Jason J Thomas
@jasonjthomas.ca
Writer, director, “comedian”. Self-identify as a greyhound snob.
Do you think there’s a private Facebook group for all former Survivor players?
June 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Do you think there’s a private Facebook group for all former Survivor players?
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June 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
How many random social media posts do you think I’m in the background of?
April 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
How many random social media posts do you think I’m in the background of?
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Rotation Of Earth Plunges Entire North American Continent Into Darkness
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March 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Rotation Of Earth Plunges Entire North American Continent Into Darkness
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theonion.com/rotatio...
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Is anyone doing the drag name Sue Vide
March 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Is anyone doing the drag name Sue Vide
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As someone who spends a lot time thinking about the values I want to teach my kid (besides PLEASE DON’T EAT DIRT), the thing I keep coming back to is this: I want him to believe that the strongest, bravest thing he can do is give a shit about other people—especially ones who aren’t like him at all.
March 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
As someone who spends a lot time thinking about the values I want to teach my kid (besides PLEASE DON’T EAT DIRT), the thing I keep coming back to is this: I want him to believe that the strongest, bravest thing he can do is give a shit about other people—especially ones who aren’t like him at all.
February 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I feel like a lot of people are reading this in the past tense as a proclamation. But try reading it in the future tense as an invitation.
It becomes a lot scarier.
It becomes a lot scarier.
February 16, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I feel like a lot of people are reading this in the past tense as a proclamation. But try reading it in the future tense as an invitation.
It becomes a lot scarier.
It becomes a lot scarier.
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This is the Playwrights’ Center, which first brought me out from NY to Minneapolis on a writing fellowship. It was where I taught, learned, developed work and had a great time for years.
I’m so proud of them for holding the line on DEI, despite the risk. Donating some $$ right now!
I’m so proud of them for holding the line on DEI, despite the risk. Donating some $$ right now!
Minneapolis theater group doubles down on DEI initiatives as federal funding is threatened
Minneapolis theater group doubles down on DEI initiatives as federal funding is threatened
The theater organization says it recently received orders from the National Endowment for the Arts to stop promoting diversity, equity, and inclusion or be denied federal funding.
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February 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
This is the Playwrights’ Center, which first brought me out from NY to Minneapolis on a writing fellowship. It was where I taught, learned, developed work and had a great time for years.
I’m so proud of them for holding the line on DEI, despite the risk. Donating some $$ right now!
I’m so proud of them for holding the line on DEI, despite the risk. Donating some $$ right now!
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Kyle Clark is a local news anchor here in Colorado on our NBC channel 9. He has gotten me through so much. Just the best journalist, so much better than national and cable news. I highly recommend checking him out online. I am selfish though, and don't want him to get snatched away by cable news.
February 16, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Kyle Clark is a local news anchor here in Colorado on our NBC channel 9. He has gotten me through so much. Just the best journalist, so much better than national and cable news. I highly recommend checking him out online. I am selfish though, and don't want him to get snatched away by cable news.
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I’m running for president in 2028 on renaming the Gulf of America to the Gulf of Free Healthcare.
February 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I’m running for president in 2028 on renaming the Gulf of America to the Gulf of Free Healthcare.
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Anyone else super exhausted
February 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Anyone else super exhausted
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Dear Humans,
Gather 'round, for I bring thee great tidings of schadenfreude. The pardoned January 6 insurrectionists keep getting arrested or worse. Karma doth continue its holy work. Let us review.
Gather 'round, for I bring thee great tidings of schadenfreude. The pardoned January 6 insurrectionists keep getting arrested or worse. Karma doth continue its holy work. Let us review.
Pardoned Jan 6 Morons Keep Getting Arrested Or Worse
SMITE!
www.thegodpodcast.com
February 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Dear Humans,
Gather 'round, for I bring thee great tidings of schadenfreude. The pardoned January 6 insurrectionists keep getting arrested or worse. Karma doth continue its holy work. Let us review.
Gather 'round, for I bring thee great tidings of schadenfreude. The pardoned January 6 insurrectionists keep getting arrested or worse. Karma doth continue its holy work. Let us review.
Pay VERY close attention to what he does on Monday.
Especially if he rescinds the tariff orders set to take place against Canada on Tuesday.
If he does that, this was all a decoy so we wouldn’t watch what he was really up to.
cc: @aoc.bsky.social @politicsinthewild.bsky.social
Especially if he rescinds the tariff orders set to take place against Canada on Tuesday.
If he does that, this was all a decoy so we wouldn’t watch what he was really up to.
cc: @aoc.bsky.social @politicsinthewild.bsky.social
February 3, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Pay VERY close attention to what he does on Monday.
Especially if he rescinds the tariff orders set to take place against Canada on Tuesday.
If he does that, this was all a decoy so we wouldn’t watch what he was really up to.
cc: @aoc.bsky.social @politicsinthewild.bsky.social
Especially if he rescinds the tariff orders set to take place against Canada on Tuesday.
If he does that, this was all a decoy so we wouldn’t watch what he was really up to.
cc: @aoc.bsky.social @politicsinthewild.bsky.social
Someone help me understand this:
Agent Orange imposes tariffs on Canadian goods, adversely affecting American consumers. So in retaliation #JustinTrudeau threatens tariffs on American goods, which adversely affects… Canadian consumers?
That’s a nice final #FuckYou to Canadians as he leaves office.
Agent Orange imposes tariffs on Canadian goods, adversely affecting American consumers. So in retaliation #JustinTrudeau threatens tariffs on American goods, which adversely affects… Canadian consumers?
That’s a nice final #FuckYou to Canadians as he leaves office.
February 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Someone help me understand this:
Agent Orange imposes tariffs on Canadian goods, adversely affecting American consumers. So in retaliation #JustinTrudeau threatens tariffs on American goods, which adversely affects… Canadian consumers?
That’s a nice final #FuckYou to Canadians as he leaves office.
Agent Orange imposes tariffs on Canadian goods, adversely affecting American consumers. So in retaliation #JustinTrudeau threatens tariffs on American goods, which adversely affects… Canadian consumers?
That’s a nice final #FuckYou to Canadians as he leaves office.
Has anyone referred to him as Barron von Tramp yet?
January 31, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Has anyone referred to him as Barron von Tramp yet?
Consider my vote cast.
Monday should be Second Sunday and the work week should start on Tuesday.
November 19, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Consider my vote cast.