Jason Heiser
@jason.heiser.org
Minnesota-based web developer with too many hobbies and interests, some of which include movies, soundtracks, graphic design, vintage computing, physical fitness, electromechanical pinball, and progressive causes.
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I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
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From 1973, Ed Emberley’s Little Drawing Book of Weirdos. www.presentandcorrect.com/blogs/blog/e...
October 31, 2025 at 3:27 PM
From 1973, Ed Emberley’s Little Drawing Book of Weirdos. www.presentandcorrect.com/blogs/blog/e...
Did you know Wong Kar-wai‘s 2000 masterpiece was almost called In the Mood for Nachos?
October 21, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Did you know Wong Kar-wai‘s 2000 masterpiece was almost called In the Mood for Nachos?
The last time I saw John Woo’s THE KILLER was on laserdisc decades ago. Seeing it today in HD reveals stunning details, like Danny Lee’s clean-cut cop having a comically overlong mole hair on his jawline.
October 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The last time I saw John Woo’s THE KILLER was on laserdisc decades ago. Seeing it today in HD reveals stunning details, like Danny Lee’s clean-cut cop having a comically overlong mole hair on his jawline.
Sure, I could have put my boxed copy of Creepy Castle on eBay and got a couple hundred dollars for it. But I wouldn’t have gotten this, which is priceless.
This one is a real emotional roller coaster! Many thanks to everyone who attended VCF Midwest, and my heartfelt gratitude to the people who continually shower their grace and kindness on me. It's overwhelming (in a positive way).
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VCF Midwest 20 (2025) Cool Gets & Great Gifts!
YouTube video by Ron's Computer Videos
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October 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Sure, I could have put my boxed copy of Creepy Castle on eBay and got a couple hundred dollars for it. But I wouldn’t have gotten this, which is priceless.
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ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards
September 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards
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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
I updated my PFP everywhere because my old picture was taken five years ago. The new one is fine, but there’s no getting around it: I look exactly like what I am, a dude in his 50s. I can’t believe I’m old.
September 17, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I updated my PFP everywhere because my old picture was taken five years ago. The new one is fine, but there’s no getting around it: I look exactly like what I am, a dude in his 50s. I can’t believe I’m old.
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Like every business, Panic has a curated, themed playlist that plays in our lobby, emanating office-parkily from a weird rock speaker.
The vibe goal? 80's-corporate, EPCOT center, inspirational slideshow of Apple II quarterly results, slight unease/discomfort, and personal computer optimism.
The vibe goal? 80's-corporate, EPCOT center, inspirational slideshow of Apple II quarterly results, slight unease/discomfort, and personal computer optimism.
September 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Like every business, Panic has a curated, themed playlist that plays in our lobby, emanating office-parkily from a weird rock speaker.
The vibe goal? 80's-corporate, EPCOT center, inspirational slideshow of Apple II quarterly results, slight unease/discomfort, and personal computer optimism.
The vibe goal? 80's-corporate, EPCOT center, inspirational slideshow of Apple II quarterly results, slight unease/discomfort, and personal computer optimism.
Disappointed by the adoption rate of prefers-color-scheme by major sites. Too many of them still default to light mode and don’t use this media query. It’s been six years since it was widely adopted by most browser vendors! Harumph.
July 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Disappointed by the adoption rate of prefers-color-scheme by major sites. Too many of them still default to light mode and don’t use this media query. It’s been six years since it was widely adopted by most browser vendors! Harumph.
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There is something astoundingly perverse is trying to use the language of workers' rights and class solidarity to defend a system that is designed and promoted by the managerial class to replace them.
July 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
There is something astoundingly perverse is trying to use the language of workers' rights and class solidarity to defend a system that is designed and promoted by the managerial class to replace them.
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In a stunning moment of carnal desire, my calculator said “BOOBIE5”
July 21, 2025 at 8:44 AM
In a stunning moment of carnal desire, my calculator said “BOOBIE5”
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All these dipshits showed up strapped for Fallujah because blue cities are just so dangerous, and here's the mayor, looking like she's on her way to a baby shower.
July 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
All these dipshits showed up strapped for Fallujah because blue cities are just so dangerous, and here's the mayor, looking like she's on her way to a baby shower.
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Keith David reacting to the announcement that he will be receiving a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
July 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Keith David reacting to the announcement that he will be receiving a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
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I've been driving past this place for seven years and just realized it's supposed to look like the front end of a Cadillac.
June 19, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I've been driving past this place for seven years and just realized it's supposed to look like the front end of a Cadillac.
Beware the man with the cane!
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June 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Beware the man with the cane!
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“The constitution was not violated! it was merely disappointed.”
McSweeney's: New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for "The President Violated the Constitution" www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/new...
June 4, 2025 at 1:04 PM
“The constitution was not violated! it was merely disappointed.”
This is one of the newer dark patterns for big tech: bullshit search results
Their search engine is also designed to return results no matter how nonsensical the query.
June 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
This is one of the newer dark patterns for big tech: bullshit search results
An old friend from my grade-school days tried to rope me into an MLM scheme about 25 years ago. Today he’s a Trump supporter. The writing was on the wall.
Just out: one of the most illuminating books I've read on how Trump happened.
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/715421...
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/715421...
Little Bosses Everywhere by Bridget Read: 9780593443927 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books
A groundbreaking work of history and reportage that unveils the stranger-than-fiction world of multilevel marketing: a massive money-making scam and radical political conspiracy that has remade Americ...
www.penguinrandomhouse.com
May 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
An old friend from my grade-school days tried to rope me into an MLM scheme about 25 years ago. Today he’s a Trump supporter. The writing was on the wall.
They caught Father Antifa.
www.nydailynews.com/2025/04/23/l...
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Long Island man, 83, arrested for damaging Teslas in parking lot
Victor Divergilio, 83, scratched five Teslas at Roosevelt Field mall in Nassau County, police said.
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April 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
They caught Father Antifa.
www.nydailynews.com/2025/04/23/l...
www.nydailynews.com/2025/04/23/l...
The prepared family comments: “Hey honey, hey kids, we’re the baddies.”
New from 404 Media: we've obtained a leak from inside Palantir describing Palantir's plan to help ICE find people to deport. Includes peoples' location. Palantir is expecting a backlash, preparing comments for employees to tell their family. Says ICE "mature partner"
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Leaked: Palantir’s Plan to Help ICE Deport People
Internal Palantir Slack chats and message boards obtained by 404 Media show the contracting giant is helping find the location of people flagged for deportation, that Palantir is now a “more mature pa...
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April 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The prepared family comments: “Hey honey, hey kids, we’re the baddies.”