Discounted Jason Statham
@jastheface715.bsky.social
I'm not good I'm not bad I'm somewhere in between ☯️| Witty and an Smartass 🖤| No-Gi Jiu-Jitsu practitioner | NY Giants & Miami Hurricanes fan 🏈
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No Nut November is stupid….I’m already thinking about failing it
November 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
No Nut November is stupid….I’m already thinking about failing it
Can we go back to the time when we was obsessed with 69 instead of 6-7…kids today are fucking dumb
October 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Can we go back to the time when we was obsessed with 69 instead of 6-7…kids today are fucking dumb
Sure the night skies in Miami is nice but it doesn’t beat New York….. Even on TV or on social media reels.
October 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Sure the night skies in Miami is nice but it doesn’t beat New York….. Even on TV or on social media reels.
Some experiences are not meant to last, only to remind us that beauty can exist, even in passing. 🖤🤍
October 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Some experiences are not meant to last, only to remind us that beauty can exist, even in passing. 🖤🤍
I’ve learned the most about myself in silence……
When no one’s watching, and the only thing I hear is my own truth.
When no one’s watching, and the only thing I hear is my own truth.
September 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I’ve learned the most about myself in silence……
When no one’s watching, and the only thing I hear is my own truth.
When no one’s watching, and the only thing I hear is my own truth.
Fantasy Football drafts are done!!
Now just hoping the best and continue to win multiple titles. 🏆
Now just hoping the best and continue to win multiple titles. 🏆
September 2, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Fantasy Football drafts are done!!
Now just hoping the best and continue to win multiple titles. 🏆
Now just hoping the best and continue to win multiple titles. 🏆
South Park truly doesn’t give a fuck…. Nobody is safe
July 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
South Park truly doesn’t give a fuck…. Nobody is safe
Nobody cares about a man’s mental health until his pain turns into anger then he’s just a bad guy.
July 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Nobody cares about a man’s mental health until his pain turns into anger then he’s just a bad guy.
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it’s getting harder and harder to tell the difference between who’s kidding and who’s stupid
July 8, 2025 at 1:33 PM
it’s getting harder and harder to tell the difference between who’s kidding and who’s stupid
Use your past traumas be the best version you can be.
That’s your fuel to become the person you want to be.
Use your hatred,anger,resentment etc.
Build yourself into the vision you have for yourself.
⏳🩸
That’s your fuel to become the person you want to be.
Use your hatred,anger,resentment etc.
Build yourself into the vision you have for yourself.
⏳🩸
July 9, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Use your past traumas be the best version you can be.
That’s your fuel to become the person you want to be.
Use your hatred,anger,resentment etc.
Build yourself into the vision you have for yourself.
⏳🩸
That’s your fuel to become the person you want to be.
Use your hatred,anger,resentment etc.
Build yourself into the vision you have for yourself.
⏳🩸
“Belt to ass” is the new “stand on “business.”
July 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
“Belt to ass” is the new “stand on “business.”
Happy National Hot Dog Eating Contest to those who celebrate it 🌭🇺🇸
July 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Happy National Hot Dog Eating Contest to those who celebrate it 🌭🇺🇸
Lately; the idea of living in a Lake house with a mountain view doesn’t sound crazy at all.
June 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Lately; the idea of living in a Lake house with a mountain view doesn’t sound crazy at all.
Even through the darkest days
This fire burns….always
This fire burns….always
June 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Even through the darkest days
This fire burns….always
This fire burns….always
Me asking that same question every Monday
June 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Me asking that same question every Monday
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Wanna be destructive together.. slow wink
April 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Wanna be destructive together.. slow wink
Can’t find the urban dictionary term for
“369 damn you fine”
“369 damn you fine”
April 7, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Can’t find the urban dictionary term for
“369 damn you fine”
“369 damn you fine”
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Skeet like nobody's reading...
April 7, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Skeet like nobody's reading...
I lost 8 LBs in 2 weeks
And yes I deserve a cookie 😂💪🏼
And yes I deserve a cookie 😂💪🏼
April 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I lost 8 LBs in 2 weeks
And yes I deserve a cookie 😂💪🏼
And yes I deserve a cookie 😂💪🏼
I have a suggestion for overpopulated prisons….
But nobody wants to have that conversation
But nobody wants to have that conversation
kermit the frog holds a cup of lipton tea
ALT: kermit the frog holds a cup of lipton tea
media.tenor.com
April 4, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I have a suggestion for overpopulated prisons….
But nobody wants to have that conversation
But nobody wants to have that conversation
Don’t be bitching about the price of the Nintendo Switch 2 when almost half the population also has an PS5/Xbox360
April 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Don’t be bitching about the price of the Nintendo Switch 2 when almost half the population also has an PS5/Xbox360