Jayden Marie (she/her)
@jaydenmarie.bsky.social
Full-fat, Woke, Sugar & Spice Millennial ♿♾️
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I just wanna know...
February 6, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I just wanna know...
*wakes up swollen & with GERD at midnight after having one semi spicy thing yesterday* 😮💨
February 5, 2026 at 8:45 AM
*wakes up swollen & with GERD at midnight after having one semi spicy thing yesterday* 😮💨
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they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
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Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
Currently sitting with the idea that not only did my culture and society abandon my sense of self and fat body but taught me to do so as well.
I abandoned my body to survive. I live in it everyday and yet...
I abandoned my body to survive. I live in it everyday and yet...
February 3, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Currently sitting with the idea that not only did my culture and society abandon my sense of self and fat body but taught me to do so as well.
I abandoned my body to survive. I live in it everyday and yet...
I abandoned my body to survive. I live in it everyday and yet...
So I am not gonna pay for yet another streaming service (Crunchie Roll), does anyone know where I can watch Plus Sized Misadventures of Love?
February 3, 2026 at 1:39 PM
So I am not gonna pay for yet another streaming service (Crunchie Roll), does anyone know where I can watch Plus Sized Misadventures of Love?
I have a root canal this morning and I have cramps as well, bc of course I do. 😮💨 Someone come tuck me in with snacks and cartoons when I get home again, pls.
February 3, 2026 at 1:26 PM
I have a root canal this morning and I have cramps as well, bc of course I do. 😮💨 Someone come tuck me in with snacks and cartoons when I get home again, pls.
Wait... They have Hyacinth as a plushie?!?!? My queen! 🦛👑
February 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Wait... They have Hyacinth as a plushie?!?!? My queen! 🦛👑
You know it is bad when you take your morning meds at 5pm with a Pepto chaser. #chronicillness #pms 😮💨
February 3, 2026 at 1:10 AM
You know it is bad when you take your morning meds at 5pm with a Pepto chaser. #chronicillness #pms 😮💨
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*Takes the donut I was given and crawls under blankets again growling like a gremlin* #PMS #cramps #probablygonnacryoveranimalvideossoon
February 2, 2026 at 7:25 PM
*Takes the donut I was given and crawls under blankets again growling like a gremlin* #PMS #cramps #probablygonnacryoveranimalvideossoon
February 2, 2026 at 1:01 PM
🥳 Finch app habit/selfcare tracker
February 2, 2026 at 12:37 PM
🥳 Finch app habit/selfcare tracker
That poor animal is on stage in that stump the entire time there is loud music going and crowds screaming for hours only to be pulled out and violently raised to the sky while people are screaming more. 😡 #groundhogday
February 2, 2026 at 12:34 PM
That poor animal is on stage in that stump the entire time there is loud music going and crowds screaming for hours only to be pulled out and violently raised to the sky while people are screaming more. 😡 #groundhogday
This is who runs this account
February 2, 2026 at 1:27 AM
This is who runs this account
Meet me at the door when they have fat mint cookies. #thinmints no ty
February 2, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Meet me at the door when they have fat mint cookies. #thinmints no ty
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I kicked off Black History Month in Corona at the home of Louis Armstrong, who lived in our city for more than 30 years. Walking through his house and hearing how much New York meant to him was a powerful reminder of what this city owes to Black artists and culture.
February 1, 2026 at 10:17 PM
I kicked off Black History Month in Corona at the home of Louis Armstrong, who lived in our city for more than 30 years. Walking through his house and hearing how much New York meant to him was a powerful reminder of what this city owes to Black artists and culture.
Ranking the men of #Bridgerton.
Also the shows:
2 (the tension 🥵)
4 (so far)
Queen Charlotte
3 (Didn't live up to hype 😮💨)
1 (Daphne sa'd her husband, so fuck her & her season)
Also the shows:
2 (the tension 🥵)
4 (so far)
Queen Charlotte
3 (Didn't live up to hype 😮💨)
1 (Daphne sa'd her husband, so fuck her & her season)
February 1, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Ranking the men of #Bridgerton.
Also the shows:
2 (the tension 🥵)
4 (so far)
Queen Charlotte
3 (Didn't live up to hype 😮💨)
1 (Daphne sa'd her husband, so fuck her & her season)
Also the shows:
2 (the tension 🥵)
4 (so far)
Queen Charlotte
3 (Didn't live up to hype 😮💨)
1 (Daphne sa'd her husband, so fuck her & her season)
*crawls in hole to 💀 dramatically*
February 1, 2026 at 2:42 PM
*crawls in hole to 💀 dramatically*
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A judge has ordered the U.S. to release a father and 5-year-old son who were taken into custody during the immigration crackdown in Minnesota. A judge previously ruled that they could not be removed from the U.S. for now. n.pr/4qVBJLV
Judge orders release of 5-year-old Liam Ramos and his dad from ICE detention
A judge has ordered the U.S. to release a father and 5-year-old son who were taken into custody during the immigration crackdown in Minnesota. A judge previously ruled that they could not be removed from the U.S. for now.
n.pr
January 31, 2026 at 9:45 PM
A judge has ordered the U.S. to release a father and 5-year-old son who were taken into custody during the immigration crackdown in Minnesota. A judge previously ruled that they could not be removed from the U.S. for now. n.pr/4qVBJLV
Legit one of the sexiest pics of the year. @donlemonofficial.bsky.social being led by his husband in full on a gaurd mode.
Lemon, that smug smirk! Omg...
Tim gonna tear the world down for you, Don. #resist
Lemon, that smug smirk! Omg...
Tim gonna tear the world down for you, Don. #resist
February 1, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Legit one of the sexiest pics of the year. @donlemonofficial.bsky.social being led by his husband in full on a gaurd mode.
Lemon, that smug smirk! Omg...
Tim gonna tear the world down for you, Don. #resist
Lemon, that smug smirk! Omg...
Tim gonna tear the world down for you, Don. #resist
Names of the men named so far in the Epstein/Trump files:
Donald Trump, Sammy Sosa, Jay Z, Pusha T, Elon Musk, Howard Lewinick, Steve Tisch, Grand Theft Auto creators, Bill Gates, Andrew Cuomo, Josh Harris, Larry Summers, Kevin Wash
Donald Trump, Sammy Sosa, Jay Z, Pusha T, Elon Musk, Howard Lewinick, Steve Tisch, Grand Theft Auto creators, Bill Gates, Andrew Cuomo, Josh Harris, Larry Summers, Kevin Wash
January 31, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Names of the men named so far in the Epstein/Trump files:
Donald Trump, Sammy Sosa, Jay Z, Pusha T, Elon Musk, Howard Lewinick, Steve Tisch, Grand Theft Auto creators, Bill Gates, Andrew Cuomo, Josh Harris, Larry Summers, Kevin Wash
Donald Trump, Sammy Sosa, Jay Z, Pusha T, Elon Musk, Howard Lewinick, Steve Tisch, Grand Theft Auto creators, Bill Gates, Andrew Cuomo, Josh Harris, Larry Summers, Kevin Wash
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