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Feeling dysregulated? Check your PLATH:
• Perhaps your head is in the oven
• Ladies’ college not all it’s cracked up to be
• Ambition is not for wives
• Ted is cheating on you again
• Hungry
• Perhaps your head is in the oven
• Ladies’ college not all it’s cracked up to be
• Ambition is not for wives
• Ted is cheating on you again
• Hungry
June 1, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Feeling dysregulated? Check your PLATH:
• Perhaps your head is in the oven
• Ladies’ college not all it’s cracked up to be
• Ambition is not for wives
• Ted is cheating on you again
• Hungry
• Perhaps your head is in the oven
• Ladies’ college not all it’s cracked up to be
• Ambition is not for wives
• Ted is cheating on you again
• Hungry
My biggest complaint in life is that I never get the credit for turning people on to new music and that's fucked up.
May 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
My biggest complaint in life is that I never get the credit for turning people on to new music and that's fucked up.
Can't be bisexual and not listen to Fiona Apple
May 7, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Can't be bisexual and not listen to Fiona Apple
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💥 BREAKING: Coca-Cola shareholders voted to reject two anti-DEI proposals at their annual meeting today both 99-1 percent. Proposal called DEI programs are 'so anti-American... neo-racist and neo-Marxist'
Coke: Diversity, equity and inclusion play an important part in our company's success
Coke: Diversity, equity and inclusion play an important part in our company's success
April 30, 2025 at 1:13 PM
💥 BREAKING: Coca-Cola shareholders voted to reject two anti-DEI proposals at their annual meeting today both 99-1 percent. Proposal called DEI programs are 'so anti-American... neo-racist and neo-Marxist'
Coke: Diversity, equity and inclusion play an important part in our company's success
Coke: Diversity, equity and inclusion play an important part in our company's success
I think shower curtains should have whimsy.
April 30, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I think shower curtains should have whimsy.
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It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your mom died.
January 23, 2024 at 6:04 PM
It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your mom died.
AI is really everything I hate about people in general rolled into one thing. Lazy, unethical, inconsiderate, wasteful, terrible for the environment. Uhg. Stop.
April 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
AI is really everything I hate about people in general rolled into one thing. Lazy, unethical, inconsiderate, wasteful, terrible for the environment. Uhg. Stop.
I'm just glad the pope got to do something he loved otw out, calling JD Vance a piece of shit.
April 21, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I'm just glad the pope got to do something he loved otw out, calling JD Vance a piece of shit.
Sometimes I will be feeling real good about myself and then I find a whole napkin under my boob and it's like... Who are you?
April 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Sometimes I will be feeling real good about myself and then I find a whole napkin under my boob and it's like... Who are you?
A lot of people, everyone who emailed me last week, seem to misunderstand their importance to me.
April 14, 2025 at 12:17 PM
A lot of people, everyone who emailed me last week, seem to misunderstand their importance to me.
Pink Matter is my favorite song about sex that also mentions Dragon Ball Z.
April 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Pink Matter is my favorite song about sex that also mentions Dragon Ball Z.
I'm such a dick to other people when they whistle back stage but I just did all of bicycle built for 2 like an absolute chump. Go to jail Kevan.
April 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I'm such a dick to other people when they whistle back stage but I just did all of bicycle built for 2 like an absolute chump. Go to jail Kevan.
When I die, at age 99, on my DEATHBED I will utter my last words, and they will be "watch or warning? Which one means you saw the tornado?".
April 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
When I die, at age 99, on my DEATHBED I will utter my last words, and they will be "watch or warning? Which one means you saw the tornado?".
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Stock market crashing. Social security getting deleted. Americans must turn to the one last reliable way of funding their retirement. Selling werewolf romance ebooks
March 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Stock market crashing. Social security getting deleted. Americans must turn to the one last reliable way of funding their retirement. Selling werewolf romance ebooks
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James Carville has become trapped beneath a large po boy sandwich
February 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
James Carville has become trapped beneath a large po boy sandwich
No is a complete answer.
April 4, 2025 at 3:29 AM
No is a complete answer.
And River is hot. So hot most people try to give us separate checks. No one understands why we're together unless they know us. But like, also I used to fuck a bassist in a metal band who had guns tattooed in his hip dips. That's like a Hemsworth of local 2008.
March 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
And River is hot. So hot most people try to give us separate checks. No one understands why we're together unless they know us. But like, also I used to fuck a bassist in a metal band who had guns tattooed in his hip dips. That's like a Hemsworth of local 2008.
I love being married and stuff but I think we also need to remember how many hot people I fucked before then. Otherwise what did I do that for? Myself? No, I was proving to everyone how capable I was at fucking.
March 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I love being married and stuff but I think we also need to remember how many hot people I fucked before then. Otherwise what did I do that for? Myself? No, I was proving to everyone how capable I was at fucking.
What is she-o and why are there so many filets of it?
March 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
What is she-o and why are there so many filets of it?
Republicans don't get Christmas presents
March 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Republicans don't get Christmas presents
The world is your valet if you don't care about seeing your car again.
March 23, 2025 at 2:21 PM
The world is your valet if you don't care about seeing your car again.
Taking a man's life? Where are you taking it? On a date? GAAAAAY.
March 23, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Taking a man's life? Where are you taking it? On a date? GAAAAAY.
I'm crunchity crispity, and beanut puttery..
March 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I'm crunchity crispity, and beanut puttery..