Dr Johnny Bananas
@jbananas.bsky.social
Testiculi ad Brexitam. Saint and Scarlet. Who’s in charge, me or the Devil? Fat nine, double eight, shake his hand. Just like that.
Pinned
Dr Johnny Bananas
@jbananas.bsky.social
· Nov 14
To cut a long allotment story short from over in that other place, 4th March 2023 to 6th August 2023
Thoroughly depressed
We cremated Dad yesterday and I’ve just spent 2 hours in a packed pub in deepest West Wales and I was literally the only one watching us sneak a 1 point win against the Japs
I don’t think we come back from here
Curry was 10/10 though.
Abdul’s
Go !
We cremated Dad yesterday and I’ve just spent 2 hours in a packed pub in deepest West Wales and I was literally the only one watching us sneak a 1 point win against the Japs
I don’t think we come back from here
Curry was 10/10 though.
Abdul’s
Go !
November 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Thoroughly depressed
We cremated Dad yesterday and I’ve just spent 2 hours in a packed pub in deepest West Wales and I was literally the only one watching us sneak a 1 point win against the Japs
I don’t think we come back from here
Curry was 10/10 though.
Abdul’s
Go !
We cremated Dad yesterday and I’ve just spent 2 hours in a packed pub in deepest West Wales and I was literally the only one watching us sneak a 1 point win against the Japs
I don’t think we come back from here
Curry was 10/10 though.
Abdul’s
Go !
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
I’m hearing this new changing room strategy was Reddin’s idea.
Mark my words, the bloke’s a genius (even if he did copy it from my suggestions on the survey)
Bring on the Argies
Mark my words, the bloke’s a genius (even if he did copy it from my suggestions on the survey)
Bring on the Argies
November 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I’m hearing this new changing room strategy was Reddin’s idea.
Mark my words, the bloke’s a genius (even if he did copy it from my suggestions on the survey)
Bring on the Argies
Mark my words, the bloke’s a genius (even if he did copy it from my suggestions on the survey)
Bring on the Argies
Naturally my 14 mile commute tomorrow sees me riding in a SSW direction
September 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Naturally my 14 mile commute tomorrow sees me riding in a SSW direction
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When I moved to the UK it was explained to me repeatedly and emphatically that flying a lot of flags or particularly caring about flags was a weird US thing that most British felt was uncultured or unnecessarily
September 2, 2025 at 11:44 AM
When I moved to the UK it was explained to me repeatedly and emphatically that flying a lot of flags or particularly caring about flags was a weird US thing that most British felt was uncultured or unnecessarily
Allotment invasion overnight
August 30, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Allotment invasion overnight
Very clever of the IRFU to run a funded development programme simply by playing in red instead of green
July 13, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Very clever of the IRFU to run a funded development programme simply by playing in red instead of green
Why have you come here every year for over 30 years?
Me:
Me:
July 13, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Why have you come here every year for over 30 years?
Me:
Me:
“Move to France” they said
“OK” I said
“OK” I said
July 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
“Move to France” they said
“OK” I said
“OK” I said
June 28, 2025 at 6:34 AM
No1 son enjoying the victory parade in his new home town
June 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM
No1 son enjoying the victory parade in his new home town
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I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III.
Sound familiar?
Sound familiar?
June 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III.
Sound familiar?
Sound familiar?
Some of y'all can't handle two high agency males going at it and it really shows
June 11, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Some of y'all can't handle two high agency males going at it and it really shows
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“Poor man wanna be rich. Rich man wanna be king. The king ain’t satisfied ‘til he rules everything.”—Springsteen, Badlands
May 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
“Poor man wanna be rich. Rich man wanna be king. The king ain’t satisfied ‘til he rules everything.”—Springsteen, Badlands
Really striking image of The Aviva National Stadium in the newly released behind the scenes footage released by Northampton Saints of their victory over Leinster at the weekend
Must be such an intimidating place to play
Must be such an intimidating place to play
May 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Really striking image of The Aviva National Stadium in the newly released behind the scenes footage released by Northampton Saints of their victory over Leinster at the weekend
Must be such an intimidating place to play
Must be such an intimidating place to play
Just sticking my head around the door
Was there any rugby on today ?
😇
Was there any rugby on today ?
😇
May 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Just sticking my head around the door
Was there any rugby on today ?
😇
Was there any rugby on today ?
😇
Mushroom enthusiasts: will I die if I eat this ?
April 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Mushroom enthusiasts: will I die if I eat this ?
Even on the dullest day, The Bride can take your breath away
April 20, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Even on the dullest day, The Bride can take your breath away
I used to scrawl The Undertones logo on my school exercise books, and now I’m listening to Feargal Sharkey on The Archers.
What happened?
What happened?
April 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I used to scrawl The Undertones logo on my school exercise books, and now I’m listening to Feargal Sharkey on The Archers.
What happened?
What happened?
The only silver lining in all this tariff nonsense is that the Chinese are going to humiliate Trump in front of the globe, and I have the champagne on ice
April 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The only silver lining in all this tariff nonsense is that the Chinese are going to humiliate Trump in front of the globe, and I have the champagne on ice
Poignant days in the Bananas household
Years of kid’s friends crashing over everywhere, never knowing who you’re going to trip over, getting through a weeks shopping in a single breakfast
Last child just gone and instead of hunting for a cereal spoon, I’m now using the same one every day 🙁
Years of kid’s friends crashing over everywhere, never knowing who you’re going to trip over, getting through a weeks shopping in a single breakfast
Last child just gone and instead of hunting for a cereal spoon, I’m now using the same one every day 🙁
April 8, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Poignant days in the Bananas household
Years of kid’s friends crashing over everywhere, never knowing who you’re going to trip over, getting through a weeks shopping in a single breakfast
Last child just gone and instead of hunting for a cereal spoon, I’m now using the same one every day 🙁
Years of kid’s friends crashing over everywhere, never knowing who you’re going to trip over, getting through a weeks shopping in a single breakfast
Last child just gone and instead of hunting for a cereal spoon, I’m now using the same one every day 🙁
No I'm not religious, but I believe in the holy trinity 🙏
April 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
No I'm not religious, but I believe in the holy trinity 🙏
Hey allotment people who cut the grass on your plots - what useful things do you do with your grass clippings aside from mulching?
March 31, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Hey allotment people who cut the grass on your plots - what useful things do you do with your grass clippings aside from mulching?