten your knife