Everyone involved with Apple's Image Playground should be ashamed of themselves.

#closeyourrings

Mall Escalator Spits Out Another Pile Of Bones

I used ChatGPT to imagine my cats as humans.

There’s nothing like putting a nice clean crisp white pillowcase over literally the yellowest pillow to ever exist.

Hey everyone.

My daughter at 8pm on a school night just casually starting “Daddy Day Care” like I’m not going to notice.

Yep.

Would you trust an adult who doesn’t have a pet?

The lady from McDonald’s called me in Saturday and yelled at me for ordering wrong on Friday ☹️

Every time I see someone wearing a suit, I wonder if they realize how dumb they look. Like a little shiny fabric thing around your neck for what reason?

I was about to buy an $11 Indian burrito and a Thums Up from a cafe in Chicago. Ordering from a touchscreen… Got to the payment part and they wanted a 20% tip… Who would that even go to? Me?

I still don’t know what Apple Intelligence is supposed to do. I can barely even find traces of it on my laptop.