Jazib Khan
@jazzjackrabbit.bsky.social
Thank you for not discussing the outside world.
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Jazib Khan
@jazzjackrabbit.bsky.social
· Oct 22
Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
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"Something wrong, officer?"
"Yeah, got a taillight out."
"Where?"
"Right there."
"One day honest citizens are going
to stand up to you crooked cops."
"They are? Oh, no.
Have they set a date?"
"Yeah, got a taillight out."
"Where?"
"Right there."
"One day honest citizens are going
to stand up to you crooked cops."
"They are? Oh, no.
Have they set a date?"
January 13, 2026 at 7:01 PM
"Something wrong, officer?"
"Yeah, got a taillight out."
"Where?"
"Right there."
"One day honest citizens are going
to stand up to you crooked cops."
"They are? Oh, no.
Have they set a date?"
"Yeah, got a taillight out."
"Where?"
"Right there."
"One day honest citizens are going
to stand up to you crooked cops."
"They are? Oh, no.
Have they set a date?"
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"Oh, will this horrible year never end?"
January 1, 2026 at 12:02 AM
"Oh, will this horrible year never end?"
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/noclip's YouTube discovery has dropped off a cliff in 2025 so just gonna keep posting this as it's one of our most anticipated projects in years. Also we're really proud of it. Check it out!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH6m...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH6m...
The Making of Disco Elysium - Part One: Foundations
YouTube video by /noclip
www.youtube.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
/noclip's YouTube discovery has dropped off a cliff in 2025 so just gonna keep posting this as it's one of our most anticipated projects in years. Also we're really proud of it. Check it out!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH6m...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH6m...
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"Two wrongs don't make a right, Bart."
"Yes, they do."
"No, they don't. Dad!"
"Two wrongs make a right, Lisa."
"Yes, they do."
"No, they don't. Dad!"
"Two wrongs make a right, Lisa."
November 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"Two wrongs don't make a right, Bart."
"Yes, they do."
"No, they don't. Dad!"
"Two wrongs make a right, Lisa."
"Yes, they do."
"No, they don't. Dad!"
"Two wrongs make a right, Lisa."
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Been a Toronto sports fan for four decades and I think that’s the single most heart-breaking loss I’ve ever witnessed.
November 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Been a Toronto sports fan for four decades and I think that’s the single most heart-breaking loss I’ve ever witnessed.
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"Start spreading the news, bitches!"
October 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
"Start spreading the news, bitches!"
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Vladdy wants this
October 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Vladdy wants this
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"Read your town charter, boy.
'If foodstuff should touch the
ground, said foodstuff shall be
turned over to the village idiot.'
Since I don't see him around, start shoveling."
'If foodstuff should touch the
ground, said foodstuff shall be
turned over to the village idiot.'
Since I don't see him around, start shoveling."
September 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"Read your town charter, boy.
'If foodstuff should touch the
ground, said foodstuff shall be
turned over to the village idiot.'
Since I don't see him around, start shoveling."
'If foodstuff should touch the
ground, said foodstuff shall be
turned over to the village idiot.'
Since I don't see him around, start shoveling."
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IT'S OUR NINTH BIRTHDAY 🎉
So we're launching a brand new channel - dedicated to discovering new games that push our industry forward, previews of exciting new titles and reporting on the issues that face gaming today.
welcome to noclip_2
TRAILER: www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7lf...
So we're launching a brand new channel - dedicated to discovering new games that push our industry forward, previews of exciting new titles and reporting on the issues that face gaming today.
welcome to noclip_2
TRAILER: www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7lf...
Welcome to noclip_2 - Launch Trailer
YouTube video by noclip_2
www.youtube.com
September 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
IT'S OUR NINTH BIRTHDAY 🎉
So we're launching a brand new channel - dedicated to discovering new games that push our industry forward, previews of exciting new titles and reporting on the issues that face gaming today.
welcome to noclip_2
TRAILER: www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7lf...
So we're launching a brand new channel - dedicated to discovering new games that push our industry forward, previews of exciting new titles and reporting on the issues that face gaming today.
welcome to noclip_2
TRAILER: www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7lf...
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it turns out the only franchise with more loser energy than the Leafs is the Sens
May 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
it turns out the only franchise with more loser energy than the Leafs is the Sens
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"You know the kind of letters people write:
'Dear somebody you never heard of...
How is so and so?'
Blah, blah, blah.
Yours truly, some bozo.' "
'Dear somebody you never heard of...
How is so and so?'
Blah, blah, blah.
Yours truly, some bozo.' "
April 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
"You know the kind of letters people write:
'Dear somebody you never heard of...
How is so and so?'
Blah, blah, blah.
Yours truly, some bozo.' "
'Dear somebody you never heard of...
How is so and so?'
Blah, blah, blah.
Yours truly, some bozo.' "
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Listen, in spite of everything I’d ever said about him, I did tell my friends before this series that Benoit was going to have a Cory Cross moment at some point
April 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Listen, in spite of everything I’d ever said about him, I did tell my friends before this series that Benoit was going to have a Cory Cross moment at some point
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they've got the quad damage olive oil at Central Market
April 8, 2025 at 1:02 PM
they've got the quad damage olive oil at Central Market
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Windows Entertainment Pack
March 15, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Windows Entertainment Pack
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PROTIP: if you’re going to keep posting screenshots of Elon’s bullshit, just stay in Twitter, you fucking addicts
January 9, 2025 at 1:04 AM
PROTIP: if you’re going to keep posting screenshots of Elon’s bullshit, just stay in Twitter, you fucking addicts