jawless-fish.bsky.social
@jawless-fish.bsky.social
I'm broke and my family might disown me so please don't ask me for money.
So nice that Ulta sells Polo repellent
December 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I bought a discounted controller which I later learned is a remake of a 20+ years old Xbox controller? I just bought it bc it has hall effect joysticks. I was like oh fun it's translucent like Y2K era tech
December 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I will be taking its names instructions to the letter
The Let it Die sequel - Let it Die: Inferno - which is coming out next week (4th December), seems to have been built using a considerable amount of generative AI. https://bit.ly/4ol7lIA
November 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Surely it's a good sign about how you're doing when ppl randomly send you self-help books in the mail
November 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Introducing my young cousin to roulette by giving her a spirograph
November 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I think I'm gonna spring for a bulb bat when I graduate what about you?
November 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Hapworth's autistic sense of justice never strays far from her side, but was suspiciously absent when Hapworth was accused of being racially insensitive, leading many to believe it had wandered off.
Missing! “Autistic sense of justice” nowhere to be found when it’s time to talk about race
A woman’s "autistic sense of justice" has been reported missing after it failed to appear when it was time to talk about racism in the autistic community, sources have said. Beth Hapworth, 26, uses…
thedailytism.com
November 28, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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Report: It Pretty Incredible That Americans Entrusted With Driving Cars https://theonion.com/report-it-pretty-incredible-that-americans-entrusted-w-1819574734/
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Here is a fun oneshot comic I read that I think only uses charcoal www.victoriaying.com/il-lupo
Il Lupo — Victoria Ying, Author Illustrator
www.victoriaying.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I think python object inheritance exists only to drive me specifically to madness
November 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I do not recommend trying to research pre industrial family statistics I'm almost crying over nineteenth-centry Bavarian social custom about never breastfeeding and the corresponding infant mortality rate(400 per 1,000), more than double the general rate in other places:'(((
November 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
An affirmative answer to "do you find breakcore music chill" should give you an ADHD diagnosis full stop
November 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Absolutely hilarious Atlantic article www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
Women Keep Ruining the Workplace!!
Before they arrived, of course, everything was perfect.
www.theatlantic.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
My philosophy professor mentioned a line from final fantasy tactics in class yesterday I think that's a sign of good videogame writing

#fft #finalfantasy #finalfantasytactics
#videogames #trpgs
November 21, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I'm sure it's a good sign when your university sends you an email asking for you to civily protest a bill
November 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Nothing makes me feel better than being included in my grandpa's group chat he calls "the boys"
November 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The evil stepfather is to what modern fiction the evil stepmother was to fairy tales
November 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I'm distressed enough for both me AND my jeans
November 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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I think the President of the US responding to a question about the murder of a journalist with "A lot of people didn't like that gentleman" is probably pretty bad.
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I've been peer pressured more to play class of '09 then do drugs in college
November 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Would someone who is really knowledgeable about videogames let me know of any titles that are the videogame equivalent of a novel of manners?

@prokopetz.bsky.social @maxnichols.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
While having a yammering sidekick in Metroid 4 is bad for players, I am nevertheless impressed that Nintendo is really leaning into Samus being a woman bc being followed by a boring man who will not shut up is a universal female experience
#metroid #videogame #samus #metroidprime4 #mp4
November 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
NOOOO Paralives, a life sim im supporting, got its early access release date pushed back from December to MAY 😭😭😭 #paralives #lifesim #videogame
November 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
[RFK Jr. voice]: they're making the fat TRANS!
November 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
My (fired for other reasons) philosophy prof STARTED with Schopenhauer for my intro to philosophy class and every time he asked the class for a list of things that cause suffering he would add child support payments to the list
November 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM