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Jason Heiser
@jason.heiser.org
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Minnesota-based web developer with too many hobbies and interests, some of which include movies, soundtracks, graphic design, vintage computing, physical fitness, electromechanical pinball, and progressive causes.
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The last time I saw John Woo’s THE KILLER was on laserdisc decades ago. Seeing it today in HD reveals stunning details, like Danny Lee’s clean-cut cop having a comically overlong mole hair on his jawline.
Actor Danny Lee with a fanged hair protruding from a mole along his jawline. Actor Danny Lee with a fanged hair protruding from a mole along his jawline.
October 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Nice to meetcha.
September 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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I love that we had the same idea.
Old tweet from the bad site complaining about clouds.
August 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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I gotchu
June 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Arnold Schwarzenegger in drag
June 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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May 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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My three frien—
Mr. Kidd, Dr. Tynan, and Mr. Wint, best friends for life.
May 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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They’re committed to paper like his blind trust was.
April 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Satiric executive order that says “KEEPING YUCKY RAISINS OUT OF OATMEAL COOKIES”
April 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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turning a big dial taht says "Tariffs" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
April 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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AND SOMEONE MADE IT INTO A MOVIE!
March 4, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Years ago I shared this on the other site. It’s my favorite piece of glurge.
An ironic inspirational meme being shared unironically: “The man can't see the snake biting his wife, and the woman can't see the boulder on her husbands back, the moral of the story here is that sometimes a man can't see the pain his wife is suffering from and women can't understand the pressure men feel on a day to day basis, within couples we need to learn to understand each other more and communicate better so we can seek out the problems and turn weaknesses into strengths”
March 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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A smoldering Gene Hackman (wearing a wig) photographed by Herb Ritts for an unknown project.
February 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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“I’m a family man. I run a family business. This is my son and partner, H.W. Plainview.”
There Will be Musk
February 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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POINT: “The user interface doesn’t really need a ‘quit confirmation’ screen.”
COUNTERPOINT:
Quit confirmation screen in the spirit of Robert Crumb’s “Keep on Truckin’” cartoon
October 17, 2024 at 6:25 PM
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Parody of Trump’s “I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT” social media outburst with a spoof of Ronald Reagan exclaiming “I HATE MICHAEL JACKSON!”
September 17, 2024 at 3:35 PM
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Yeah, yeah.
September 17, 2024 at 3:01 AM
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Do not touch g spot on diskette.
August 31, 2024 at 3:47 PM
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The spirit of Yahoo! Answers lives on.
Google suggesting the question “How common is vagina dentata?” for this search term.
August 21, 2024 at 1:36 AM
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That’s the stuff!
August 6, 2024 at 3:50 PM
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I think @dawse.bsky.social will want one of these. bottleneckgallery.com/blogs/news/b...
March 12, 2024 at 2:17 AM
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Relevant content from the dead bird site.
October 31, 2023 at 3:35 PM