It’s possible that the color knob might be compatible with the volume control. If so, it could be used as a reference to make a 3D-printed replacement.

That Zenith.

PLEASE STOP DOING CRIME
YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS TO COMPLY

That’s a valid concern, Jason, but consider that your colleague simply wants to help you b̶y̶ ̵r̵e̶s̴p̴o̶n̵d̴i̴n̸g̴ ̸t̶o̴ ̷y̵o̴u̵r̸ ̷q̶u̶e̶s̸t̵i̵o̶n̶ ̶w̸i̸t̵h̴ ̶i̶n̷f̶o̵r̸m̷a̶t̶i̸o̵n̷ ̶t̷h̴e̸y̵ ̵d̴o̴ ̶n̵o̵t̴ ̷p̸o̷s̵s̵e̷s̶s̷ ̵̹͉̉d̵͙̒̃u̸͖̅e̴̹̿ ̴̹̆ţ̶̝̅o̶͙̔̍ ̶̞̩̚l̷͙̽ả̶̬̳͠ċ̵̪̚ḱ̵̭ ̵̮̹̓͠o̴̯̎f̵̭̐͝ ̶͉͊e̴͍̾̚͜x̴̩̘̀̒p̸̰̏e̶̡͂̋r̷̹̃͝t̴̹͉̚͝i̷͇̝̋s̸͙̜͆̾e̵̙͛ ̷̣̈́͜i̵͓͇͐n̸̫̂ ̶̦̺̓t̶̜̅ḩ̴͛̽ḛ̷̬̓ ̵͓͋͊͜d̴̤̺̋o̶͔͗ḿ̴̨̲ậ̸ì̴̝̰̎ň̴̻ ̴̦̔y̵̺̏̚ő̷̱̇u̸̠̯̔̀ ̸̩̖͌̚a̴̬̋r̵̭̂e̷̡̓ ̸̫͐͝e̴̯͌̆n̷͙̻̋̀q̷̡̽̄u̵͙̅i̷͍͙̿͠r̴̼͐i̶̘̞̒n̸̢̈́͊g̶̤̭̑.̷̜̔

Good story about the OG beep: www.folklore.org/Boot_Beep.html

The nachos subplot had to be cut to make room for love.

Seconding A Baker’s Wife; their tea cakes give me life.

They stuck the landing.

What I wouldn’t give for them to troll him with a piece prize. He rolls into Oslo and they pin him a brown ribbon that says BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT

Really disappointed in the smart folks here accepting the “it’s just a reaction meme” defense for a video still of a person whose carotid artery explodes in the next frame.

I loitered nearby so I could eavesdrop on the buyer negotiating the sale for this unit. It was brutal!

“Aren’t you glad you asked?!”

A funny thing about that episode is everyone pronounces Scorsese’s name wrong except Bryan Cranston.

And only four theaters are showing it in its native format, VistaVision.

Pretty much the same here. The first Avengers movie was so fatiguing I’ve been noping out of 90% of superhero movies since 2012.